So Ben, what are you wearing, Ben?
How was your day, Ben?
Hey Ben, have you ever had a bird shit on you? What about a dog?
So Ben, ever read any of Charles Dickens' books?
school uniform and a hoodiemy day was absolutely shocking. fight with my girlfriend and my mum went crazy at me and really couldnt give a rats ass i was upset
a bird once shat in my hair but i got it out (it was a very small shit). a dog has never shit on me.some old guy at the post office was asking me that while i was writing on an envelope. the conversation went something like this:
old man: hello, son
me: hello
old man: do you like sport?
me: yes i play tennis and football
old man: do you like to read dickens?
me: not particularly
old man: have you ever read any of his books?
me: no..
old man: you should, theres lots of SEX in them...you young chaps love that, don't you?
me: um ok...
old man: *laughs*
me: *leaves*