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Title: Chem Jokes
Post by: mikehepro on June 15, 2013, 08:18:11 pm
Chemistry Jokes, lets go guys :)

Babe you know why you have 11 protons?
That's because your sodium fine :)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: grannysmith on June 15, 2013, 09:14:13 pm
Sorry, no chem jokes in the mean time... I only post them periodically.
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: clıppy on June 15, 2013, 09:16:00 pm
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist asks for some H2O. The second one asks for some H2O too, then he dies.
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: DetteAmelie on June 16, 2013, 02:37:16 pm
What do we do with chemists when they die?

























































We Barium











lol
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: AbominableMowman on June 16, 2013, 03:28:52 pm
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating...


I was like OMg
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: marcus11 on June 16, 2013, 03:34:28 pm
Do I know any chemistry jokes?





































Na.
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: Daenerys Targaryen on June 16, 2013, 09:30:02 pm
Florine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium!
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: Justin Bieber on June 16, 2013, 09:44:10 pm
What's a knife made out of?

































































Potassium, Nickel and Iron
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: SING on June 17, 2013, 03:52:43 pm
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqR932hcHYfpRndyUHrgaGGt3cAZguaW3pADHJQHFg17iRB7ADRw)

Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: marcus11 on June 17, 2013, 03:58:57 pm
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of drinks. As he is about to leave, he asks the waiter how much he owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: SING on June 17, 2013, 04:15:36 pm
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvX3lq6L4q0cNZ9IsxRO43-2HZ1vrMDv2btF6MIi3lBaYE1Pa-)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: silverpixeli on June 17, 2013, 04:35:05 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma4o4xFnl21qd65txo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: Stevie on June 17, 2013, 04:55:25 pm
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1010967_10151964683403942_536725036_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: clıppy on June 17, 2013, 06:21:52 pm
Quote from: silverpixeli on June 17, 2013, 04:35:05 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma4o4xFnl21qd65txo1_400.jpg)
Gold.

But seriously. If we're not part of the solution, we're part of the precipitate
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: SING on June 17, 2013, 08:16:26 pm
(http://global3.memecdn.com/heard-you-like-chemistry-jokes_o_1052329.jpg)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: Mao on June 18, 2013, 11:09:54 pm
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all of them helium.


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luh6grkhfz1qd45hbo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chem Jokes
Post by: clıppy on October 09, 2013, 07:53:42 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d0b63dab84d1a409a714582c3a13472/tumblr_muddzki1UO1qj758lo1_500.jpg)