Similar to Corrupt a Wish, however, one person does an "unfortunately" statement and the next poster does a "fortunately" statement.SpoilerSuch as:
1st user: Unfortunately I saw a bat
2nd user: Fortunately, it was a baseball bat
and so on
Unfortunately, I bought a chimp instead of a tiger.
Fortunately, the chimp turns out to be a chick magnet.Unfortunately, "chick magnet" refers to the baby chicken kind of chicks.
Unfortunately, "chick magnet" refers to the baby chicken kind of chicks.
Fortunately, I can make a profit out of these baby chickens.Unfortunately, the profit is made entirely out of chocolate.
Unfortunately, the profit is made entirely out of chocolate.
Fortunately, you can barter with that chocolate to something valuable.Unfortunately, you haven't left your house in over 15 years.
Unfortunately, you haven't left your house in over 15 years.
Fortunately, online shopping exists.
Unfortunately, you don't have access to the Internet.Fortunately, there is a homing pigeon I can use.
Fortunately, there is a homing pigeon I can use.
Unfortunately, there are falcons outside your houseFortunately, the falcons are really just holographic
Fortunately, the falcons are really just holographic
Unfortunately, the pigeon doesn't know that, and won't go near them
Fortunately, I realised I had landline and can ask my friends to help me set-up internet without having to leave the house.Unfortunately, all my friends live in the year 3000
Unfortunately, all my friends live in the year 3000
Fortunately, they have a time machines which they can travel to help you set things up.
Unfortunately, the time machine malfunctioned and sent them too far back in time.Fortunately they had the tools to fix the time machine
Fortunately they had the tools to fix the time machine
Unfortunately one of the friends found true love and wanted to stay.
Fortunately, the rest were able to move on and come and help you set everything up.Unfortunately, I ran out of food for them to eat
Unfortunately, I ran out of food for them to eat
Unfortunately, the time machine broke after a test run, sending your starving friends far into a future when the climate of the earth reaches uninhabitable temperatures.Fortunately, the weather wasn't 38 degrees and humid.
Fortunately, the weather wasn't 38 degrees and humid.
Unfortunately it's a hot and dry climate (think dessert type environment).
Fortunately, after a long travel through the desert plains you have discovered an Egyptian hotel - you'll be sleeping in a bed tonight!Unfortunately, that bed is made of brick.
Unfortunately, that bed is made of brick.
Fortunately, you're tried enough to have a comfortable sleep in any sort of bed, even a brick bed.Unfortunately, an owl wakes me up
Unfortunately, an owl wakes me up
Fortunately, that owl made cookies!Unfortunately, the owl's cookies were made of bird seed! :P
Unfortunately, the owl's cookies were made of bird seed! :PFortunately, I reside in an aviary.
Fortunately, I reside in an aviary.Unfortunately, I don't own any other birds :)