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General Discussion => General Discussion Boards => Other General Discussion => Topic started by: Callum on April 30, 2012, 12:35:06 pm
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In my year 12 English class a girl asked "Who's Julia Gillard?"
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Pretty much anything my yr11 english teacher said to us (we compiled a list, here are a few):
"You may quote from the novel but in your own words"
"Do you speak Chinese? What does ping-pong mean?"
"His power is like an opium"
"He left the corpse to die"
"You know in domestic violence, where the male or female dies?"
"I didn't broke it"
"People have children and all that sort of thing"
*sigh*
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My year 9 math teacher having a go at the class because asking her what 12 x 12 is putting her under pressure. She answered 216.
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Someone at Yale: "So hang on, you're trying to tell me Australia's a continent? You're trying to tell me that Australia's bigger than TEXAS?"
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"Hey catch the Lilydale line, I'm going to Box Hill which is near Wheelers hill right?"
I can see the logic but no.
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"Like and share if you ever..."
"Like and share if you agree..."
"Like and share if you think..."
"1 like = 1 prayer"
"Like for..."
"Like for heaven. Ignore for hell"
"Like this if you ever..."
"You WILL share this if you..."
"If you have a heart, you will..."
"If you don't share this..."
etc
(http://i.imgur.com/cBEce.jpg)
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Further maths classmate: "the x-axis is the up and down one right?"
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The penis game.
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In my psychology class we were talking about the evolution of the brain a Muslim student asked "sir evolution is fake I believe god created us" then teacher says "well you know its just a theory that some scientists believe.. creationism is true also" dafuq.. how can they both be true?
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Nina said i wasn't mature enough to be a moderator..
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"Internet Explorer is the best browser, it's bundled with Windows so it has to be the best".
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"Are fire extinguishers flammable?!"
"Doesn't the sun go under the sea...?"
"Hippopotamuses? Don't you mean hippos?"
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"Rack city bitch rack rack city bitch ten ten ten twentys on your titties bitch"
and
"hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you, except we're hot"
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"How can I study for the GAT?"
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"Yeah, well I didn't even study"
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I love this thread :D
Quotes from one particular friend I have…
"Lactose intolerant is the one where you can’t eat gluten, yeah?"
"So Osama, the American President… I didn’t know he was dead!” (sigh)
"Why do meerkats look different to other cats?"
Chemistry substitute teacher, poor bloke attempted to teach us…
“Magnesium has a larger atomic number than sodium, therefore it is larger!” (-.-)
“When using ‘avocado’s number’…” (yeah, no.)
“Chemistry is what you make of it…with chemistry, you can make love or you can make weed”
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"What was it that God did?"
"He parted the red sea."
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Going home with the train.. my friend says;
Friend: How good is Collingwood?
Unknown Drunk; Yeeeaaaaaah go the PIESSSSSSS, thatss my TEAMM!!! ye yeee!! yee yeee1!!! I'm in the cheer squaad!! GO THE PIES!!!
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Basically this whole thread has been about people who don't take school seriously or aren't very intelligent naturally (or haven't been educated well).
How does this make you lose faith in humanity?
Are you saying that less intelligent people are less of a human being?
Jealousy, corruption, selfishness. These things should make you lose faith in humanity. Not your Specialist Maths teacher having interests other than maths and consequently making a few mistakes.
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Basically this whole thread has been about people who don't take school seriously or aren't very intelligent naturally (or haven't been educated well).
How does this make you lose faith in humanity?
Are you saying that less intelligent people are less of a human being?
Jealousy, corruption, selfishness. These things should make you lose faith in humanity. Not your Specialist Maths teacher having interests other than maths and consequently making a few mistakes.
Wake me up when you get banned
Anyways gn
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Nothing wrong with being less intelligent than the norm, but a widespread lack of common sense does not bode well.
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Basically this whole thread has been about people who don't take school seriously or aren't very intelligent naturally (or haven't been educated well).
How does this make you lose faith in humanity?
Are you saying that less intelligent people are less of a human being?
Jealousy, corruption, selfishness. These things should make you lose faith in humanity. Not your Specialist Maths teacher having interests other than maths and consequently making a few mistakes.
Mate you're not off to a very good start on here considering the fact that you've posted five comments tonight and already have negative respect...
Take it easy and keep calm on here. We're lucky to have access to a forum like this.
Just my $0.02.
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Nothing wrong with being less intelligent than the norm, but a widespread lack of common sense does not bode well.
I agree, but at the same time, their are complete idiots (or I know a few at least) who are still good people and make me happy to be human.
At the same time, their are complete intellectuals (like Hitler for one) who do not make me very happy to be human.
I just think that there are values in people that are more important than their outputs in their chosen field.
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Basically this whole thread has been about people who don't take school seriously or aren't very intelligent naturally (or haven't been educated well).
How does this make you lose faith in humanity?
Are you saying that less intelligent people are less of a human being?
Jealousy, corruption, selfishness. These things should make you lose faith in humanity. Not your Specialist Maths teacher having interests other than maths and consequently making a few mistakes.
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I think you guys are taking the title of the thread "Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity." way too literally. What we mean is general "facepalm" moments lol.
I hope you realise that just because my yr11 English teacher said a LOT of stupid things, I haven't really lost faith in humanity (I did lose faith in her ability to teach though). It's just a joke guys, clam down a bit :)
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Guys don't feed the troll. Let them starve and die.
Regardless, here are some of my faves.
-People who claim that they speak multiple languages, but can only say hello, goodbye, and count 1-10.
-People who call psychology, witch doctoring.
-And the guy that can interpret a digital clock, but can't interpret an analogue clock.
Last one is so stressful in a work enviroment where you have to time room to go out of time. >.<
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I agree, but at the same time, their are complete idiots (or I know a few at least) who are still good people and make me happy to be human.
At the same time, their are complete intellectuals (like Hitler for one) who do not make me very happy to be human.
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I think you guys are taking the title of the thread "Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity." way too literally. What we mean is general "facepalm" moments lol.
I hope you realise that just because my yr11 English teacher said a LOT of stupid things, I haven't really lost faith in humanity (I did lose faith in her ability to teach though). It's just a joke guys, clam down a bit :)
Bagging your English teacher? Make sure you make no errors in your post next time :P. Unless clam down means something else.
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Haha, fair call, luckily I don't have to worry about English anymore :D
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Back to the topic…
People in my GMA class can't draw linear graphs. <_<
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4in7nt
Not me but one of my frat brothers in college knocked a girl up. A month later she had had lost the baby. I was using his phone one night to find my phone when his dad texted him, i swiped the lock causing it to open up the chat thread revealing the messages that explained the story.
The day he found out he drove with some of our other brothers to Mexico and he came back with RU486, the abortion pill. He had apparently spoken to his dad who forced him under threat of pulling him out of college and cutting him off to secretly sneak the girl the abortion pill. I dont know the logistics of how he did it but apparently he secretly poisoned her causing her to lose the baby.
He has no idea I know and I doubt anyone else does.
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Back to the topic…
People in my GMA class can't draw linear graphs. <_<
Isn't GMA for students who are interested in studying Specialist next year? That's going to be a bit of a problem lol.
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That's the point. XD Most of the people in the class overestimated their ability and I bet next year the two classes of 20 we have will go down to about one class of 15. :P
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I studied Units 1 & 2 GMA last year. Passed every test (you need to score at least 30% in every test to pass, I had a 34% average) without doing a single question associated with the subject all year. Quality Angry Birds time.
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Who is Bob?
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Who is Bob?
I thought this might be entertaining for some:
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"What's the Middle East again?"
Your parents spend tens of thousands towards your schooling per year yet you lack the general knowledge of an average year seven. And in at least 30 years from now you'll be lapping it up with a glass of champagne on a yacht you purchased with the fortune your father left you.
*Facepalm*
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That's the point. XD Most of the people in the class overestimated their ability and I bet next year the two classes of 20 we have will go down to about one class of 15. :P
LOL that's what happened at my school! 3 classes of 20+ kids for GMA last year, turned into one class of 26 for spesh this year D:
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Well a guy i know believes the solution to HIV is to incarcerate everyone with HIV into some sort of concentration camp. The most worrying thing is he is currently studying the MD at melbourne.
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Well a guy i know believes the solution to HIV is to incarcerate everyone with HIV into some sort of concentration camp. The most worrying thing is he is currently studying the MD at melbourne.
Too be fair, that IS a solution - just not an ethical one :P.
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Well a guy i know believes the solution to HIV is to incarcerate everyone with HIV into some sort of concentration camp. The most worrying thing is he is currently studying the MD at melbourne.
That's a solution, but the truth is, way too many people have HIV, like I believe in Australia there's around 50,000. If we could reduce that figure substantially then yes, that idea would work - obviously not put them into a camp, but monitor them to ensure they don't have unprotected sex or share needles and the like...etc.
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A customer asked me yesterday what flavour the coconut m&ms were, then proceeded to say 'ew' when I said coconut. ???
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"I don't eat lobsters because they're alive when you kill them."
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Well my friend was working at Hungry Jack's the other day and an adult ordered a Happy Meal. -.-
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Well my friend was working at Hungry Jack's the other day and an adult ordered a Happy Meal. -.-
Why *wouldn't* you want those toys?
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Everyone keeps getting pissed off me when I'm like
Me :"Omg i think i failed the SAC"
Teacher "you got the highest in the class"
Class : *cringe*.
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My friend: You're so gay!
Teacher: Stop being racist.
...
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Just spotted on facebook (from a friend who is pregnant):
How does a woman with a 10 year old need a 'baby and prams' car park more than a pregnant woman?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/backinblack1979/ntt/tommy_lee_implied_facepalm.jpg)
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What do you do at an English exam?
facepalm
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/a-forced-abortion-for-a-mother-who-failed-to-sign-a-form-20120615-20eu6.html
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a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...
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a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...
wtf :\
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a kid at my school 'a baby isn't alive until it starts speaking'
he also tapes all his classes at school and watches them at home...
wtf :\
thats what everyone said when he said it haha, even the teacher thought he was complete toss
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Ok, the second part about recording classes, well that's borderline OK, it just makes him a big nerd
But the first thing, wtf? :\
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Ok, the second part about recording classes, well that's borderline OK, it just makes him a big nerd
But the first thing, wtf? :\
hes the worst human i know, another person at my school thought you could grow penis's as boobs if you got the wrong genetic mutation
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What kind of school do you go to? :\
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hes the worst human i know, another person at my school thought you could grow penis's as boobs if you got the wrong genetic mutation
LOL WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMYGOD. PENIS BOOBS. OH JESUS HAVE MERCY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJID3hHYqhk&feature=player_embedded#!
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naww, that wouldn't work embryologically, but I don't think it really is thaaat stupid, it's pseudological if you haven't studied that sort of thing before
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/pigeon-held-on-suspicion-of-spying/story-e6frf7jx-1225872756296
INDIAN police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rival and neighbour Pakistan.
Free 2 month digital pass
The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India's Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40km from the capital Amritsar.
The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink.
Police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon may have landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note has been found.
Officials have directed that no one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police say may have been on a "special mission of spying".
The bird has been medically examined and was being kept in an air-conditioned room under police guard.
Senior officers have asked to be kept updated on the situation three times a day, PTI said.
Mr Chahal said local pigeon fanciers in the sensitive border area had told police that Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they look different from Indian ones, according to the Indian Express newspaper.
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(http://i.imgur.com/8Lb3K.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hxEHb.jpg)
If you're going to speed, please don't complain afterwards. Especially that much over the limit.
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(http://i.imgur.com/hxEHb.jpg)
Awkward cause I know the person that posted that, as if you know her! Small world!
(Hmmm, I feel like telling her you posted this ;P) Jokes jokes!
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(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580015_4254405084905_285770403_n.jpg?dl=1)
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(http://i.imgur.com/hxEHb.jpg)
Awkward cause I know the person that posted that, as if you know her! Small world!
(Hmmm, I feel like telling her you posted this ;P) Jokes jokes!
Ew, a girl said that? I read it in a bogan/wog accent LOL.
Whata classy babe.
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"It was on A Current Affair, it must be true!"
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(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580015_4254405084905_285770403_n.jpg?dl=1)
She's worse than Kony.
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Ew, a girl said that? I read it in a bogan/wog accent LOL.
Whata classy babe.
She's pretty wog herself, but she doesn't have the typical wog accent though.
Oh she's classy alright :P ;)
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GAT Solutions
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(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580015_4254405084905_285770403_n.jpg?dl=1)
She's worse than Kony.
obviously not...
Well of course not. Just a somewhat lame reference to the 'make her famous' caption, which I assume was inspired by the Kony 2012 campaign.
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GAT Solutions
Haha, I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this
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Sadly, I did what Bazza did as well xD
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Sadly, I did what Bazza did as well xD
Believe me when I say that's a slippery slope... :P
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Monash University is full of asians
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(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/Ellagow11/typ3.jpg)
Dear god.
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Monash University is full of asians
In some areas of Monash, it actually is, no joke :P
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Sadly, I did what Bazza did as well xD
Believe me when I say that's a slippery slope... :P
logical fallacy
Since when did things turn philosophical =/
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Monash University is full of asians
Well too be fair, most universities in Australia are lol.
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Monash University is full of asians
Even Asians say Monash is full of Asians. ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEiDXTPrfX4
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Monash University is full of asians
Even Asians say Monash is full of Asians. ::)
Yeah, there were too many asians at Monash. That's why I went to UoM.
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/svg/determined-questioning-pondering.svg)
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Monash University is full of asians
Well too be fair, most universities in Australia are lol.
No this is not true, Monash has a far higher concentration of Asians than any other university in Victoria, it's probably even higher than UNSW.
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Monash University is full of asians
Well too be fair, most universities in Australia are lol.
No this is not true, Monash has a far higher concentration of Asians than any other university in Victoria, it's probably even higher than UNSW.
I didn't say that they don't have a greater concentration than other universities in Australia, only that a lot of universities do have a lot of asians.
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Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity?
An argument about how many Asians there are in uni *sigh*
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Monash University is full of asians
Even Asians say Monash is full of Asians. ::)
Where are these Asians you speak of?
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Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity?
An argument about how many Asians there are in uni *sigh*
Not really arguing, Paul is just nitpicking :P.
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Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity?
An argument about how many Asians there are in uni *sigh*
Not really arguing, Paul is just nitpicking :P.
i would suggest that the act of removing nits from one's person is quite important for personal hygiene and to prevent chances of infection
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Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity?
An argument about how many Asians there are in uni *sigh*
Not really arguing, Paul is just nitpicking :P.
i would suggest that the act of removing nits from one's person is quite important for personal hygiene and to prevent chances of infection
(http://madcashmatrix.com/media/templates/250/anti-joke-chicken.jpg)
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Shooting stars are suns falling to earth. :)
(though i found it more funny then a losing faith in humanity ;D )
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(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562699_3835125190881_1793005911_n.jpg?dl=1)
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People who say YOLO every second sentence.
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People who say YOLO every second sentence.
And from that, people who post it on fb who clearly don't know what it even stands for -.-
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Pretty much all the Christian nuts who are boycotting a damn Oreo cookie simply because they support gay rights. And publicly on facebook too. I mean seriously?
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Pretty much all the Christian nuts who are boycotting a damn Oreo cookie simply because they support gay rights. And publicly on facebook too. I mean seriously?
I think you mean they don't support gay rights.
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Pretty much all the Christian nuts who are boycotting a damn Oreo cookie simply because they support gay rights. And publicly on facebook too. I mean seriously?
I think you mean they don't support gay rights.
I think 'they' wasn't used in reference to the Christians.
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People who say YOLO every second sentence.
Come on man, #YOLO!
Pretty much all the Christian nuts who are boycotting a damn Oreo cookie simply because they support gay rights. And publicly on facebook too. I mean seriously?
Nitpicky, but it's not exclusively Christians.
Does anyone else just reckon the rainbow Oreo looks really tasy?
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(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562699_3835125190881_1793005911_n.jpg?dl=1)
Please tell me that is not real?
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m603fkZNQt1qzeggzo1_400.jpg)
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(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562699_3835125190881_1793005911_n.jpg?dl=1)
Please tell me that is not real?
It was, but it's been taken down (for obvious reasons) :P
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(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562699_3835125190881_1793005911_n.jpg?dl=1)
Please tell me that is not real?
It was, but it's been taken down (for obvious reasons) :P
I still cannot convince myself that, that image is real.. I'm still skeptical. I just can't see how somehow could say such vile idiotic filth.
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I still cannot convince myself that, that image is real.. I'm still skeptical. I just can't see how somehow could say such vile idiotic filth.
I quite agree, it does seem a bit suspicious.
Publicity stunt no doubt.
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(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527893_10151031435766139_783086277_n.jpg)
I saw this posted somewhere else and figured I'd post it here.
I don't even.. how can.. wow.
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Girl: 'Didn't Shakespeare write Cleopatra?
Bewildered Student: 'Cleopatra was a real perso-'
Girl: 'I know, but did Shakespeare write it?
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After reading the posts in this thread, I think that stupidity should be a crime punishable by death.
not literally, of course.
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After reading the posts in this thread, I think that stupidity should be a crime punishable by death.
not literally, of course.
You'd make a great lawyer bro. :P
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The overhead in the Mx. Enough said.... Some of that shit is *face palm* *shake my head* sad really.. ahah
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The descriptions on this thread have introduced me to a level of stupidity i once though was a myth...
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http://whatistherundude.wordpress.com/2012/08/23/16-quotes-from-tony-abbott-to-remind-you-why-he-shouldnt-be-prime-minister/
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Year 11 English class girl "Mrs is euthanasia youth in asia???"
me "sigh...... facepalm..."
Year 10 Health, girl "is Australia an island??"
Kill me now please
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Just remembered a good one, my neighbour thought that rhinocerouses were not real animal but boy unicorns.
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Just remembered a good one, my neighbour thought that rhinocerouses were not real animal but boy unicorns.
This is true though.
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Okay, so I just found 2 posts in this thread naming people in full. Keep these quotes ANONYMOUS. It's only funny when they're people who cannot be identified.
It stops being funny when real people are being shamed over this. Let's not be cyberbullies. Keep all these quotes anonymous so that nobody is facing public humiliation.
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"Wait, but being Chinese is a religious choice, right?"
:o
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On the methods school intranet page thing:
"does anyone have the answers to VCAA 2006 exam 1?"
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"Is dyslexia contagious? I think I got it off my boyfriend"
:o
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"Is dyslexia contagious? I think I got it off my boyfriend"
:o
A quick google search (https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Is+dylexia+contageous&oq=Is+dylexia+contageous&sugexp=chrome,mod=17&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) shows it's a common question :P.
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On the methods school intranet page thing:
"does anyone have the answers to VCAA 2006 exam 1?"
lol... just lol
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"turn off the fan bro youre blowing away the wi fi"
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"what's paying by credit mean?"
"what does a triangular prism look like?"
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Girl A: "I'll be be done with maths after the Further exam on Nov 2."
Girl B: "Aren't there two exams for Further?"
Girl A: "Nah, there's only one. I'm a 100% sure."
:(
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One of my friends thanked the labor party for the day off (eg labour day) on facebook.
"No, if i'm on top i cant get pregnant, i think its because of gravity" - Future (unintentional) mother
As a pharmacology major, all the people who think if their medicine works well, if they take double...it'll work twice as well... or if they miss doses they'll just take all that they missed in one shot.
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/katt-williams-yolo.jpg)
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During a SAC or test, my friend would always turn and ask me: "Do we have to rewrite the question?" *facepalm*
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learning about the canopy layer of the rainforest
girl:isn't the canopy a thing you sleep on
rest of class:no thats a hammock !
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My brother asked me whether The Lion King was a real story or not.
*Face palm*
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From Facebook (a serious comment on a mate's status, serious because the next few comments supported this one in an argumentative fashion): "Because I lose an hour of my holidays with Daylight Savings, will I be eligible for SEAS?"
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/facepalm
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From Facebook (a serious comment on a mate's status, serious because the next few comments supported this one in an argumentative fashion): "Because I lose an hour of my holidays with Daylight Savings, will I be eligible for SEAS?"
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/facepalm
LOL I don't think he realises he got an extra hour at the start of the year...
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cousin: "Samsung and HTC bring out all the ideas.... but Apple makes them better"
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"Further is more applied than spesh"
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What happened to Amanda Todd.
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic of those people. Reminds me of "Lord of the Flies."