I wish I can fly.
You're flying. You can't stop. You can never slow down or control your direction. Enjoy your lifetime of flying aimlessly.
I wish I could speak every language on earth,
Well... You can speak every language on earth, but you cannot read, not write any of them.
I wish I was still in primary school.
You're stuck below the foundation of a primary school.
I wish I was the fittest man on Earth.
You're the only man on Earth.
I wish I had photographic memory
You see your dad in the shower 😖😖😖😖
You can never forget it
I wish I could live for ever
But be extremely lonely
I wish I could dance
So you can, but you can only twerk, and you can never stop 8)
I wish I had a kebab
But you're vegan, so you have to throw away everything except for the salad
I wish I had unlimited money
You have all the money in the world, and so no-one else as any. As such, the world reverts to a bargain-based economy, and your money becomes meaningless.
I wish I had a pet
Your pet is a Dogo Argentino, which is an Argentinian fighting dog. A member of the public has reported your dog since it has attacked some children playing in the streets. Your dog has been declared dangerous and menacing by your city council and you get fined $5,500 for failure to control the dog. Since you can't afford to pay the fine, the court orders the dog to be put down. Now, you are burdened by grief. (long, made up story. Pretty sure you won't do that)You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)
I wish I have the brains of Albert Einstein.
You can't get a brain transplant and resort to simply displaying AE's brain over your fireplace. People stop visiting you because that's weird. You're just as smart as before, but with less friends. Congratulations. ;)
I wish I could ace all my exams, effortlessly.
But they'd be written in an ancient language. :P
I wish I could sleep like a baby.
You do sleep like a baby, but you also walk like one and eat like one. Therefore, you cannot satisfy your cravings for a walk to the fridge to get chocolate, and instead have to wait for your mumma to bring you pear puree.
I wish I lived in France.
You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life ;)
I wish economics made sense
OMG there is no 4th dimension!!!
Anyway.. You could live in 4D but not know illusion from reality and be perhaps forever stuck in time..
I wish upon a star that I could be multilingual (english, french, italian etc)
You are multilingual to an extent. You can speak simple words and ask simple requests, but you want more. You want to talk complex issues, but you cannot really express what you want to say in the target language. The person you are talking to misunderstands you and you are "crucified" for it.
I wish I know everything there is to know about the universe.
You do, but the only way for you to know every possible thing about the universe is to prevent the universe from evolving. So, you destroy it.
I wish for world peace (boom)
Boom indeed. World peace is achieved after a short and bloody nuclear war wipes out every living thing on the planet.But you'll fly when pigs fly
I wish I could fly
But you'll fly when pigs fly
I wish Tasmania Jones would appear in the Methods exam 2 this year.
He will, and when he comes, you won't be able to answer that question.
I wish ATARNOTES were more popular. (Hehe, lets see how this turns out)
It is, but the government realises that it is such an advantage that they can't possibly let students use it and actually do well, so they shut AN down.
I wish that Australia had the tallest mountain in the world
I hope you love thousands of tourists.
I wish that Australia had won the womens 4x200m free relay.
But it's the only event we win.
Only if I could turn back time
You can turn back time...but you can never go forward in time to the present again. So you'll always be stuck living in the past.You never stop procrastinating and you'll eventually you'll be swallowed into the abyss of studying - losing all your ability to socialise and operate as an effective and effective citizen in society. And as a consequence, you'll be isolated from others.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.
You never stop procrastinating and you'll eventually you'll be swallowed into the abyss of studying - losing all your ability to socialise and operate as an effective and effective citizen in society. And as a consequence, you'll be isolated from others.
But you'd get that phat 99.95 soo idk if this is really a corrupt hehe
I wish I'd spoken up earlier.
You speak up, but get shut down by protesters who disagree with you. Their voices are louder than yours so you never get your opinion through.You do have the motivation to do some work now, but only now. After this work that u complete, ur motivation is gonna fly out the window and you'll be demotivated for the rest of your life.
I wish I had the motivation to do some work right now.
You do have the motivation to do some work now, but only now. After this work that u complete, ur motivation is gonna fly out the window and you'll be demotivated for the rest of your life.You are more fit and healthy, but leg day takes over your life and one day you squat too hard and snap your knee cap.
I wish I was more fit and healthy
You are more fit and healthy, but leg day takes over your life and one day you squat too hard and snap your knee cap.But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.
I wish I had more ice magic for my ice cream :(
But the only ice cream flavour you could eat was the strawberry from the 3 pack neapolitan vanilla/chocolate/strawberry.
I wish I could drink soft drinks without doing irreversible damage to my teeth.
This is only possible because you have no teeth
I wish I coud play guitar perfectly
You can, but it spirals you into a world of misunderstood musos and you never return to appreciate simplicity because you are so in touch with sound.
I wish I was funny
You are funny, but the catch is that you crack a joke every time a serious situation arises, making you out to be inconsiderate.
I wish I had a great memory.
You have a great memory - of the most traumatic, sad and unpleasant events of your life. You are deprived of happy memories.
I wish I was smart enough to get a decent ATAR without studying.
You are that smart, but it alienates you from your peers and you become incredibly lonely.Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal
I wish that I had a HSP in front of me :(
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegal
I wish my bookcase had more books.
Except Pauline Hanson made HSPs illegalOMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)
I wish my bookcase had more books.
You bookcase has way more books that you wanted, except that it is now in a public library.
I wish that we, students be judged upon merit rather than exam scores.
OMG this made me lol so hard (out loud!)
Students are now judged on merit not scores, but you have no merit and thus are worse off than if you had exam scores still.
I wish that Donald Trump got voted in (try and corrupt this wish, its already corrupt! ;D)
Donald Trump gets voted in, but not only does he build a bridge between Mexico and America, he also builds walls around all countries so that no one can travel from one country to another. Also if you are Mexican or Muslim (not being racist or religionist, just stating the people Donald hates most), then you get more attention from Donald and are sent to a remote island where it's like the Hunger Games in order to survive. Happy life!
I wish that Australia won the Olympics.
Australia wins the olympics, but then all of our olympic players get sold to america to grow our economy. Then our economy crashes, and the illegal immigrants all pile in and take over Australian ways and orders and Australia turns into a communist country ruled by the North Koreans
(Lol excuse the digression)
I wish for all religions to unite under one religion (BOOM!!)
But then it becomes the only TV show that you can watch.But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.
I wish I had a burrito right now.
But you are allergic to everything in the burrito, so cannot eat it.
Wish that I had a life outside of atarnotes ;D
You do. Except that outside of atarnotes, you life is a life of crime. And you eventually get caught and sent to jail.
I wish that the universe will end now. (try corrupting that already corrupt wish) ;)
The Universe ends immediately, but that also terminates your existence, thus not allowing you to enjoy your wish.
I wish I didn't spend money on a hardly-pigmented eye shadow palette today.
You didn't. Your entire reality is a dream of a dream.
I wish Electrodynamics was easy to study for
Quantum Electrodynamics was easy to study for, but it was only easy to study for you. Everyone else around you struggled and cannot comprehend this stuff. Except that this topic is all you know, so you become lonely and isolated as nobody can understand you.But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...
I wish somebody will cross-dress during year 12 muck-up day.
But that person is you and you get sent away from the muck-up day celebrations...
I wish that I can catch something other than rattatas and pidgeys on pokemon go.
But then you see something you shouldn't of and you can't forget it.
I wish there were flame-resistant books
The books realise they are flame-resistant, and as such are stronger than us mere mortals. They take over the world with fire and blood.
I wish I had the ability to guess which stocks are worth buying
I wish I knew earlier that water helps with concentration...
But then you forget who Caleb Hyles is.
I wish my schoolbag wasn't heavy.
Someone brings you food but you choke on it.
I wish I had a pet snake.
You did, but you are the worst in the class and never get above 20%There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.
I wish there was more unis around where I live.
There are...but waaaay too many. Your suburb is always super busy now and you can never sleep at night bc you hear the noises of numerous parties simultaneously going on.
I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes
But you only remember embarrassing events.
I wish my CAS calculator would charge properly.
Your CAS calculator finally operates at the voltage it was designed to, but a short circuit melts all fuses and lights your house on fire. Instantly.
I wish my sleep every night was adequate enough to keep me energetic the next day, but not in excess.
You find out that the 'adequate amount of sleep' for you personally is well above 18 hours, meaning you barely have any time to do anything, let alone go to school, do homework, eat, etc.
I wish that I could instantly remember anything, even if that comes with a cost like remembering embarrassing moments as well - I don't mind!
You can instantly remember anything, with the embarrassing events. Yet the only way you are able to do that is to put your memoires into a portable hard drive as your brain has limited memory capacity. So you have to carry this portable hard drive everywhere to retain all of your memories.
I wish I have magic powers.
You have magic powers, but are only able to use them exclusively between 3:45 and 4:00 am.You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig. :P
I wish my motivation didn't disappear after trials
You have motivation, but you only continue to have motivation after trials, by reading the tips in my sig. :P
I wish I didn't have a spesh sac tomorrow.
I wish I owned a penguin that spoke broken English in a Russian accent.
You live in France, but you are only able to eat Tête de Veau (Beef brains) for the rest of your life ;)
I wish economics made sense
you end up understanding economics way too much, and suddenly go crazy when you realise how bad the econmy really is.you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.
i wish i could eat whatever i want, without gaining weight. lol
you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.
I wish that there are no wishes
Wish granted but your wish creates a paradox which creates a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum which places all of the universe in a perpetual time loop and we are all stuck between one minute and the next and the time is forever and always 11.32 pm.
What a disaster that wish turned out to be.
I wish that I could be happy always.
You are always happy because you have a drug which you injected that makes you happy. Then, that particular drug becomes illegal, you get found out, and sent to jail. And you are still happy despite that, as long as you have the drug.You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)
(dare I wish this...)
I wish I had Laruen as my English tutor/teacher.
You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:15 this morning...
You didn't wake up at all on the day of your examsBut you have hayfever and are allergic to the flowers permanently stuck in your hair.
I wish I was a punk Rocker with flowers in my hair...
I wish nail polish didn't smell horrible.
You now have anosmia
I wish I had a giant German Shepherd
A shepherd appears whose nationality is German. He lives to tend to his herd of sheep, however his giant stature attracts the public eye, and he is soon taken away. In the end, you are left with 100 sheep, and no German Shepherd.
I wish I could get a Michelin star.
When they award the Michelin star you're so happy you don't take cooking precautions and burn down the restaurant...
I wish it was November 5
November the 5th comes but all the exams are postponed until november the 7th xD
I wish that Harambe was alive :'(
Harambe is resurrected, however it then goes all King Kong on you.
I wish I could find some sticky tape right now.
You do find some tape but it's not sticky.
I wish I always wake up early without a head-ache.
you never wake up with a headache, but you do get one when you saty up too late
i wish i could write faster
You write faster, but you write in ancient language that nobody else knows. :P
I wish I could sleep for a whole day, interrupted. :P
I wish I can start my life again with all the same memories that I have now.
You have a brand new life, however you only remember embarrassing past memories. 8)
I wish that the holidays wouldn't end...
The holidays last for an hour each day along side school... Its a normal day
I want to time travell
But you get stuck 65 million years ago when dinosaurs ruled the planet and you either
a) get eaten by a T-Rex
Or b) get wiped out in the meteor that hits the planet and makes you as dead as the dinosaurs
Oops.. Shouldve made sure it could get back before testing it :P
I wish I was more prepared for the upcoming HSC's
You are more prepared for the HSC, but fail the exam nonetheless.
I wish that my physics teacher (a person who is willing to go out of her way to help students out) joins ATARNotes.
She does join but she posts inappropriately and it results in her getting banned.
I wish my religion today would hurry up and email me back my responses (and I don't care if theyre terrible, they probably are lol)
I wish for a 99 atar xD
She does join but she posts inappropriately and it results in her getting banned.
I wish my religion teacher would hurry up and email me back my responses (and I don't care if theyre terrible, they probably are lol)
Oops..thanks bpunjabi
That's all your teacher does. Your teacher is just going to copy the essays you sent, paste it and send it back to you.
I wish I didn't procrastinate all the time
You don't exist in the future and have been replaced by a robot.Science is wrong, but you're never right either!
I wish science was wrong.
Science is wrong, but you're never right either!They go with all the singers down to the baritone level and you're left with nothing but really really low bass.
I wish high-pitched singers (aimed at kids entertainment) didn't exist.
They go with all the singers down to the baritone level and you're left with nothing but really really low bass.You're so flexible that you tie yourself into a knot
I wish I was more flexible
The rings under your eyes start spiraling out of control to the point you literally have black circles around your eyesTime slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day :P
I wish time would slow down.
Time slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day :P
I wish the weather wasn't warm...
You create the next ice age (which is actually disastrous).Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your family
I wish I will find a fulfilling and enjoyable job in the future.
Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your familyYou're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.
I wish I was perfect.
You're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.
I wish I was a punk rockerSpoileryet another music reference ;)
You are a punk rocker, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.
I wish Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die today (not really a fan but I just saw it on the news and figured half of you will have no bloody clue who that is)
the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be coldZsa Zsa Gabor didn't die, but someone you cared about does instead. :/SpoilerYou're right, I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is.
I wish the weather wasn't so warm.
the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be coldBut you keep trying to be more attractive, rich and smart because you know it could be better, thus you're never satisfied.
I wish I was attractive, rich and smart
Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.You have all the ice cream that you could want; however you are deathly allergic to it.
I wish I had ice-cream right now
Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.Corrupted into something better...
I wish I had ice-cream right now
Corrupted into something better...
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One million dollars becomes the basis instead of one dollar so you aren't rich with it
I wish insanipi would record herself singing and upload it ;D
Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)SpoilerYou wish, jellyfish. I won't sing lmao
I record some singing, however you don't have a net connection to view it with
I wish I could live on a mountain.
Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)I stop losing at chess, however when I next play you, you happen to forget the way in which the pawns move. :P
I wish insanipi would stop losing at chess.
Memes end up not existing altogether because they don't know what else to targetYou cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.
I wish I could not be killed
You cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd like
I wish that I had all the time in the world to read books.
You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd likeThere is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available. :P
I wish that there would be a cure for cancer
There is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available. :P
Only if I could turn back time
You turn back time and find yourself in your mother's womb.
I wish I was incredibly athletic.
Granted, but you're now a cheetahYou can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.
I wish I could read minds
You can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.
I wish I was taller
You know too much to the point nobody understands you when you talk about something in conversation anymore.There are plenty of habitable planets, but you're sent to a planet that plays the nutbush 24/7
I wish more planets were inhabitable
No clue what that is actually
You feel ill eating everything else so your diet becomes only chocolate, except you end up getting really fat from it.
I wish a quintic formula existed.
Spoiler
You discover a quintic forumla and write it on a whiteboard, only to be rubbed off by your 10 year old cousin (I don't know if you actually have a 10yo cousin, I just made this up :P )
I wish lab coats wouldn't crease.
Lab costs don't cease, but become so stiff that you can hardly move in them.Governments don't block the internet, however they only allow you to eat a certain type of food.
I wish that some gov't ::) didn't block so much of the internet.
The mountain region is deoxygenated.Weapons don't exist, but governments control your every move.
I wish weapons didn't exist
Weapons don't exist, but governments control your every move.
I wish tuning instruments wasn't a pain.
It's not a pain anymore due to your attempts at automating the tuning process. However, this automatism tunes the musical instrument so badly, it sounds horrible when you play, forcing you to go back to tuning your instrument by hand. Your efforts were futile.They start clashing with all of your intended family commitments and job related things instead.
I wish that the times of clubs and societies didn't clash with university classes.
They start clashing with all of your intended family commitments and job related things instead.Programming is easier for you, however because you stay up extremely late everynight, you're tired and you're allergic to coffee
I wish programming was easier
That's kind of a sad corrupt... :PThe temperature is stable, however it is stable at a warm 38 degrees, all day, everyday.
You knock out for the entire day and don't do anything you should've done so you can't stop freaking out when you wake up.
I wish temperatures would be more stable
Get a ton of other diseases symptoms instead of the headache.
I wish all bacteria was good bacteria and not harmful
They are all good... but now less creatures get sick and die, so the world is overpopulated and animals (including humans) are starving to death instead.
I wish I could sleep when I'm tired, and not have to spend time trying to get to sleep
You fall into an eternal slumber. No more spending time trying to sleep.You made notes during the holidays, however you wake up on the morning of your first school day and find thay they're written in a language that you don't know
I wish I made my notes during the holidays :'(
You made notes during the holidays, however you wake up on the morning of your first school day and find thay they're written in a language that you don't knowYou can swallow tablets, but they make you feel even more sick and don't stay down long.
I wish I could swallow medicine (tablets)
You can swallow tablets, but they make you feel even more sick and don't stay down long.You go back to primary school, but you're stuck there forever
I wish I could go back and retake primary school
You go back to primary school, but you're stuck there foreverHa ha, I get the joke :)
I wish I could wear a pink wig xD
Ha ha, I get the joke :)Wish granted:You can eat as much as you like but you can not taste it neither can you smell it and you feel empty no matter what quantity you eat :p
You can wear a pink wig, but it is floor length and you are constantly tripping over it
I wish I had and could eat as much food as I like.
Wish Granted!Wish granted but you can not post or access the games part of the forum.
You are the janitor and toilet cleaner, and are unpaid.
I wish that I could stay on AN forever!
Wish granted! You now have an apartment near Macquarie, but you have to pay rent (good luck ._.)You can drive, but you have to buy a car.
I wish I could drive.
You headache gets traded off for triple the amount you have to do on an average uni dayHighlighters are more effective, however, you start seeing yellow highlighter everywhere you look.
I wish highlighters were more effective
Wish granted! You now have an apartment near Macquarie, but you have to pay rent (good luck ._.)
I wish I could drive.
Highlighters are more effective, however, you start seeing yellow highlighter everywhere you look.
I wish my to-read pile would get smaller
I wish I had more time in a day to do what I needed.
Sure, your day dissolves into night so you get all day and all night to do anything. Sadly there is no darkness and no time for sleep :'( you end up walking around like a sleepless zombieYou can play the piano; but you can't talk.
I wish I could play the piano
You can play the piano; but you can't talk.It goes away but is replaced by grey skies, rain and thunder.
I wish this wild wind would go away
It goes away but is replaced by grey skies, rain and thunder.You can cook a meal in an instant, but it goes cold before you even eat it :P
I wish I could cook a meal in an instant
You can cook a meal in an instant, but it goes cold before you even eat it :PYou can but you lose marks as attendance is recorded. Wait that already happens? *evil laugh*
I wish I could skip lectures
You can but you lose marks as attendance is recorded. Wait that already happens? *evil laugh*you can teleport, but always to the incorrect place :P
I wish I could teleport
They were under your bed the whole time and you just didn't think to look there.You control time, but you can only turn it back haha
I wish I could control time
You do, but you do it with too many dust mitesTechnology is your slave, but your computer still says no
I wish technology was my slave
Technology is your slave, but your computer still says no
I wish I didn't need glasses
You don't need glasses because you have no eyes.You have a better memory, but you don't remember your name
I wish I had better memory.
You have a better memory, but you don't remember your nameYou can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.
I wish I could dance
You can dance. In fact, you cannot stop dancing. You are fated to dance yourself into a terrible suicide.
I wish I could get an engineering scholarship to Monash that covers all costs
You can, but all the Earth's air is thin!Turns out you sat all the wrong exams
I wish I could get 100% on all of my exams.
Turns out you sat all the wrong examsYour car refuels and you're on your merry way, but you end up having a flat tyre
I wish my car could refuel itself
You don't have a todo list at all; therefore you're life is incredibly unorganised, and you can't functionYou don't spend so much time on ATARNotes, because you have no internet.
I wish I didn't spend so much time on ATARNotes...not really
I hope that doesn't happen!
You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.
I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)
I hope that doesn't happen!
You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.
I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)
You don't procrastinate, but the morning the assignment is due, your dog eats it :(
I wish I had more dresses
Your sandwich is full of ingredients you hateYou survive without breathing, but you're a fish
I wish I could survive without breathing
You lose the ability to move on land in exchange for itYour eyesight improves, however everyone else goes blind
I wish my eyesight was better
There isn't a fly in your room, instead there is a mosquito, at it is carrying malaria.That incorruptible wish is your only wish
I wish I could make an incorruptible wish
They're neat because they're completely rigid and frozen and now nail polish or anything doesn't go on.You have more stamina, but you don't have the stamina to do the things you need to do.
(A bit weird of a corruption this time but for some reason it was the first thing I could think of)
I wish I had more stamina
It rots upon contact with anythingThe car doesn't need servicing, but it was expensive to buy in the first place :P
I wish my car didn't need to be serviced
I wish the book I'm reading didn't suck
Done! It now blows, instead.
I wish it didn't hurt to stand up.
It now hurts to sit down
I wish I had more time to sleep before work tomorrow
Joke's on you, it already hurts to sit. ;)
Okay, now you can get plenty of sleep - you're fired.
I wish coke wasn't so addictive. 😭
You end up locked up at home with no electricity.
I wish Google wasn't blocked in China
They refuse to stop packing until they weigh twice as much as you, even if it means the bag explodes in the process.
I wish the moon was made of cheese.
Done - but the density changes to match. The moon no longer has a gravitational influence on the Earth. A lot of things are now fucked up...
I wish my apps wouldn't update every day.
Done - you are finally motivated. You do it. You do something else. Suddenly, everything's done, but you're so motivated, that you keep doing. But with nothing else to do, you move to your neighbours place. You break in. The police take you to gaol. You're now a convicted felon, because you were too motivated to do nothing...Hayfever isn't a thing, but walking goldfish invades your dreams instead.
I wish hayfever wasn't a thing.
The pet is a snake and gets a better mark than you at everything.All but your favourite website is unblocked in China.
I wish less websites would be blocked in China
It takes you 90 years to finally get thereYour programs stop crashing, instead your laptop shuts off randomly instead 8)
I wish all these programs would stop crashing
Every bit of tidiness your room gains somehow trashes the rooms of your parentsDone. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.
I wish I could look into the fourth (space) dimension
Done. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it ;)
I wish the loungeroom would tidy itself up
The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it ;)Your game downloads, but the file is corrupt.
I wish my internet speed would allow my game to download at more than 40kbps >:(
Because it's made out of barkThere's less air pollution in China, but more water pollution instead.
I wish there'd be less air pollution in China
Just your jeans. Not any torso.
I wish I could enjoy relaxation for longer
A second later that record you set gets broken yet againDone. However all your files corrupt instead.
I wish wishes were incorruptable
Looks like the only way to have an incorruptible wish is to have no wish to corruptPrecisely ;)
I wish my breakfast was made already
You bring wifi with you, however you always have poor connectionYou can, but its on a bed made out of rocks
I wish I could sleep
When the buildings attempt to merge from your placement they just crumble and you end up with no USyd NOR WSU paramatta campus.It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result
I wish my laptop would never run out of battery.
It doesn't, but all other websites do. Is it really worth it?It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive
I wish it wasn't so hot in my room
It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive
I wish my spotifly would work >:(
It's always going to be hot, because its summer. You could buy an air conditioner, but they're expensive
Spotify finally starts working but Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" is on infinite loop and cannot be muted :P
I wish i could teleport :D
I wish I felt more Christmassy right now
You can, because you are both dead.Why do you want to kill everyone?
I wish people would reply to my messages quicker
Why do you want to kill everyone?It does, but everything you do is done in slow motion. It takes you 30 minutes to walk 300 metres
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Only the irrelevant people reply to your messages quicker
I wish time would slow down
It stops lagging and then you disconnect every 20 seconds for unknown reasonsDone
I wish international roaming wouldn't be expensive
Your parents accept your uni choices, but the uni campus is demolished and moved to a place far away.You don't feel weird, however your clothes look weird instead.
I wish I didn't feel so weird right now.
You have the motivation to study but spend your ‘study’ time googling best ways to ‘study’. For the rest of the day....You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it forever
I wish I had an invisibility cloak
You have an invisibility cloak, however once you take it off, you lose it foreverYou never slip on a flight of stairs again, but when you reach flat ground at the bottom, you always slip
I wish I didn't just slip on stairs
You have a part time job. Scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush for $1 an hour.Done. However, now your bed is forever messy.
I wish my desk was clean.
Your hair is no longer tangled. But your shoelaces always are.You do all of it, but then when you go back to school, you get triple the amount you have now
I wish my homework was done.
Algorithms are easy to implement, but you lose any sense of what you are implementing.The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.
I wish that this train would go faster.
The train seems like it goes a lot faster, but in reality it never really changed speeds, it just feels like it did.Deja vu..
I wish i could find a job
It never does, but it runs incredibly slowly as a result
I wish i could get a job :(
20 hours in a row every day and at minimum wage._______________________________________
Deja vu.._______________________________________Holy crap, it's all coming back to me :o
I wish I didn't need oxygen to live
Holy crap, it's all coming back to me :o
Its only there again because its still on my mind
You don't need oxygen to live, but you need helium instead, you you live your life speaking like you just inhaled helium from a baloon
I wish i didn't procrastinate so much
You are now better at English but such at physics and chemYou have a good insta post, but you risk your safety for it :)
I wish I had a good Insta pic to post tonight
You stop getting pins and needles on your legs, instead you now have them in the rest of your body.Holidays are now longer, but you have nothing to do :P
I wish holidays were longer :/
You're stuck on the moon with limited oxygen and water supplyYou know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer :P
I wish I knew every programming language
You know every programming language, but you can only program on a windows computer :PThat's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me 8)
I wish I slept better last night
That's actually dealable tbh, because if I knew every programming language that well I wouldn't need a compiler to catch all the bugs for me 8)
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You won't sleep well this night to make up for the temporary luck in sleeping.
I wish a certain bunch of my friends would stop getting lost.
The did stop getting lost but they never *discovered* anything new.You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.
I wish I could have the motivation to return to studying again.
You have the motivation to return to studying, but only studying, as you lose motivation for hobbies you previously enjoyed.
I wish I could finish my take-home exam right now.
Well you got to finish it for now! Someone spilled coffee all over it, and you have to wait until you print it out to start again! ;DDone. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.
I wish I had a nice DSLR to take photos with...
Done. But you had to take a loan out to pay for it.your room is tidy, but your bathroom is another story :p
I wish that my room was tidy
The conversation finishes only because you can never get out of the busMate... you're typing speed is fast enough :P
I wish my typing speed could be faster
To the point you're 3m tall and end up having back problems whenever you walk through doors
I wish I knew all computing commands without Google helping me
They are the only things you know.
I wish I had more emotional intelligence
BUT WAIT! You see him, go to say hello, and... It's not Hiddles, it's your dad dressed in Cosplay. :-\You are very skilled, and to you it sounds awesome, but to anyone else, it sounds horribly out of tune
I wish I could play guitar.
I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do >:(
Continuing the game
I wish my hair was easy to maintain.
Hair's easy, acne? Not so much.You have a boyfriend, but he cheats on you.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend, but he cheats on you.You finish your essay and you do well in it, however you realise you then can only talk about the essay contents for the rest of your life.
I wish I could finish my essay and do well on it.
You're awake and energetic, so energetic in fact that you can no longer seem to sleep.
I wish people actually liked me IRL.
People like you IRL and you are widely admired but you never find out.Granted, but you're so productive that take 25 different classes at the same time, thus having to use a time-turner.
I wish I had more time to spend productively in a day
Your pharmacology pre-reading is about a confusing topic that you hate.Done! But your dog eats it :/
I wish I could finish my English essay today.
You are very skilled, and to you it sounds awesome, but to anyone else, it sounds horribly out of tuneYour homework is all eliminated, but it's because you're stuck to a job that makes you work 23/7, giving you at most one hour to sleep every day.
I wish I didn't have so much damn homework to do >:(
This forum does have better memes, you're just out of the loop.
I wish I didn't have to do so much homework.
You dont have anymore homework, in fact now you have nothing to do ever.
I wish I could be better at sport
I wish I could sleep rn.
You can sleep but once you fall asleep the whole time you're having horrific nightmaresDone. However you also are very tired from the lack of sleep over the past year.
I wish this year and exams were already over
You have a lot of food now, but you cant stop eating.Done. But there's more homework.
I wish the weekend was 3 days. Friday through Sunday ;)
Done. But there's more homework.
I wish this train didn't take as long as it does to get to my station.
Your train reaches the station, but breaks down soon thereafter.
I wish I was allowed to use the phrase "mitochondrion are the powerhouses of the cell" in my final exam.
You can, but it is the only thing that you can write.Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.
I wish that Hogwarts was real.
Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.
I wish I could find my waterbottle
Granted. However, that is the world's remaining supply of water.Done. But it's for a horror movie.
I wish that I could create the plot for a Disney movie.
Done, but the microwave contains a lot of radioactive iodine.Done. But the government controls it.
I wish Melbourne has better weather.
Granted, but it's closer to the water slide.Wish granted, however you don't find any movie funny.
I wish I wouldn't get so emotional during movies.
Granted, but now the room's on fire.Sure thing. Buttttttttttt you can type in an ancient language noone else knows. :P
I wish I could touch type properly.
Done, but there's a small live frog in it waiting to jump out.
I wish dragons were real.
They are and they eat your whole family, your cat and your dinner, just to rub it in.
I wish I didn't have the feeling of being full after eating, so I could eat many, many burritos.
You did, but what you studied wasn't on the test.You have an ice cream, but it's got hairs in it.
I wish I had icecream right now.
You do, but it's the only thing that you can eat for the rest of your life.Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.
I wish I could teleport.
Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.
I wish I knew how not to piss people off
I wish there was more time in a day.wish granted, but as no-one else has more time in a day you end up so far behind in your life that you live to a normally life of 4200 years (normally 74 years), filled entirely with studying and ANing....
They do, but as soon as you get out of school everyone expects you to be a veritable genius. Without AN's help.Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same :)
I wish Biology has less complicated words that all sound the same
Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same :)
I wish Shadowxo would hurry up and get to my uni's games room.
You will pass it, but your teacher will never give you feedback.Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time! :P
I wish I could travel.
Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time! :PYou don't! Instead you're doing botany. ;)
I wish I didn't have a hectic lab tomorrow!
your wish is my command. but that means going to the dentist every month to get the stained enamel on your teeth scraped away.
I wish for more wishes
Granted, but it is the only song that you shall hear in your life from this point forward! :D
I wish I had popcorn.
Granted. But now you'll never get to do your holiday homework.
I wish posts in the forum games and casual chat section would actually add to the no. of posts you have.
Granted, but then nobody would have an accurate post count and people would expect you to be a wise, omniscient poster when really you didn't know much about anything but the games forum. #letdown #ripDone. But you can't fly :)
I wish I was a bird...
sidenote: @pha0015 But... why? Isn't it good that it doesn't add to our post count?
Done. But you can't fly :)
I wish I wasn't so hungry
Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.Granted. However it is now a garish orange colour scheme.
I wish ATAR Notes actually had an orange colour scheme.
Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.That would be a blessing.
That would be a blessing.Your code works, but it turns out that it deletes important system files. Oops.
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It appears in a different language.
I wish my code would work >:(
That would be a blessing.
No it wouldn't. Because then no matter how much you wanted to eat something, you couldn't. (Heck take away the need for me to breathe or sleep or consume water or go to the bathroom whilst you're at it.)Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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Your foot isn't sore anymore, the rest of you is though. :P
I wish Tim Howe would respond to my PM.
It's one PM, howey. One.
(just casually calling you out, man. I am a student in need.)
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.
I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.
I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome
Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.
I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome
They are, but they will crash.
I wish all the Chrome plugins would be brought to Microsoft Edge.
They are, but they are introduced with a premium monthly subscription at an exorbitant amount.
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
You find a cockroach on your pillow when you eventually wake up.
I wish eraser shavings didn't exist.
Your age goes down but you lose all memories except the bad ones.Granted
I wish I understood stuff more
Granted
But then you have to read books
I wish I could speak more languages
Of course, but you would forget how to read and write in any language.
I wish I could get free music without doing something illegal.
You can, but it's music you absolutely hate.
I wish I had a stronger work ethic.
You do, but only for jobs with no career progression.
I wish I had more pages in my bullet journal.
You do, but when you write on it, your writing instruments stab the paper because it is so thin. (Also, thanks for reminding me to start my May setup!)
I wish assignments were more spread out this semester.
They are, but there's more of them.
I wish school scanners actually worked. >:(
They do, but it takes 24 hours to finish scanning one page.The programming becomes easier but everything becomes NP hard.
I wish programming was easier.
The programming becomes easier but everything becomes NP hard.but sleep is good!
I wish I could function without sleep or oxygen
Done!
But now you can't stop running around and Berating others for their laziness.
I wish I could hold up time.
Done. You are the only person who lives in scandinavia.
I wish my outdoor ed and enviro notes were finished
Bamm... they are finished... however they are locked away in sealed container time-locked until after the HSC.Wow that’s actually terrifying.
I wish I didn't get detention lolOmg you got in trouble poet 😂 you don’t have detention...because you got expelled
Wow that’s actually terrifying.Yeah. I'm currently meant to be in maths haha #thethuglifechoseme
Omg you got in trouble poet 😂 you don’t have detention...because you got expelled
I wish the sun would come out. Then it would be perfect weather.
Yeah. I'm currently meant to be in maths haha #thethuglifechoseme
The sun comes out so much the world is burning, the polar ice caps have melted and it's your fault.
I wish my math homework wasn't so hard. :(
All of your math homework is incredibly easy, but you don't learn the math for your VCAA assessed exam, so you do poorly on it :(Sameeeeeeeee.
I wish my test scores would improve.
Sameeeeeeeee.
Done. But then you find yourself still not satisfied.
I wish I had more jumpers :D
But then you have to wear them all it once, all throughout the year.
I wish I could do magic card tricks. :(
I wish I could be more confident.You are more confident. But you're always wrong. You refuse to listen to anyone else because you're so confident that you're right.
You are more confident. But you're always wrong. You refuse to listen to anyone else because you're so confident that you're right.
I wish I could get rid of this cold :( It's stuck around for 3 weeks now
I wish I could complete year 12 with an 80+ ATAR right now.
You complete year 12 now with an 80 ATAR but the course you want to get into has moved up their ATAR to 81.Granted! But you can't seem to keep the secret and you must tell someone! :)
I wish I had a secret double life as a superhero. :)
Granted! But you can't seem to keep the secret and you must tell someone! :)Sure, you can have more time in a day, but that extra time is spent, is spent with no wifi and books :) (I'm bad at this ;D)
I wish I had more time in a day
The knowledge is all condensed into your brain to the point your brain just becomes a black hole and your existence vanishes with all of it, leaving behind a world dumber than what it already is :DDone, but speaking is harder :D
I wish coding would be easier
Done, but speaking is harder :D
I wish I didn't have to study
You finish your assignment, but the all work you have done has missed the point of what you were meant to be doing, because you misread the instructions, so you must start again.Done. But then you're always fashionably late haha
I wish I was good at talking to people, less socially awkwardly. ;D
Done. But then you're always fashionably late hahaGood luck with your exams, insanipi! :)
I wish I had time
Good luck with your exams, insanipi! :)You can read all the pile of books on the floor in the matter of 1 hour, although you can never remember anything that occurs within the books.
You have heaps of time, but all of the boring things you do in a day take longer to get through.
I wish I could read my pile of books on the floor (and my bedroom will be neater) :)
I wish I could shapeshift (DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE)Done. You can shapeshift, but it is a seriously flawed skill, so you often end up stuck as random objects like trees or firewood :o
Done. But no other wish comes trueSure, although you failed it. (I have no idea what HS is)
I wish I did bio in HS
Done, exam week is over, but you missed all your exams because you were sick at home so you have to to them exams the week after. :)Done, but you're always prone to injury
I wish I could get fit without having to excersize.
Done, but you're always prone to injuryDone,
I wish I could swim
Done,Sure you can be 80kg of pure muscle, but over time the muscle turns into fat and you eventually way OVER 9000kg (please tell me someone gets that reference).
but every time you swim you accidentally relax your ass muscles, causing you to create a long stream of shit behind you.
I wish I was 80kg of muscle.
Done, you catch up on all the episodes, but the producers of the amimes decide to cancel the shows, so no more episodes are made ever of the shows you are currently watching.Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.
I wish I could travel around the world for free.
Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.Sure,
I wish i could have endless money
Sure,
But all of your money is in the form of 5 cents in a small old fashioned purse. Also, you can't depost this 5 cent in a coin machine to get notes.
I wish I had the ability to quit procrastinating
Sure, but you can't disable it, indeed, you will won't be able to concentrate at all.
I wish I could visit the Moon.
Granted, but you're stuck there and can't travel back to earthGranted, but you use up all your pens!
I wish I could ace all my exams
I wish my bed would make itself :)Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.
Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.They are, but then they get found out for ball tampering.
I wish Soccerooos were still in the World Cup.
You have an unlimited supply of snow peas, but that's all you can eat for the rest of the year.Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.
I wish I could understand every language.
Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.
I wish I wasn't so tired
You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.
I wish there was a Biomed/Arts degree.
Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.They aren't, but they're super sweaty.
I wish my feet weren't cold rn.
They aren't, but they're super sweaty.Done. But you don't live in Melbourne.
I wish Ruel was a Melbourne homeboy lol
I wish I could get out of bed without effort in the morning.Done. But it takes ITENSE effort to get in to bed.
Granted, but you have to stay in year 8 for the rest of your life (and pay school fees)Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.
I wish I could stop procrastinating :'(
Done, but you have heaps of work to catch up on.Done! But the teacher you don't get alongwith takes them all.
I wish I was sure about which subjects I'm doing next year.
I wish I wasn't so lazyDone! You can’t stop working. Ever.
Done! You can’t stop working. Ever.it’s there but then it drives right past you.
I wish my bus was here (it’s supposed to be >:()
it’s there but then it drives right past you.
I wish I had some tasty hot chips right now
I wish it was like the middle ages and we wore fancy dresses all the time and had balls and stuff to go to.Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...
Done! But you are one of the Peasants, and are condemned to 24/7 drudgery...You do, but all the books are written in Sanskrit
I wish I had limitless time to read...
You do, but all the books are written in SanskritThat actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)
I wish I could finish VCE now and get an awesome scoreDone! But you are doomed to a career which you hate... :'(
I wish my physics would go away
Physics is no longer a VCE subject! But suddenly gravity no longer existsGranted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundant
I wish we could upvote posts on this thread :(
Granted, but you can never upvote the posts you want, therefore making it redundantYou do, but you can't control it...
I wish I had telepathy
That actually wouldn't be that bad... I'd learn Sanskrit in the interim (limitless time remember!)Aha, but you wouldn't know it was Sanskrit, and you may have limitless time, but not a limitless life, which you would waste trying to learn every written language in the world, including Sanskrit, from translation books written in Sanskrit.
You do, but you can't control it...
I wish I could conjure money.
You can conjure money but only counterfeit money.You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)
I wish I wasa flameable to predict the future.
You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)
I wish I liked milk
Congrats on your addiction to human milkThat's cruel wish to corrupt
I wish dogs lived as long as people
That's cruel wish to corruptIsle of Dogs?
Granted, but they were all forced to live on a dog only island enforced by the UN
I wish the days were longerDone. But days are now endless, with no night.
Isle of Dogs?Exactly
Granted, but none of it is applicable or usable in society, ahaIs it anyway? :D
I wish I could complete work super fastDone! But the submission process is super slow... ;)
Done but you can only increase it
I wish there was just one streaming service with everything on it for all your binging purposes
Done, but the weekend days are shorter while the week days are longer because of moon cycles and stuff
I wish the HSC was over
me too :)
In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again
I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret
me too :)You don't but next year you'll have to make up for all the assignments you missed :)
you can change it, but only to a username that you don't like.
I wish I didn't have so many assignments...
Aaaaah, reality!!! But I am low key not looking forward to having no school for the rest of my life
In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again
I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret
done but you retire next year as your hair falls out
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my haaaiiirrr
sadly it's only your hearing examsgranted but you are found and put in a museum
i wish i could be a hermit
Granted, but you become stuck in a time loop after changing/freezing time for the first time.granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
I wish I could get a law degree without spending another second studying
granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
i wish i could eat anything without putting on weight
Granted, but all food now tastes disgusting so you don't want to eat any anyway.Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)
I wish that everyone just respected each other.
Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:
I wish I wasn't such a sloth :')
Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library :P
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I wish my friend would STOP EATING UNDER THE TABLE IN THE LIBRARY
Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library :P
I wish I could find my group members for a group project rn. :)
Granted but they have turned into into statues and can't help you anyway.
I wish I could perform acts of teleportation.
I wish that it took the same amount of effort to frown as it does to smile.Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.
Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.
I wish I was out of school already.
Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.
I wish I could magically clean my bedroom and make my bed every morning.
Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.
I wish I had unlimited amounts of trackies :)
It does, but then they rot before you can get to them!
You do but they all have holes in them
I wish my lettuce and coriander that I am growing would grow to full size overnight
I wish English wasn't compulsory
I wish I could play the violin flawlesslySure, at the small expense of your legs and left eyeball.
yeah but it changes colour to reflect what's directly behind it, so you can never find it, everDone. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways
i wish i could win every bet i placed
Done. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways
I wish I could fly :D
you can, but that ability lasts for only seconds at a time, and you nosedive into the ground every few secondsDone, but in order to get your wish you have to travel to the East to find a magic genie, who will only grant your wish if you trade the love of your life.
i wish i could eat everything without it tasting bad or having bad side effects
wish manly could win without cheating in any waykind of impossible but, done but all players get injured
kind of impossible but, done but all players get injuredDone, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your life
wish i could skip the hsc and start work
Done, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your lifeDone. But you become a workaholic, and you don't have time for anything fun.
I wish it was harder to procrastinate. Aha
i wish i had the best house money could buy
Wish granted, but it burns down only a few hours after you move in...
I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Lego
You do but every piece you touch multiplies into two pieces.
I wish my hair never went oily.
It doesn't, instead it keeps splitting at the ends, into hundreds of threads, creating you everlasting annoyance.granted but instead you get every other form of disease
I wish I never got colds.
granted, but all the 'privileged' people starve and thirst
i wish someone could be my body double and get a 99.95 ATAR on my HSC
granted but you realise you are healthy food intolerantYou can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk back
i wish i could write speak and talk every language including talking to animals
You can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk backgranted, but your whole life is also a dream
I wish I was dreaming and year 12 is all one big nightmare
granted, but your whole life is also a dream
i wish i could actually cook
I wish my life was a dream, it's not been the best run
Granted, but you can only cook grass.
I wish I could spawn fresh avocados out of my palms
You can but it's the only thing you can eat for the rest of your lifeDone
I wish humans would discover friendly life in space.
granted but you end up in a lifetime lecture... game overDone. But you're isolated in a lab for testing because of it
i wish i could lift things without touching them like matilda in roald dahl
I wish I had a new, original idea to wish for.Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.
Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.
I wish I was smarter than Einstein for a few minutes to get all this stupid physics out the way. :'(
You get momentarily possessed by Einstein's spirit and he does all your physics homework for you. However, you don't remember it, so when it comes to the test you have no idea how to do the questions.They are, but your closet, the rest of the house, your school and everywhere else you go are all super messy and covered with trash.
I wish my room and desk are perpetually tidy
Within 60 seconds after the shower you're instantly sweaty again and you can never escape it.Done, but you feel awkward actually doing the presentations. :)
I wish I wouldn't feel so awkward rehearsing presentations.
I wish Spotify Premium was $5.99 instead of whatever the hell it is now.
Done. But the only songs still on the service are Wiggles and Hi-5tbh if it was the OG hi-5 and wiggles i wouldnt mind
I wish my phone charger actually started working
Done, but it takes a really long time to upload and requires a lot of data
I wish English was easier
Granted, but your performance is terrible as a result!So your teachers give you a week without homework, but you have to do double the week after :(
I wish I could have just one week without homework!
username change? a good one :)
Granted, but now none of your tests are easy, hard, bearable, or even understandable...they are impossible and u fail them all... but seeing as the rest of the class didnt wish for this they understand them... hence u end up at the very bottom of the class and fail your VCE!Granted, but that also changes your name irl :D
I wish people couldn't see thaat I had changed my username... therefore it was ACTUALLY anonymous! nah... just kidding... i wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!
You don't but because of that you don't understand what you are studying and you fail in the long run/at exams etc.Me af.
I wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!
ugh... im ruining this game but i hate back pain so much... im wishing for u too!!
i wish i was in hawaii rn
Your sewing machine needle is now made of reinforced concrete, and will never break.
It also has a 6 meter radius, so it's useless for sewing.
I wish I had unlimited focus
I wish my books didn't have to be returned to the library soon (I borrowed too many at once and can't read them all).Me af.
Me af.The lab report gets fixed, but everything else breaks, including your friendship. (too savage? srry)
You don't need to return them, however you also can't find them.
I wish my friend would hurry up and fix our lab report :D
The lab report gets fixed, but everything else breaks, including your friendship. (too savage? srry)
I wish English would stay a language and not become a subject.
done and theres no catch because I believe that needs to happen
I wish our education system can be fixed and sorted to fit every type of student and to catch up to the 21st century
you can, but instead of getting puffed out you black out/lose consciousness... therefore anything could happen to u n no-one would know what or where u wereYou can. But you'll never be able to take your mind off one thing for the rest of your life. ;) just remove distractions like your phone. throw it under your bed and never look at it again! ok, now breathe. put your materials on your desk, and start studying. good luck gurl
i wish i could focus my whole mind on one single thing!
You can. But you'll never be able to take your mind off one thing for the rest of your life. ;) just remove distractions like your phone. throw it under your bed and never look at it again! ok, now breathe. put your materials on your desk, and start studying. good luck gurlYou can, but you keep on running for the rest of your life, never staying put.
I wish I could go for a run rn.
You can't, because the AFP are armed with M4's. Or is that ruining the game? :)
Done, but you are immediately elected PM, somehow without the backing of your cabinet.
I wish I had a unique way of doing all my work within seconds.
Done, but it's the only thing you can say without stuffing up :)It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away
I wish my sore throat would bugger off :D
It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away
I wish I could read multiple forum pages at once to keep up with the mountain of posts
You can read as many as you want at once, but can't respond to any of them. No one on here even knows you exist :'(
I wish healthy food tasted better than unheatlhy food
Your funding from thin air is actually being stolen from the poor kids in Africa.Done. But now it's your phone being glitchy instead :P
I wish Facebook would stop being the glitchy idiot it's been for the past 2 months or so
Its so easy that everyone wins almost immediately and its not very interesting.You're there forever :)
I wish I could have stayed in Japan longer.
You're there forever :)You can, unfortunately the only book available is a dictionary.
I wish I could read rn
Work becomes better but your assignment frequencies become irregular to the point they may as well be a uni student's assignment schedule.They figured it out, however they also give you twice the number of assignments.
Whilst I am here I wish UNSW would figure out their trimesters bullshit.
They figured it out, however they also give you twice the number of assignments.You weren't lazy then, but you're lazy during every single upcoming lecture and end up doing poorly in assignments and exams.
(That was weak, I'm sorry :P )
I wish I wasn't so lazy rn. :')
You weren't lazy then, but you're lazy during every single upcoming lecture and end up doing poorly in assignments and exams.Granted, but all the fruit rots as soon as it grows.
I wish I could grow an abundance of fruit.
It is but then it becomes pointless because you're stuck on the 1 and 2 gears for permanently being in trafficIts so full that you don't know what to do with yourself :P
I wish for a full 4U Tutesmart class 8)
Granted, but the weather is always at the extreme: bitter cold in winter, hellishly hot in summer, etc.You have your Ps, however you also discover how expensive fuel is as you have to pay for it yourself.
I wish I had my P's.
It gets fixed but somehow Melbourne's gets fixed more than ours and now we become the salty ones.Done. Bur now you're crashing out :D
I wish apps would stop lagging and crashing
Done. Bur now you're crashing out :DYou are no only sleepy... but you can only focus on AN games and nothing else.... is that a bad thing or not???
I wish I wasn't so sleepy
Granted, but you can't answer questions with your texts on them.Done. But now another exam looms :)
I wish English was finished.
It doesn't make a difference because for each extra day you get to study you just get a new exam the day afterIt suddenly has too many functions and becomes more unstable than it already is :P
I wish Facebook Messenger would have more functions like Slack
You don't need glasses, you need binoculars!We do. But then the posts mysteriously disappear, so the count is at zero again.
I wish all the mods would let us count to twenty.
We do. But then the posts mysteriously disappear, so the count is at zero again.Awww! He does realise how cute he is. In fact, he thinks he is so cute that he falls in love with himself. A little too much. insanipi is he the crush you had earlier?! :)
I wish my bf would realise how gosh darn cute he is.
And you're also expected to work 45 hours per week for it so you become overly sleep deprived.Done. But it's still poorly managed :(
I wish UNSW management would learn to help its faculties deal with UNSW 3+ course planning.
Lectures end up being the only thing you're allowed to watch.Rude! :O (kidding)
I wish the temperature would always be 25 degrees C
I wish I could instantly play any instrumentYou just pick it up and play it... But the notes are all out of key.
Yes, it's horrible! Not sure if I can corrupt this one.Doneskies. But then you realise that you're working non-stop instead
They aren't pushy with their kids, but the teachers become incredibly pushy :(
I wish for school to be over rn.
With every post you make you must use every single emoji and also have at least 5 emojis between each individual CHARACTER, making posts too tiring to read.You get too many emails you care about instead. :P
I wish I'd stop getting emails I don't care about.
It has been "seriously" considered and nothing has changed about what they're doing. Your wish was useless :oyou can but when you speak you have to lie about everything
I wish I could determine the absolute truth about every statement.
you can but when you speak you have to lie about everythingSure, but you're always allergic to it.
I wish food was always free
You can but only upside-down batsYou do, but it's only monopoly money.
I wish I had a lot more money to use than I do
You do, but it's only monopoly money.you do- in that it literally has no bottom, and thus all the chips have fallen out.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of corn chips.
you do- in that it literally has no bottom, and thus all the chips have fallen out.
I wish popeye was irl
Great - spinach plants go extinct, putting spinach farmers out of business!You are able to selectively block out sounds, but this puts you in isolation
I wish I could selectively block out sounds
You are able to selectively block out sounds, but this puts you in isolationYou can dance but you can't sing.
I wish I could dance
You end up summarising all the wrong things
I wish I would stop being lazy
You always feel burnt out :'(Wish Granted, but you can never toast bread again :'(
I wish I could put spreads on bread evenly without toasting it first
I wish I would stop wanting to sleep
You are cursed with uncurable insomnia.Done. But you discover real life isn't.
I wish Uni was fun
Done. But you discover real life isn't.
I wish uni would give me a decent timetable
Done, but you discover real life won't :P
I wish I actually got work shifts without it affecting study or personal matters
done,
you only get graveyard shifts /:
I wish I could have a bigger house
It's so big, but like a maze and you instantly get lost and can't find your way out for ages. It has a labyrinth of dark, lifeless corridors filled with emptiness and terrifying noises.You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.
I wish I could write an essay in an hour ;)
You can, but you wrote it in Latin, so it's completely useless.
I wish all milk was chocolate milk
the only way to make this happen is to make your body temp higher so that you are always warmer than everyone else and when the weather is warm you can't cope
I wish it would snow pure snow without rain
Congratulations! You're snowed in. Forever. You can't leave.You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.
I wish I could pass school without having to do exams :P
You have automatically failed all your exams and will not receive an ATAR. You can still pass school by car, bus, bike or another convenient form of transport.
I wish people speaking other languages would have live English subtitles in front of them.
I wish I had free unlimited supply of Muji pens (the best pens)!Your wish is granted... but all the pens have run out of ink and are broken in one way or another.
I wish I was talented in everything I attempted.
Your wish is granted, however, the blades in the sharpener are so sharp that they accidentally cut off your fingers and now you can't even pick up a pencil (rip)
I wish poverty would end
I wish the Earth was less polluted.
I wish I had a pet puppy!
Your wish is granted but you are allergic to puppies and immediately have an anaphylactic reaction to the puppy, forcing you to give the puppy away and go to the hospital to be treated for your reaction.Granted. But there’s too much that you can’t breathe.
I wish I had an endless supply of stationery.
I wish the weather would stay consistent in Melbourne for 24 hrs.
I wish that I had a Muji pen that never ran out.
I wish that there was nice temperature (not too cold, not too warm) in Melbourne FOREVER.
I wish public transport was free from students in primary-tertiary education.
Your wish is granted but know that public transport is free for students for primary-tertiary education students start wagging class to go to the city for free and schools shut down as a result. This leads to no people attending primary school, secondary school, uni or tafe which results in more unemployment than ever, with everyone trying become a train driver, bus driver or tram driver as that's the only remianing job.
I wish I had neater hand-writing.
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.
I wish grapes were as big as tennis balls!
They are not only as big as tennis balls but as hard and enidible as tennis balls too.
I wish the day was longer than 24 hrs.
I wish my room stayed tidy.
I wish I could play any instrument I wanted..
Your wish is granted, but the only thing you are physically able to play is the melody to all-star by smash mouth, on repeat.
I wish I could not procrastinate.
You are unable to procrastinate, ever again. However, this means that you are also unable to enter the Forum Games section of ATARNotes (ever) as there is always something more that could be done. You become exhausted from never having downtime.
I wish that I could wake up later but still get to school on time.
I wish I had practiced clarinet on the holidays.
I wish that my teachers would let me chose the sac dates...
You choose the SAC dates that suit you, but the rest of your cohort feels this is totally unfair, and proceed to protest against you, creating a petition to get you kicked out of the school. They succeed.
I wish I didn't need to sleep
I wish I had a device that would tell me my life statistics (like things like the average amount of words said every day, or total number of sneezes, or the total length of fingernail growth ever).
You have a ticking counter engraved into your arm. Every time you say a word, you hear the tick. Every time you blink, tick. Sneeze, tick. Breathe, tick. Tick, tick, tick. You go insane.
I wish I could adopt all the cats ever (:
Every single cat in the world is transported in a 50m radius of you. Cats are everywhere. People are freaking out. You realise 'cats' included lions, tigers, leopards, and other large cats. Things don't go so well. Cats get hungry. Cats want you to feed them. Cats fight. You can't feed all of them. Cats get eaten, especially the small fluffy ones. Cats take over ...Every book you browse through gives you a 100% accurate representation of how much you would like it if you were to read it, but any book you open to read will always be written in a language you don't know. Meaning you'll have to google translate every word.
I wish books that I were browsing through gave me an accurate, immediate percentage on how much I will enjoy the book when I simply looked at the spine/cover.
I wish I could have Sir Richard Feynman as my Lecturer.
i wish that climate change would be reversedClimate change begins to reverse at an alarming rate, plunging the Earth into its next ice age and successfully wiping out humanity.
I wish that chocolate was healthy :P
I wish tea didn't stain teeth
i wish my mum would let me have acrylic nails
I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in Melb rn.Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45oC each day and humid.
Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45oC each day and humid.
I wish I was able to read any book (regardless of length) within 15 minutes.
I wish procrastinating wasn't a thing...Huzzah! The term 'procrastinating' is no more. Now people just refer to it as 'putting off doing something important by occupying yourself with trivial tasks'.
I wish that my dog could walk itself.
Your dog can walk itself. He can run too, right into a busy road.That image will sit snugly in the back of my mind for at least a few days.
I wish that my laptop never lost charge.Right as I was replying the battery warning popped up on mine. Mad feels.
I wish that I could understand any music I looked at (sheet music, that is).You become ever so proficient in sheet music - perhaps the best there ever was or will be. However, you grasp of all other language is lost.
I wish I could live on campus in Uni for free.
i wish i wasnt sick anymore
I wish I could be rich
you are now rich with nutrientsWish granted, however, in doing so, you turn inhuman (after all, you’re not human if you never make a mistake) and you’re shipped off to Area 51 as an unwelcome alien. You never see your family or friends ever again. Instead, scientists constantly prod and prick you to do experiments to find out how you can never make a mistake.
i wish i could never make a mistake, regardless of how small or big it is
I wish I could take my family on a single trip around the world safely.
this is hard ::)
umm instead of going to school and learning stuff you are expected to embroider and weave at home like women in the olden days.
oh and you never learn anything- including how to read and write :( :(
i wish that winter didn't exist
I wish I could grow some strong muscles overnight so I could easily do push-ups and sit-ups.
Your muscles are strong, amazing, and you're the absolute best at doing push-ups and sit-ups.
Nobody will ever see it though, because you can't leave your house.
I wish I had unlimited ink in my Muji pens.
OMG SAME I WISHED FOR THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO! THEY ARE THE BEST PENS! SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK I'M SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT MUJI PENS.
Your MUJI pens never run out! But someone finds this out (probs me) and steals them from you.
I wish I could easily memorise my oral exam answers straight away.
But then you have to pay the rest of the bills for the house. I wish I could sleep by now.
You fall asleep at command, but it turns out, your arch nemesis can make you sleep at command too.Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.
I wish I could have 100% battery on my phone at all times
Your wish is granted, however, soon after the wish, you accidentally drop your phone on a busy road and it is smashed beyond repair.
I wish I won the jackpot of a lottery once legitimately.
Congratulations! You've just won the lottery! A grand total of $6.72 will be wired to your account!
I wish had a bigger room.
Your wish is granted, however, your room is everexpanding and you can never escape
I wish I had unlimited food
Your wish is granted, and you now have an unlimited supply of dog food.
I wish the weather was always nice
I wish I could make jokes on the spot.
you can... but they are really REALLY awful. your friends hate them but you cannot stop. no matter how hard you try, you are stuck speaking in terrible jokes forever.
i wish i was a better dancer
okay- so you find a white out that doesn't run out but you soon realise that whenever you use it, it makes yuck farting sounds
I wish that i could play tennis instead of going to school ;D
You play tennis all day, every day, but you must play in an indoor court, and can never leave and see daylight.
I wish my bed made itself
I wish that I could eat junk food without getting fat.Your wish is granted. Suddenly, you’re able to eat as much junk food as you like without getting fat... but you throw everything up as soon as you eat it.
I wish I was able to see 10 minutes into the future at will.
your wish is my command, however, ten minutes of your life is taken off every time you wish to see into the future
i wish my german teacher could stop giving me so much homework every day
She stops giving you homework, but your other teachers give you double the amount.
I wish I had a larger bladder.
jokes on you buddy, i never get hw aside from german ;))))
anyways, you get a larger bladder. but it's abnormally large and has to be removed as doctors are scared to see what'll happen if they keep it in you
i wish my back stopped hurting
It does, but your feet start hurting instead :((Me too!) You are great at conducting social situations and conversations, and a charismatic speaker, and instantly make everyone around you feel comfortable, but you are stranded in a small house on the moon with no one to talk to.
I wish I wasn't shy and knew exactly what to say in a situation.
(Me too!) You are great at conducting social situations and conversations, and a charismatic speaker, and instantly make everyone around you feel comfortable, but you are stranded in a small house on the moon with no one to talk to.
I wish I won't get nervous for my oral exam!
you aren't nervous at all, and your oral exam goes great!
however, you had a huge pimple right on the tip of your nose.
i wish i could stop sickness as soon as i realise I'm coming down with a cold ),:
BAM! you can stop a cold at your command... but each time you do your left foot grows an extra toe
I wish I could ace exams without studying
done. now whenever you show an ace card to the examiner, you pass. however, now you must communicate using other playing cards
i wish my aliexpress orders could come to me as soon as i order them
I wish I could grow plants super fast just with my mind.You can but you cannot control how much they grow at all. Everywhere you go, plants grow. They begin to overtake the city bit by bit.
You can but you cannot control how much they grow at all. Everywhere you go, plants grow. They begin to overtake the city bit by bit.
I wish that I could watch hours of TV in an hour.
But only if you watch Dora the Explorer.
I wish that I could memorise things really fast.
You can but you also forget them really fast.Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.
I wish I could become a master of reading body language to tell what people are thinking.
Your wish is granted... but you’ve now forgotten how to understand English and any other languages you speak.
I wish I would be able to understand a book inside and out at will, with a quick flick through all of its pages.
You can, but the book is instantly shredded into tiny flakes of paper.
I wish I could store things like food and clothes in a pocket in space time, and access them at will.
You can store them in your space-pocket and access them at will however they will all be things you despise.hayfever isn't a thing. spring is cancelled. that means no pollen or other allergens. it also means no new plants and animals. ever. you cause the end of the world and rapidly accelerate the climate crisis.
I wish hayfever wasnt a thing
i wish that our government did more about climate change.
I wish time could just stand still and I could get all my work done before school starts.
I wish I could wear summer clothes throughout the entire year without being cold
psst you didn't do a wish
I wish I could memorise and understand anything the first time i saw it
I wish that I could read people's minds
You will not have to style your hair every day because you won't have any.You can but every time you do it, you loose 1cm off your height.
I wish I could run 5km in 20 minutes or less.