Hey everyone, would appreciate your opinions about this piece of creative writing:
Imagine a world where you could converse with inanimate objects
As John walked into the room, he felt extremely self-conscious. He had always been an introvert, and he felt especially shy around walls and chairs. Despite attending numerous lectures about the importance of self-esteem, he often found himself the most victimised member of his classroom, constantly bullied by his pencil case. As he sat down at his trendy oak wood desk, he managed to let out a whisper, “Hi table, what’s your name?” The table, who was an overly extroverted individual, sneered at John, “You may as well get your protective equipment ready now, you are going to be annihilated by my mates at the gym next period.”
John tried his hardest in an attempt to prevent himself from bawling his eyes out, but ultimately his emotions got the better of him, and a trickle of water gushed down his cheek. The four tiles beneath him laughed with satisfaction, “You are ludicrous John, it’s alright baby.” John, who was now in a state of internal fury, felt a sudden wave of conflagration emerge through his body. Testosterone was flowing through his veins, and he felt like he had the gusto and strength of Superman. Standing tall and upright, he lifted his right leg and stomped on one of the tiles with all his might, unleashing all his years of torment and belittlement in one action.
The tile screamed in anguish, “Owwwwww! Let me go you silly human!” John laughed maliciously, as if his anger had completely consumed him. As he lined his leg up against the adjacent tile, the oak wood table screamed in despair, “Do not do it John! He has a chronic crack on his left side, please leave him alone”. John smirked, and his eyes flashed in various shades of crimson red.