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General Discussion => General Discussion Boards => Other General Discussion => Topic started by: ShortBlackChick on December 02, 2011, 01:26:56 am
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SOOO I just turned 18, like an hour and 20 minutes ago, and my friend just tried hooking me up with some guy that she knows.
Is this what the rest of my single life is going to be like? How do I stop it/what do I do? What sort of awkward moments will I encounted and what do I do during them?
My friend is telling me all this stuff about how this guy and I are totaly suited to each other- how we have similar likes, and she's telling me about the 'future endeavours' I have with this dude and I'm just like 'I HAVENT MET THIS GUY YET AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUTURE ENDEAVOURS!!'
And this is what I told my friend:
LOL look, no one's going to want to go out with me, unless I punch him the in the balls to make him, so dw, i'll chose some guy to emasculate for myself thanks!!!
ahahaha! But its probably true!
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Ask for pics of the guy.. if he looks like this :
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/b/borat-10571.jpg)
then go for it.
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^ find a guy like that, and you're bound for good sexy time
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Where's paulsterio when you need him?
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First bit of advice, don't go for anyone you don't feel comfortable with.
Second bit, find your own partner, don't rely on friends.
Third bit of advice, talk to Water, his a catch with the ladies.
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First bit of advice, don't go for anyone you don't feel comfortable with.
Second bit, find your own partner, don't rely on friends.
Third bit of advice, talk to Water, his a catch with the ladies.
Woah, second bit of advice is a bit 'eh'. I mean, if my friends didn't rely on me, they'd suck!
WINGMAN/WINGWOMAN REPPIN'
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at least your friends aren't contemplating on starting a 'predictive baby' business.
i know someone who makes ridiculous prognostics on what my children would be like if i had them with different guys from our social group.
our typical conversation would go something along like this:
'your baby would be so good at art AND science if you have it with x. and he is also good at maths, so your baby would be an all-rounder. he's a bit short but you could pull the average up with your height. but your kid will still be quite short.'
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I do that all the time...
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/date.png)
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At Yale we have these things called "screws". They're these dances where you HAVE to get paired with a blind date - there's one for freshmen, and then every residential college hosts one each year. Matchmaking galore...
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...hhhhhhhave you met my friend paulsterio?
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LOL I'll stay away from Kazakhs for now thanks! :)
And how the hell does Paul find himself in threads he hasnt even posted in?
Meh, I did some facebook stalking of the guy that I'm supposed to hook up with. I was quite flattered really- he's probably out of my league!
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This topic is the best. Loving it.
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Are we really going to do another one of these threads?
(http://i.imgur.com/3YII3.png)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaNHO1mvCiE
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LOL this thread isnt supposed to BE matchmaking, I just wanted to know ABOUT matchmaking, so dont worry, you'll be safe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaNHO1mvCiE
OMG! Are you a curry? Because I am! Thats another thing I'll have to look out for!!! NOOOO
Now I dont want to grow old because soon the Mother will start shoving curry fobs in my face! Fuck me!
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It should stop in uni, when people grow up.
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It should stop in uni, when people grow up.
Meaning it hasnt??
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Nothing magically happens in the holidays between the end of VCE and the start of uni. If people are jerks before, they'll be jerks in uni as well. You just have a lot more freedom to avoid those people
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LOL! HEY GUYS!
umm, so like, considering my name's being thrown around....umm what's up?
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LOL! HEY GUYS!
umm, so like, considering my name's being thrown around....umm what's up?
he's on the prowl
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Just follow what your boobs feel/think and everything will work out from there
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30% chance that it's already raining
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LOL!
That is all I have to say!
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Sigh...You know you've been gaming too much when you click this thread hoping to express your thoughts on matchmaking in games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaNHO1mvCiE
OMG! Are you a curry? Because I am! Thats another thing I'll have to look out for!!! NOOOO
Now I dont want to grow old because soon the Mother will start shoving curry fobs in my face! Fuck me!
Nah not curry. Just a huge fan of Russell Peters :P
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At Yale we have these things called "screws". They're these dances where you HAVE to get paired with a blind date - there's one for freshmen, and then every residential college hosts one each year. Matchmaking galore...
I don't get it... why do they call them "screws"?
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It should stop in uni, when people grow up.
Meaning it hasnt??
No, meaning that I can't say for 100% certainty whether it will stop for YOU or not. :P
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At Yale we have these things called "screws". They're these dances where you HAVE to get paired with a blind date - there's one for freshmen, and then every residential college hosts one each year. Matchmaking galore...
at normal universities we generally just get to know eachother, and if there's a mutual liking, many will enter a relationship.
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LOL! HEY GUYS!
umm, so like, considering my name's being thrown around....umm what's up?
he's on the prowl
i'm not a tiger, how can i be "on the prowl"? :P
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Don't even get me started on predictive baby stories...
My friend: "You don't have to like him, just have children with him for the greater good of humanity..."
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Other than that, I find matchmaking amusing... :P
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Don't even get me started on predictive baby stories...
My friend: "You don't have to like him, just have children with him for the greater good of humanity..."
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Other than that, I find matchmaking amusing... :P
lol i wanna say something, but i fear it will be taken as inappropriate :(
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you're in
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Don't even get me started on predictive baby stories...
My friend: "You don't have to like him, just have children with him for the greater good of humanity..."
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Other than that, I find matchmaking amusing... :P
lol i wanna say something, but i fear it will be taken as inappropriate :(
Knowing you, it probably will... ;)
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At Yale we have these things called "screws". They're these dances where you HAVE to get paired with a blind date - there's one for freshmen, and then every residential college hosts one each year. Matchmaking galore...
at normal universities we generally just get to know eachother, and if there's a mutual liking, many will enter a relationship.
Yeah, don't even get me started on the dating scene here :/ When people are so busy that they only sleep 3-4 hours a night every night, things become weird...
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So....what do girls like? 8)
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Platinum AMEX card
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well done, Russ! 100% for you.
Guys are catching on, finally!
s.
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I was a fucking genius even a fucking month ago. Fuck Matchmaking and God help its victims.
Nothing good can ever come out of it.
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I was a fucking genius even a fucking month ago. Fuck Matchmaking and God help its victims.
Nothing good can ever come out of it.
What happenned? :P
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So....what do girls like? 8)
Five words. Kazdawg. What. A. Girl. Wants.
Go! :P
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So....what do girls like? 8)
They like...Thushans
Btw, I just realised, Thushani is a girl's name, that'd be so cool! Thushan & Thushani!
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*facepalm* LOL Paul! No chance for me mate, esp if we both get into Monash med...
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Dont worry Thushan, i'll set you up with all my curry buddies (lets just forget half a day ago I was cursing the idea of matchmaking)
And I just searched my facebook for any Thushani's and I found 2 that I had 1 mutual friends with. Too bad they were fobs.
I dont really know what I want, LMAO. Story of my life, I'll turn lesbian thanks.
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Dont worry Thushan, i'll set you up with all my curry buddies (lets just forget half a day ago I was cursing the idea of matchmaking)
And I just searched my facebook for any Thushani's and I found 2 that I had 1 mutual friends with. Too bad they were fobs.
I dont really know what I want, LMAO. Story of my life, I'll turn lesbian thanks.
Don't give up (srs), were you playing the waiting game? did you had the chance to talk to him in real life? if he neglected you, next him, they are plenty of guys out there that might be wanting to be with someone, perhaps you :) or speak to him before its too late :P, he might accept you.
Like what sort of guys are you looking for :P? A lot guys and girls do have a hard time of getting the sort of person they really want, everybody dreams of going out with a 'male hollywood stars' or 'female hollywood stars', but thats close to impossible.
Perhaps make your friend or you arrange a party of guys and girls that will be a great social event, try to get around 15 chicks/20 guys in your party, try to talk to the boys, if they have a girlfriend next them, go to the next guy, it might exceed your chances if being with guy you want, that guy might the one in 20, so you theres plenty of chance of scoring the one you want. If you don't want to do that, than i guess you would have to wait till Uni perhaps from there you can go on for a search for the 'one' and make as much friends as you can and it will broaden your social aspect from their you will highten your chance of possibly going out with a guy.
University is a biiiiig place, a lot of people will be there the ones that were single the rest of high school life will be there in the same position as you, will certainly find love in Uni or anywhere else, i read a article of that people can easily find a soulmate in Uni to oppose to high school (which has a smaller chance). I might try to find this article for you.
Its best to start in a workplace, school, uni or any social event, i know its a formal thing for a guy to ask a girl out, but be sure to be strong and be true to yourself, and start asking guys out, they may be times that you will get neglected, but each time when you get neglected you will come back stronger and better and you will ultimately become immune to it in no time :).
Don't ever give up you might be 17 or 18, so theres plenty of time of yourself getting to be with 'the one of your life' .
Hoped I Helped :).
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At least people aren't matching you up by your height.........................................
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I was a fucking genius even a fucking month ago.
Then you took an arrow to the knee.
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Ask for pics of the guy.. if he looks like this :
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/b/borat-10571.jpg)
then go for it.
(http://www.loneleeplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sacha-baron-cohen-borat.jpg)
It's all the sunnies ;)
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just be FWB
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Nah, not the best idea.
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Holy Shit LMAO
#foreveralone and totally down with it!
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Oh yeah!!! Makes two of us! Hi-5! :D
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I'm going to start banning people for this shit. Keep it in your pants on the forum. There's facebook for this.