Post by: Fishyiscool on January 25, 2012, 09:33:52 pm
I misplaced my ipad today. (temporarily misplaced, as I like to think of it.)
i don't think you can actually top that. ;(
But go ahead, tell me!
Post by: pi on January 25, 2012, 09:42:11 pm
Post by: JinXi on January 25, 2012, 09:42:46 pm
Lucky I wasn't going too fast and I just twisted my ankle and got a few cuts.. Up till today, everytime I meet my cousins during chinese new year, they never let me forget that... thinking back on it, that was kinda stupid lol...
Post by: aiming_95 on January 25, 2012, 09:45:51 pm
He didn't enjoy it..
Edit: It's not the stupidest, but probably would be in the top 20 :D
Post by: ShortBlackChick on January 25, 2012, 09:51:05 pm
Thrown an half full bottle of Coke WITH THE LID OPEN at a guy.
I'll come up with some more later LOL
Post by: Stick on January 25, 2012, 09:57:20 pm
Post by: nemolala on January 25, 2012, 10:13:09 pm
And another time, i kicked my bro's footy ball over our swimming pools roof..and that was the second one that I kicked up there and he just got it too so I felt really bad. So I grabbed the ladder, climbed onto the house's roof, crawled my way basically to the other side and jumped on the swimming pools' roof. Now the dumb part was is that the roof is really old right, its just some rusted metal layered on top, slightly over lapping each other. I don't know how it carried my weight, because it really wasn't stable at all.
Thinking about it, I could have fallen right through..and possibly have died.
Post by: nisha on January 25, 2012, 10:42:36 pm
Yea, I didnt know what that meant when I was a curry kid. Also, girls would agree, the clothes were pretty horrible
Post by: s.ay on January 25, 2012, 10:52:24 pm
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
Post by: TrueTears on January 25, 2012, 10:57:58 pm
...then my asian dad walks in
and my maths books were nowhere to be seen
Post by: nisha on January 25, 2012, 11:00:31 pm
Post by: TrueTears on January 25, 2012, 11:01:55 pm
Post by: aes_999 on January 25, 2012, 11:02:47 pm
Post by: nisha on January 25, 2012, 11:03:59 pm
defence of the asians
Oh. thought it was an excuse to get your dad from telling you to go to sleep.
boy was i wrong
Post by: TrueTears on January 25, 2012, 11:06:07 pm
dad: "DASSSS ETTT, YOOOO DIEEE!!!!!"
Post by: nisha on January 25, 2012, 11:09:23 pm
if i tried to use dota as my excuse for not sleeping
dad: "DASSSS ETTT, YOOOO DIEEE!!!!!"
LMAO:)
Post by: blank on January 25, 2012, 11:10:53 pm
Post by: Camo on January 25, 2012, 11:22:00 pm
Moral of the story: never have good intentions, they get you in a load of shit.
Post by: Furbob on January 25, 2012, 11:36:52 pm
...seemed funny at the time kk? :(
Post by: Deank on January 25, 2012, 11:37:33 pm
shoved my thumb up my grandma's cat's butthole when I was 8..
...seemed funny at the time kk? :(
...Oh god what have we done..
Post by: monkeywantsabanana on January 25, 2012, 11:39:32 pm
Post by: Camo on January 25, 2012, 11:44:39 pm
Charlie convinced me to put the peanut butter there for the dog!
Post by: Reckoner on January 25, 2012, 11:50:35 pm
Post by: nacho on January 25, 2012, 11:52:18 pm
Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.used it on someone else's kangaskhan :(
Post by: Deank on January 25, 2012, 11:53:20 pm
Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.used it on someone else's kangaskhan :(
Don't tell me that didn't fucking work..it's a masterball, why shouldn't it!
Post by: Camo on January 25, 2012, 11:54:21 pm
Used my Master Ball on a Tentacruel. That sort of thing you never get over.
Could be worse, use it on a ratata, level 2.
Post by: HERculina on January 25, 2012, 11:56:01 pm
Post by: Camo on January 25, 2012, 11:57:45 pm
Post by: xdecay on January 26, 2012, 12:07:43 am
Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.
Post by: Fishyiscool on January 26, 2012, 12:10:00 am
Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.
^^^^ xdecay is the reason i stopped eating subway. o.O haven't eaten it since the AN meet last year.
Post by: xdecay on January 26, 2012, 12:14:00 am
Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.
^^^^ xdecay is the reason i stopped eating subway. o.O haven't eaten it since the AN meet last year.
hahaa i'm sorry! :| but subway doesn't deserve to be eaten by you. especially because you're vegetarian! ugh, cross-contamination = everyday occurrence.
Post by: s.ay on January 26, 2012, 12:18:34 am
Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.
hahaha don't worry, I spent my entire employment life there asking each person who ordered the pizza sub whether they would like that with pizza sauce.
Post by: nacho on January 26, 2012, 03:07:02 pm
I was about to dota at 3am in the morningyou have to think a few steps ahead,
...then my asian dad walks in
and my maths books were nowhere to be seen
i always kept some thread from the spesh board open with a crap load of latex. (don't even do spesh)
<hears footsteps> Alt-tab immediately, scroll up and down
Post by: taiga on January 26, 2012, 03:09:14 pm
Post by: jane1234 on January 26, 2012, 04:16:39 pm
Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.
Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.
Reminds me of when I first started working and I was making a cup of coffee, and I completely forgot to replace the little container holding the coffee. Needless to say, the lady wasn't happy to receive a cup of frothed milk and water.
Post by: TrueTears on January 26, 2012, 04:23:32 pm
Yeah I did ninja alt tab, too bad I tabbed into http://www.getdota.comI was about to dota at 3am in the morningyou have to think a few steps ahead,
...then my asian dad walks in
and my maths books were nowhere to be seen
i always kept some thread from the spesh board open with a crap load of latex. (don't even do spesh)
<hears footsteps> Alt-tab immediately, scroll up and down
GFG
Post by: Mariammm on January 26, 2012, 04:37:19 pm
lets just say the teacher was the only one who wasn't amused ... I learnt a new word that day
Post by: aiming_95 on January 26, 2012, 06:39:13 pm
LOL that would've been hilarious.
Post by: Mariammm on January 26, 2012, 07:00:45 pm
^^^It was ... But what a way to make a first impression
LOL that would've been hilarious.
I thought everyone was laughing about the way I was reading or something
Post by: LOLs99 on January 26, 2012, 09:49:03 pm
Post by: happycat on January 27, 2012, 11:34:51 am
Post by: paulsterio on January 27, 2012, 11:39:33 am
Post by: nisha on January 27, 2012, 11:49:10 am
Wearing shorts in winter time :)
Lol. I do that regulary. I also eat icecream in winter.
Post by: chrysalis on January 27, 2012, 11:55:40 am
This wasn't me but I remember a kid in grade 3 who got stuck horizontally in one of those spirals in the playground.. I honestly don't know how that happened.
Post by: Mech on January 27, 2012, 02:04:17 pm
Post by: SDPHD on January 27, 2012, 09:43:55 pm
Had to sacrifice my hands, thighs, dignity etc. to protect my future children.
Never again.
Post by: playsimme on January 27, 2012, 09:52:33 pm
Post by: Fishyiscool on January 27, 2012, 09:55:56 pm
My friend asked me to smell the cheese and I smelt it :( My poor nose!!!!
If cheese-smelling was the most idiotic thing I've ever done.... I'd be a really smart person. :D
Post by: Hodgeyhodgey on January 27, 2012, 09:57:52 pm
Post by: playsimme on January 27, 2012, 09:59:24 pm
it was the type of cheese which exists on the palms and when smelt is followed by a punch directly on the nostrilsMy friend asked me to smell the cheese and I smelt it :( My poor nose!!!!
If cheese-smelling was the most idiotic thing I've ever done.... I'd be a really smart person. :D
Post by: eeps on January 27, 2012, 10:09:11 pm
Went out to bat in the nets without a box on.
Had to sacrifice my hands, thighs, dignity etc. to protect my future children.
Never again.
Letting my grandma play on my Runescape account. She got my character killed and I lost all my Rune armour.
Never again.
Post by: aes_999 on January 27, 2012, 10:31:13 pm
Post by: aiming_95 on January 28, 2012, 12:20:53 am
Post by: xdecay on January 28, 2012, 03:06:50 am
That's the most idiotic thing I've done recently that I can think of right now. loljokes, I enrolled into Arts.
Post by: John President on January 28, 2012, 08:09:03 am
Post by: DisaFear on January 28, 2012, 11:13:13 am
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^
Post by: pi on January 28, 2012, 11:17:36 am
I was young. My friend was over at my house. He was NOT eating his dinner, under any circumstance
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^
LOL, I remember when a mate of mine did that in primary school when the teacher put him in the "naughty corner". She went off somewhere and he dialled 000 to report her and get her arrested for "being mean" :D
I think the teacher ended up getting a warning though... :D
Post by: nemolala on January 28, 2012, 11:37:17 am
So I grabbed a book off the shelf and held it high over my head and had to kick the door opened lol. I went through and obviously it didn't beep. And as I did not intend on just stealing the book or anything I turned back and found my librarian watching me, her arms crossed. She wasn't the least bit impressed, and it looked really dumb on my behalf.
So I just said " I'm only testing out my idea Mrs.".
Post by: abd123 on January 28, 2012, 11:54:40 am
1) Realising I am a boy or an male at the age of 9, I've always thought that I was a girl.
2) Going to the girls toilet by accident.
Post by: happycat on January 28, 2012, 12:13:40 pm
Post by: xdecay on January 28, 2012, 12:33:19 pm
I was young. My friend was over at my house. He was NOT eating his dinner, under any circumstance
I grabbed the phone, when no-one was looking, and called the police
Lucky we just got off on a warning ^_^
I rang the Kids Helpline once when I got lost walking around a suburb in the middle of woop woop. I legitimately thought they were really kind people just helping out kids with ALL problems.
Post by: pi on January 28, 2012, 04:05:41 pm
(the one I most regret was the RMIT/badminton one I mentioned before, I didn't regret this one coz it was so LOL)
Post by: blank on January 28, 2012, 04:13:26 pm
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY GLASSES
Post by: Mariammm on January 28, 2012, 04:24:26 pm
My friend was doing that awkward turtle thing with her hands because the class was silent..
And in the loudest voice I ask, 'do you do that with your upper or lower thumbs?'
*face palm*
One other time, I couldn't be bothered getting a towel to put the hot iron on, while I was straightening my hair- I thought it would be alright to just rest it on my thigh for a few seconds until I got the next strand of hair ... A 250 degree hot straightener - I have a scar to remind me of my stupidity
Post by: Camo on January 28, 2012, 04:47:00 pm
Another one of my many bimbo moments ...
My friend was doing that awkward turtle thing with her hands because the class was silent..
And in the loudest voice I ask, 'do you do that with your upper or lower thumbs?'
*face palm*
One other time, I couldn't be bothered getting a towel to put the hot iron on, while I was straightening my hair- I thought it would be alright to just rest it on my thigh for a few seconds until I got the next strand of hair ... A 250 degree hot straightener - I have a scar to remind me of my stupidity
Lol, girl I know stepped on hers. Don't know how common this is.
Post by: Mariammm on January 28, 2012, 04:57:50 pm
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'
Post by: icecream on January 28, 2012, 04:58:18 pm
Post by: jane1234 on January 28, 2012, 05:11:02 pm
I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'
I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....
Post by: Mariammm on January 28, 2012, 05:15:41 pm
I've damaged my ear, forehead, chin, foot, scalp and thigh... But how did you manage to do that??I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'
I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....
Post by: jane1234 on January 28, 2012, 05:18:09 pm
I've cause damage to my ear, forehead, chin, foot, scalp and thigh... But how did you manage to do that??I stepped on my straightener last night... Another thing I left on the floor next to my bed
All my friends tell me, 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?'
I once clamped my straightener on the side of my jaw... now THAT was painful....
I wasn't looking at a mirror so instead of clamping the piece of hair, I got my jaw instead :|
Haha yeah I get the 'how are you so smart on paper when you are so dumb in real life?' a lot too... :P
Post by: nemolala on January 28, 2012, 05:40:22 pm
We were doing a prac and I had to hold a test tube over the bunsen burner flame while it heated the thing up. I was also holding that test tube with tongs right...so i had to transfer the really hot tube into its stand..But stupidly I grabbed it with my other hand(I wasn't wearing a glove either) to put in the stand..so i just burnt myself
I still ask why the hell did I do that
Post by: SDPHD on January 28, 2012, 05:59:36 pm
We were doing a prac and I had to hold a test tube over the bunsen burner flame while it heated the thing up. I was also holding that test tube with tongs right...so i had to transfer the really hot tube into its stand..But stupidly I grabbed it with my other hand(I wasn't wearing a glove either) to put in the stand..so i just burnt myself
Speaking of Chem and test tubes, this one time we were heating some crap up in a test tube and we were meant to take it off the heat right before it boiled, but for some reason, one of my friends decided to keep his on the heat...
Then all of a sudden all this boiling hot purple liquid started ejaculating out of his test tube, narrowly missing me and landing all over my Chem workbook with a fizzing sound and bubbling as it slowly seeped through the pages.
So in retaliation, I grabbed my test tube, held it over over the flame, waited for it to boil, tried to ejaculate it all over him, missed him and in fury, poured it all over his workbook instead.
Checkmate.
Post by: pi on January 28, 2012, 06:02:36 pm
tried to ejaculate it all over him, missed him and in fury, poured it all over his workbook instead.
Checkmate.
Interesting wording here :P
Post by: happycat on January 28, 2012, 06:40:51 pm
Post by: John President on January 28, 2012, 07:15:07 pm
The water that seeped out ended up covering the bathroom, toilet and most of the laundry floor to a depth of about 40mm.
My parents were like "John President, I can't believe you would be this stupid"
Post by: rife168 on January 28, 2012, 08:14:30 pm
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.
Post by: SamiJ on January 28, 2012, 08:43:53 pm
This wasn't me personally but it is so ridiculously idiotic that I thought I would share it.
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.
That's like 'extreme brandy'! How old were they at the time? :)
Post by: rife168 on January 28, 2012, 08:46:30 pm
This wasn't me personally but it is so ridiculously idiotic that I thought I would share it.
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.
That's like 'extreme brandy'! How old were they at the time? :)
It was about this time last year.. So.. 16-17
Post by: nemolala on January 28, 2012, 09:00:06 pm
Post by: Mech on January 28, 2012, 09:27:39 pm
Post by: John President on January 28, 2012, 09:37:52 pm
One of my mates got very drunk and thought he could do a backflip over a campfire on the beach. He ended up severely burning his hand. Needless to say, everyone was too drunk to drive him to the hospital and an ambulance was called.^ Have a similar story which I cbs writing
Post by: taiga on January 28, 2012, 10:09:15 pm
Post by: SamiJ on January 28, 2012, 10:22:55 pm
Oh my^My thoughts exactly...
Post by: SDPHD on January 28, 2012, 10:25:12 pm
"My ex girlfriend"
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/105/262/i%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there%202.png)
But why the ""?
Post by: ShortBlackChick on January 29, 2012, 01:22:55 am
Letting aforementioned friends put concealer that we'd found in a drawer at school on my lips.
Letting aforementioned friends stick a glue stick onto my forehead.
Letting same (fucking ceebs typing that word) friends attempt to colour my hair with texta's.
Letting same friends try to stuff me into a bin.
" " help me make my signature for my passport and ending up with a fucking love heart as a dot in the letter 'I'.
I dont regret being a form of guinea pig for my friends though. It gave them enjoyment through seeing me be an idiot.
SDPHD can you think of more stupid things that I've done? There has to be more surely?
Post by: aiming_95 on January 29, 2012, 01:54:45 am
Post by: nerdgasm on January 29, 2012, 02:03:54 am
During Year 7, in Food Tech, we were making apple crumble. Being me, I was peeling my apples with the blade moving towards my fingers. I ended up slicing my thumb, which severely impeded me for the rest of the lesson. Later, when it was time to grate the peeled apples, I grated the apples using the extra-fine grater, the end result being a continuous stream of apple juice going into my bowl. I honestly could not work out what I was doing wrong, until the teachers helped me.
At lunchtime, I resolved to eat my terribly prepared apple crumble anyway, just so all my effort would not be wasted. I did, but in the next class, I ended up with great stomach pains, and so excused myself to the toilets. Upon leaving the toilets, I realised I'd left my lanyard (with keys and ID card) in the cubicle. For some reason, I thought other kids would steal it, and raced back to the toilets, but could not find my lanyard in any of the open cubicles. There was one locked cubicle, so I asked the person if they'd seen my lanyard. A girl responded that she had not, but I took no notice of the fact that I was talking to a girl, and paced back and forth, trying to work out where my lanyard was.
Only after a minute or so did I realise I was in the girls' bathroom, and so tried to quickly leave, but alas, just as I got to the door, three girls on the other side opened it, and screamed extremely loudly.
Post by: ShortBlackChick on January 29, 2012, 03:07:07 am
Although I cant talk. I seem like I'm on drugs everyday.
Post by: SDPHD on January 29, 2012, 03:27:42 pm
SDPHD can you think of more stupid things that I've done? There has to be more surely?
Moving schools.
Post by: Phy124 on January 29, 2012, 03:47:01 pm
When I was young my friend and I lacked the presence of a trampoline, so what better to jump on then a bed, right?
Long story, short, I jumped sideways, fell through the window beside the bed and landed in a rose bush - damn my luck...
The most idiotic thing I ever did involved an ambulance and consequent hospitalization, but I'm not going to go into details for that one ::)
Post by: John President on January 29, 2012, 07:29:59 pm
1st semester at uni last year, I was walking underneath the diagonal concrete beams on the south side of the Redmond Barry building, on the way to a prac. I was in a good mood and had a bit of a spring in my step.
However, having a spring in your step is dangerous when you're 6'4.
As I sprung upwards, I CRASHED my head on the edge one of the concrete beams.
The unfortunate results: A heavily bleeding wound, three stitches and future piss-taking from mates
Post by: funkyducky on January 29, 2012, 08:33:02 pm
- sat on one and the screen cracked
-dropped another and the screen cracked
-dropped one on the road outside school while getting dropped off. It showed up again at lost property. I didn't even recognise it, it had been run over and smushed horribly.
-got a hand-me-down iPhone from my brother. One week later, it was stolen out of my locker at school -_- (the dumb part here is that for pretty much the only time ever, I didn't lock my locker)
Post by: s... on January 29, 2012, 09:08:16 pm
I got an A+.
:)
Post by: nemolala on January 29, 2012, 11:42:59 pm
I'm only 5'3
This post really reminds me of all the dumb things I've done.
Another one was leaving my bag in the tsfx building on Collins while I went with a friend to Melbourne central to grab some Latte. I left my purse in there too and so was robbed of $45.
I honestly believed that no one would take anything of mine, like why would you want to steal...idiot -.-
Post by: pi on January 30, 2012, 12:04:09 am
Post by: nisha on January 30, 2012, 10:34:24 am
Post by: xdecay on February 04, 2012, 08:52:58 am
Edit: Also, is this thread dead? It was rather amusing and I'm sure we've done more idiotic things that we can share.
Post by: Reckoner on February 04, 2012, 09:21:37 am
Post by: osgood on February 04, 2012, 01:57:36 pm
This wasn't me but I remember a kid in grade 3 who got stuck horizontally in one of those spirals in the playground.. I honestly don't know how that happened.
Haha, in grade prep, there was a bridge in the playground and there must've been a wobbly plank or something because some kid got his head stuck in the bridge and the fire brigade got called in to saw the bridge in half...Then in grade 3, in the playground, there's a cubby house and of course, some other dopey ass kid gets his head stuck in one of the windows and the fire brigade is called in..
Speaking of grade three..in grade three I was going through this phase were I really, really, really liked spies so when the AIMS test rolled by and I reached the essay section, I thought, "Sweet!", promptly proceeded to ignore the given topic and just wrote a story about the life of a spy.. Bet the markers were confused...
Post by: Camo on February 04, 2012, 03:00:44 pm
Although this certainly isn't the most idiotic thing I've done and it would probably struggle to make it into the top 10, I do enjoy telling it.
When I was young my friend and I lacked the presence of a trampoline, so what better to jump on then a bed, right?
Long story, short, I jumped sideways, fell through the window beside the bed and landed in a rose bush - damn my luck...
The most idiotic thing I ever did involved an ambulance and consequent hospitalization, but I'm not going to go into details for that one ::)
Hey 911, its Quagmire.
Yep its stuck in a window this time.
Post by: b^3 on February 04, 2012, 03:13:57 pm
2+2=6
Three years in a row I did that on a maths exam, the first time it was on the last line after a whole page (and I mean a whole page filled) of maths and it was the only thing that I made a mistake on. Everytime it happens now I try to forget it, but it still comes back to haunt me.
Probably not the most idiotic thing I've done but I KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN! >:(
Post by: monkeywantsabanana on February 04, 2012, 03:17:55 pm
I have done this multiple times throughout high school, normally at the moment when it costs me the most, I still have nightmares about it......
2+2=6
Three years in a row I did that on a maths exam, the first time it was on the last line after a whole page (and I mean a whole page filled) of maths and it was the only thing that I made a mistake on. Everytime it happens now I try to forget it, but it still comes back to haunt me.
Probably not the most idiotic thing I've done but I KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN! >:(
HAHA! I guess everyone has those stupid math mistakes that you never get over.. for me:
Post by: amilss on February 04, 2012, 03:30:50 pm
So we had to wait another hour for the next one.
Lol my friends were quite annoyed at me after the inital laughter 'that we had been on the train, yet stillmissed it' faded.
Post by: Callum on February 04, 2012, 11:20:18 pm
Post by: nemolala on February 04, 2012, 11:39:36 pm
Post by: Callum on February 05, 2012, 12:17:03 am
@callum: lol what happened later on? what kind of trouble did you get into?
Amazingly I managed to play it off as an accident... 'I didn't know the gas tap was on. I just lit a match.' I still got a sturn talking to. It introduced stricter rules for all the science teachers though, that the gas wasn't allowed to be left on if they weren't in the room.
Post by: Special At Specialist on February 05, 2012, 12:20:32 am
Post by: Phy124 on February 05, 2012, 03:59:43 am
Hey, at least your teacher didn't decide it would be a good idea to show the class...I have done this multiple times throughout high school, normally at the moment when it costs me the most, I still have nightmares about it......
2+2=6
Three years in a row I did that on a maths exam, the first time it was on the last line after a whole page (and I mean a whole page filled) of maths and it was the only thing that I made a mistake on. Everytime it happens now I try to forget it, but it still comes back to haunt me.
Probably not the most idiotic thing I've done but I KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN! >:(
HAHA! I guess everyone has those stupid math mistakes that you never get over.. for me:
In year 11 Physics I was doing a question and at the end I had to do something like 60 + 40 = 100
I then realised that the 40 wasn't supposed to be there (miscalculated previously) and changed it to 90 (or w/e it was)
Unlucky for me I didn't change the answer so I had 60 + 90 = 100
As my teacher was marking my test at the front of the class he burst out in laughter, looked at me and held up the paper and said something like "are you serious!?".
He then proceeded to tell all the other students in the class to come look at the paper and they gathered round to check it out.
Totally not cool... lucky for me I'm a pretty easy-going guy and got along well with everyone in the class, but still... what kind of a teacher does that? :-\
#scarredforlife
Post by: gibsonaxxxs on February 13, 2012, 08:22:01 pm
Post by: funkyducky on February 14, 2012, 12:01:58 am
In Year 7 science while the teacher was out of the room. I thought it would be a good idea to turn the gas tap on and put a match in front of it.... BOOM instant flame thrower :o I'm not going to lie it did look pretty cool. Wasn't the most idiotic thing I've ever done, still pretty bad though.Me and my friends used to burn random objects in the bunsen burner flame during science pracs. Good times...
Post by: JinXi on February 14, 2012, 12:56:50 am
In Year 7 science while the teacher was out of the room. I thought it would be a good idea to turn the gas tap on and put a match in front of it.... BOOM instant flame thrower :o I'm not going to lie it did look pretty cool. Wasn't the most idiotic thing I've ever done, still pretty bad though.Me and my friends used to burn random objects in the bunsen burner flame during science pracs. Good times...
Ahaha I still remembered when me and a couple of friends set an entire box of unused matches on fire. Was pretty cool tbh when all the matches ignited at once. Got into abit of trouble with the teacher and after that incident, our school imposed a new rule that we were only given one match at a time, not the whole box... such a party pooper =(
Post by: appianway on February 14, 2012, 06:07:43 am
Post by: funkyducky on February 14, 2012, 12:28:49 pm
Post by: John President on February 14, 2012, 12:57:34 pm
When my brother was in year 7 or 8 (back in the 90s) he and his friend wanted to see how many emails they could send to each other before the school network crashed. You see, back in those technological dark ages, you could crash an entire network by sending lots of emals. Long story short, they got in big trouble.I remember in year 7, when we were in an IT class getting a tutorial on how to use the school e-mail system, we all had to send a blank e-mail to the teacher, who had his laptop connected to the projector. We could see his inbox as all the blank e-mails flooded in. Then everyone saw an e-mail from one of the boys, Jason, who chose to title his e-mail "Katie loves penis". The girl in question, Katie, was NOT amused and Jason got suspended.
*all names used in this story are fictitious