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VCE Stuff => VCE English Studies => VCE Subjects + Help => VCE English Language => Topic started by: Mao on May 27, 2008, 09:43:51 pm
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THE THREE DOMESTIC SWINES WHO ARE SIZE-DEFICIENT
At one point in the space-time continuum, the three domestic swines who are size deficient made a conscious decision to establish their independence.
The senior swine of the biological family unit suggested and thus quoted a proverb that “Whatever you do, do it the best you can because that is the way to get along in the world”.
One of the swines managed to procure a light weight, environmentally friendly and biodegradable building material to build a low safety factor residence.
Meanwhile, another swine obtained a bio-mass with higher density to construct a moderately stress-tolerant structure.
In the interim, the other swine acquired a manufactured industrial construction material to structure a residence with a high resistance to wind.
On a night in question, a canine of immense proportion desired a high protein, lipid rich source of nourishment such as that found in swine flesh. The canine verbally harassed the resident of the light-weight dwelling demanding admittance or face demolition.
The swine responded with denial and dismissed the threat by an analogy to facial hair. The canine then began to exhale forcefully and in doing so annihilated the light-weight dwelling. The resident swine evaded capture and sought refuge in the moderately stress-tolerant structure.
The ultimatum was reissued by the canine and was dismissed similarly by the opposing party. The structure was then destroyed by the canine and the party then evacuated to the structurally sound dwelling.
For the third time the provocation was reiterated and again ignored resulting in the canine resorting to full exercise of their gaseous exchange capacity. This however was not enough to destabilise the structure due to its high resistance to wind. An alternative route to entry was sought. Despite the risks, the canine descended the combustion ventilation shaft. The descension ended abruptly by immersion in an exceedingly hot lipid-base liquid which terminated the canine. However, consumption of the canine was not desired by the swines who were strongly against animal cruelty and a full ceremonial service was held to commemorate the life of the canine and their achievements.
Cease to be
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LOL
"gaseous exchange" and "terminated"
:D
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lol
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Did you write this or did someone else?
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lol I've read about Little Red Riding Hood being saved by a "log-fuel technician"
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Did you write this or did someone else?
our class did :P
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Did you write this or did someone else?
our class did :P
Wow. It's so cool. :)
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Cease to be
haha
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Haha that's awesome.