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Erstwhile

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Puns thread
« on: October 06, 2017, 01:24:13 am »
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Gimme your best puns  :D.
I'll start.
One day I was taking a dump, when I finished I couldn't see any poop in the toilet?!! I couldn't find my poop no matter how hard I looked! I was so flustered and mad! Wow, Looks like I.... Lost my shit. Badumtsss
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Ashjames

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Re: Puns thread
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2017, 01:04:19 pm »
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I really hate going to funerals at 10 am.

I guess I'm not a mourning person

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Re: Puns thread
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2017, 07:58:26 pm »
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Just a simple one; I was making eggs for me and my friends and when asked how they were, my friend said they were eggscellent