Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 01:12:20 am
Based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation
Are you an "over orientation" or an "under orientation" person?
Post by: Lasercookie on October 07, 2012, 01:13:13 am
Post by: brenden on October 07, 2012, 01:13:31 am
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 01:15:58 am
Personally I'm an "Over orientation" person
Post by: Hutchoo on October 07, 2012, 01:17:05 am
Over all the wayYou sick, sick man.
Who wipes? :/
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 01:18:34 am
Post by: Lasercookie on October 07, 2012, 01:22:07 am
wut :oOver all the wayYou sick, sick man.
Who wipes? :/
Post by: nerdgasm on October 07, 2012, 01:32:05 am
Post by: Hutchoo on October 07, 2012, 01:37:13 am
I also want a debate on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation#Similar_controversies , Donald Knuth makes an interesting proposition, thoughts?Although Donald Knuth makes an interesting point. We must understand that this delves into Mr.Slut's theorm. By recognising the hyperbolic nature of light, we can understand the quintessence of mankind. First, recognise that the complex conjugate of the toilet roll, r, is
This can all be found in the HutchooXu theorem of wonders - page 69, subsection 99.95.
So here are my thoughts:
- Why doesn't Mr.Knuth consider those who do not have any toilet paper?
- What happens when n, the number of sheets of toilet paper = 0? Does he THEN consider those who do not use toilet paper?
Overall, low blow, pi.
Moderator action: removed real name, sorry for the inconvenience
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 01:45:31 am
Allow me to expand my point of view:
An essay on Toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about how toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation? At first glance, the proposition that toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society (including ATARNotes), there are just not enough blues songs written about the proposition that toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation. The juxtapositioning of "toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation" with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from so called 'un-believers', obviously. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
As reflected in classical mythology, society is complicated. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she borrowed much from the ideology that toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation. Much has been said about the influence of the media on such a proposition. Observers claim it clearly plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Of paramount importance to any study of toilet roll orientation within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees toilet rolls being used in the over orientation, another less evolved person may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to toilet rolls being used in the over orientation. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.
Market Value Of Gold
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Toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation
The statistics make it clear that toilet rolls being used in the over orientation is a major market factor. Obviously the market value of gold, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by the use of the over orientation due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing toilet rolls being used in the over orientation and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing nothing.
We cannot talk of "Toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation" and politics without remembering the words of style icon Kuuipo Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then the case that toilet rolls being used in the over orientation makes a good case for being the icing.
One of the great ironies of this age is that some don't think toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion
In my opinion toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation, and has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It inspires, puts out 'fires', and it brings the best out in people.
I will leave the last word to the famous Demi Malkovitch: 'I demand Toilet rolls should be used in the over orientation, nothing more nothing less.' [3]
[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
Also, on another note, what's the opinion on https://www.msu.edu/~choijay/etiquette.pdf
Post by: FlorianK on October 07, 2012, 01:58:47 am
http://www.pharisaios.info/spit/spit_enews1.htm
Post by: Truck on October 07, 2012, 03:01:25 am
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 03:04:35 am
Copied much?
http://www.pharisaios.info/spit/spit_enews1.htm
No, I utilise the well researched and highly respected "Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model", not the lesser "Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model".
Post by: ShortBlackChick on October 07, 2012, 04:18:11 pm
Post by: thushan on October 07, 2012, 04:31:59 pm
Post by: Stick on October 07, 2012, 04:59:24 pm
Quote
Over
- Paul Burrell, butler to Diana, Princess of Wales: "Of course it should be over. If it were down, it would unravel all over the floor. Royals don't have that problem, because they have sheets of tissue which are fanned out into an attractive display and sit in a box."
Well aren't you special. <_<
Post by: Felicity Wishes on October 07, 2012, 05:29:35 pm
Post by: RTandon on October 07, 2012, 06:03:27 pm
It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Post by: Felicity Wishes on October 07, 2012, 06:05:06 pm
You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
Post by: Hutchoo on October 07, 2012, 06:13:12 pm
Post by: RTandon on October 07, 2012, 06:17:04 pm
You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Post by: thushan on October 07, 2012, 06:23:19 pm
Post by: Thu Thu Train on October 07, 2012, 06:24:41 pm
UNDER OR GTFO.You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 06:34:48 pm
LOL. I don't even know whether I'm over or under. Doesn't register haha.
Go check your toilet role now. It's blatant ignorance like this that makes issues like this such taboos.
UNDER OR GTFO.You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
IS THAT A THREAT?!??!
Post by: charmanderp on October 07, 2012, 06:38:46 pm
GTFO - Get the F**k OverUNDER OR GTFO.You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
Post by: Felicity Wishes on October 07, 2012, 06:40:02 pm
GTFO - Get the F**k Over
But.. I like it under. :'(
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 06:46:08 pm
GTFO - Get the F**k Over
But.. I like it under. :'(
LOL (read that out of context first)
But seriously, why is that the case? Just asking because I'm in the process of planning an article (psychiatric report) on people with your um... problem... :)
Post by: Felicity Wishes on October 07, 2012, 06:49:01 pm
GTFO - Get the F**k Over
But.. I like it under. :'(
LOL (read that out of context first)
But seriously, why is that the case? Just asking because I'm in the process of planning an article (psychiatric report) on people with your um... problem... :)
Easier. Just a preference.
& lol I've read quite a lot of this thread in a dirty frame of mind. :P
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 06:55:35 pm
Thanks :)
Post by: Starlight on October 07, 2012, 07:13:04 pm
You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
Nope!
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 07:19:03 pm
Post by: thushan on October 07, 2012, 07:22:35 pm
This is making a very interesting case series! Don't worry, I;m hoping we'll be able to cure all you guys within the next decade or so :)
Case series? I'm thinking more case-control study...
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 07:30:19 pm
This is making a very interesting case series! Don't worry, I;m hoping we'll be able to cure all you guys within the next decade or so :)
Case series? I'm thinking more case-control study...
Nah, same academic environment of school and gonna go prospective on this, not looking for the statistical power of a case-control (or RCT) but I might get the boys around later to meta analysis this shit. :D
An older part of the thread:
Also, on another note, what's the opinion on https://www.msu.edu/~choijay/etiquette.pdf
Thoughts?
Post by: Starlight on October 07, 2012, 09:09:01 pm
An older part of the thread:Also, on another note, what's the opinion on https://www.msu.edu/~choijay/etiquette.pdf
Thoughts?
I got lost when they started using mathematical formulae.
Post by: charmanderp on October 07, 2012, 09:13:53 pm
Post by: Jenny_2108 on October 07, 2012, 09:19:12 pm
You aren't getting my psych notes.It doesn't bother me to a great extent but I do prefer it under. *ducks*
Our friendship is over >:|
(I love you tho)
Am I the only 'under' person on here?
Nope!
Same here, high5 :D
*jks*
I like both :)
Post by: Felicity Wishes on October 07, 2012, 09:20:27 pm
It's a crime that we can't +1 posts in this thread.
No. It's good because I'd get a whole lot of -1's!!!
Post by: Jenny_2108 on October 07, 2012, 09:23:14 pm
It's a crime that we can't +1 posts in this thread.
No. It's good because I'd get a whole lot of -1's!!!
Dw, if they have respect for this thread, I'll +100 for you
Post by: pi on October 07, 2012, 09:24:12 pm
Post by: BigAl on January 27, 2013, 11:47:17 pm
Clearly you guys arent South-East Asian enough. All you need is a bucket of water and a left hand. Unless you eat with your left hand in which case it'll be your right. Try it one time.+1
In my community, most of the houses have a short hose inside the lid and a valve on the right..we use water for cleaning and toilet paper for drying...much comfortable believe me
Post by: ninwa on January 27, 2013, 11:53:46 pm