Most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[nisha]

if i tried to use dota as my excuse for not sleeping

dad: "DASSSS ETTT, YOOOO DIEEE!!!!!"

LMAO:)

[blank]

i lost my mobile a few weeks before my chinese oral exam and i needed it to stay in contact with my tutor. at the time, i had recently bought a new compulsory schoolbag that was big, ugly, heavy and had heaps of conpartments. i was convinced my mobile was in there somewhere but i couldnt find it. So i went and bought a new phone. a few weeks before my chinese written exam, i thought i lost my new mobile. so i searched my bag for it, in the exact same conpartment as last time and i found it. so now i have two phones. pointless. and now i hate my bag even more.

[Camo]

I used to be horribly nervous when driving manuals. So one day I decided, screw this I'll make my dad proud and drive the manual ute of the shed like he asked me to. He will finally be happy with me. So I turn the ignition, and don't realise the ute is in reverse, and start to go backwards. I didn't realise how to change it to first gear and backed myself into my dad's prized harley davidson motorbike.

Moral of the story: never have good intentions, they get you in a load of shit.

[Furbob]

shoved my thumb up my grandma's cat's butthole when I was 8..


...seemed funny at the time kk?

[Deank]

shoved my thumb up my grandma's cat's butthole when I was 8..


...seemed funny at the time kk?

...Oh god what have we done..

[monkeywantsabanana]

Walking in on my grandparents... MENTALLY SCARRED!

[Camo]

Makes me thing of Alan off two and a half men.

Charlie convinced me to put the peanut butter there for the dog!

[Reckoner]

Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.

[nacho]

Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.

used it on someone else's kangaskhan

[Deank]

Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.

used it on someone else's kangaskhan

Don't tell me that didn't fucking work..it's a masterball, why shouldn't it!

[Camo]

Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.

Could be worse, use it on a ratata, level 2.

[HERculina]

Once I was chewing on some gum and i fell asleep. And then i woke up and felt the top of my mouth with my tongue and it felt so weird and i thought my mouth was falling apart cause my gum felt cushy and bendable. I was really scared until i realized that I had been chewing gum before falling asleep and that it got stuck to the top of my mouth... How dumb -..-

[Camo]

Most idiotic thing, I posted in a thread like this and got to much respect my head exploded.

[xdecay]

Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.

Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.

hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.

[Fishyiscool]

Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.

Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.

hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.

^^^^ xdecay is the reason i stopped eating subway. o.O haven't eaten it since the AN meet last year.