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Title: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 06:38:03 pm
CEEEEEEEBS!

Love,

carolynt


Write your VCE love letters  :P
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: samuch on November 15, 2010, 06:40:06 pm
Dear VCE,

you ruined one year of my life

f*** you

love samuch ;)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: JinXi on November 15, 2010, 06:56:00 pm
Dear VCE,

I'll see you again next year......

Cause you failed me  :'(
























LOL JKS OVER MA DEAD BODY.
Regards,
JinXi
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: iNerd on November 15, 2010, 07:04:19 pm
Dear VCE,
I shall begin your work next year and the one thing I ask...
no...
....demand...are proper, unambiguous exams.  :knuppel2:

That is all.

Cheers,
iNerd
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 07:07:50 pm
Dear VCE,

I'll see you again next year......

Cause you failed me  :'(
























LOL JKS OVER MA DEAD BODY.
Regards,
JinXi

HAHAHA so good.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Furbob on November 15, 2010, 07:11:44 pm
Dear VCE,
stop being such a beast and bow down and be a good puppy for me next year :)

-Furbob
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Comma on November 15, 2010, 07:13:54 pm
Dear VCE,

If you screw me over, I'll f*** you up. Understood?

Kind regards,
Comma
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Ghost! on November 15, 2010, 07:18:04 pm
Dear VCE

Watch out, coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: chansthename on November 15, 2010, 09:21:05 pm
Dear VCE,

I love you. You're the best.

Thanks


PS. Expect the hatemail to arrive once I get my results.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: darren94 on November 15, 2010, 10:00:25 pm
Dear VCE,
Next time follow the study design or give us some warning before you fuck us over with your Exams RAPESHEETS.

Yours sincerely, a fellow student you fucked over bigtime :)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: sam.utute on November 15, 2010, 10:12:36 pm
Dear VCE,

I'm so confused right now. Don't know whether I love you or hate you. Something tells me Dec. 13 will help me decide.

Sam

P.S. Watch your back. Chavi is angry at you (see accounting exam thread). :P
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Stojad on November 15, 2010, 10:14:53 pm
Dear VCE,

Get rid of compulsory English/English as a subject in general. It's the biggest waste of time and is a huge burden on the performance of students who otherwise excel at VCE. It really is a bit much to make that subject one of the major contributors to the aggregate.

Also, use calculus in Physics. Most of the people who learn physics have enough grounding in mathematics to learn some basic calculus, too (if they haven't already learnt it in Methods).

Sincerely,

David
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 10:18:59 pm
Dear VCE,

Get rid of compulsory English/English as a subject in general. It's the biggest waste of time and is a huge burden on the performance of students who otherwise excel at VCE. It really is a bit much to make that subject one of the major contributors to the aggregate.

Also, use calculus in Physics. Most of the people who learn physics have enough grounding in mathematics to learn some basic calculus, too (if they haven't already learnt it in Methods).

Sincerely,

David

Ha ha, so nerdy :)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: _henwee on November 15, 2010, 10:20:30 pm
Dear VCE,

We need to talk.
I will always cherish the time that we had together, but I think we should see different people.
It's not you, it's me.
I'm just super busy at the moment.
You can do much better than me, someone that can complete you more successfully than I can, perhaps the class of 2011.

Yours sincerely, Henry.

PS. Can you please hook me up with your friend University?



** Haha I sound so lame **
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Stojad on November 15, 2010, 10:26:10 pm
Ha ha, so nerdy :)

:(
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: luken93 on November 15, 2010, 10:37:42 pm
Dear VCE,

To begin with, you were seemed really nice. You gave me the opportunity to express my true understanding of you, and I thought we were going well together.
And then last week, what do you do? You absolutely dog act me by acting like you didn't know me or my mate Bus Man, and just wrote some shitty text that had no relevance to BM whatsoever, and I didn't even understand it because it was so vague.

As a result, I've decided to stay with you for one more year, because I'm willing to give us another shot.
But I'm warning you
DON'T EVER DOG ME AGAIN OR YOU HEAD IS ON A STAKE!!!

Love ya forever babe
Luke xoxoxo




On a side note, that felt really good, props to ya carolynt :)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Ghost! on November 15, 2010, 10:37:58 pm
Quote
Dear VCE,

I'm so confused right now. Don't know whether I love you or hate you. Something tells me Dec. 13 will help me decide.

Sam

P.S. Watch your back. Chavi is angry at you (see accounting exam thread). Tongue

This is amazing.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: davyp3 on November 15, 2010, 10:48:14 pm
Dear VCE

Watch out, coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree


WIN!
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Studyinghard on November 15, 2010, 10:51:56 pm
Dear VCE,

I'm looking for a job, can I correct papers next year?

Thanks
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: TrueLight on November 15, 2010, 11:07:44 pm
Dear VCE

Watch out, coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree

LOL u got that guys voice in my head now
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: darkphoenix on November 15, 2010, 11:19:13 pm
Dear VCE,

You have been nothing but a pain this year. So i am glad i never have to see or hear from you ever again. You will not be missed. Goodbye.

Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 11:25:12 pm
Ha ha, so nerdy :)

:(

Don't worry - nerds are hot.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 11:27:23 pm
Dear VCE,

To begin with, you were seemed really nice. You gave me the opportunity to express my true understanding of you, and I thought we were going well together.
And then last week, what do you do? You absolutely dog act me by acting like you didn't know me or my mate Bus Man, and just wrote some shitty text that had no relevance to BM whatsoever, and I didn't even understand it because it was so vague.

As a result, I've decided to stay with you for one more year, because I'm willing to give us another shot.
But I'm warning you
DON'T EVER DOG ME AGAIN OR YOU HEAD IS ON A STAKE!!!

Love ya forever babe
Luke xoxoxo




On a side note, that felt really good, props to ya carolynt :)

Ha ha no worries, I loved that rant :)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: saaaaaam on November 15, 2010, 11:29:19 pm
Dear VCE,

I thought we were friends.

No love,
Sam.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: luken93 on November 15, 2010, 11:32:45 pm
Cee Lo Green - F@#$ you (VCE)

I see you every day at school
You're like a bad smell and i'm like,
F@#$ you!
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I guess my studying
just wasn't enough
i'm like,
F@#$ you!
And F@#$ VTAC too!

I said, if i was smarter, i'd still be owned
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a
F@#$ you!
Ooo, ooo, ooo

Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford private tuition,
But that don't mean i can't get a good score.
I guess he's an MHS, and i'm more like VCAL,
But the way you play your game ain't fair.


I pity the fool that trys to conquer you
(oh shit its a white kid)
Well
(just thought you should know kids)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and make another stupid exam!

(chorus)

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to beat ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause beating your ass ain't that easy.

I pity the fool that trys to conquer you
(oh shit its a white kid)
Well
(just thought you should know kids)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and make another stupid exam!

(chorus)

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so
bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"harden the f up"
(f up) yes she did
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

(chorus)


Peace out VCAA
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: lara2707 on November 15, 2010, 11:36:00 pm
HAHA, brilliant luken93!! And this has been bothering me and I know I sound really dumb, but wth does MHS stand for??
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: luken93 on November 15, 2010, 11:37:05 pm
HAHA, brilliant luken93!! And this has been bothering me and I know I sound really dumb, but wth does MHS stand for??
Melbourne High School
Pretty much the best school in Vic haha
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 15, 2010, 11:39:12 pm
HAHA, brilliant luken93!! And this has been bothering me and I know I sound really dumb, but wth does MHS stand for??
Melbourne High School
Pretty much the best school in Vic haha

Are you an MHS kid?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: luken93 on November 15, 2010, 11:58:16 pm
HAHA, brilliant luken93!! And this has been bothering me and I know I sound really dumb, but wth does MHS stand for??
Melbourne High School
Pretty much the best school in Vic haha

Are you an MHS kid?
Nup haha
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 16, 2010, 12:05:14 am
HAHA, brilliant luken93!! And this has been bothering me and I know I sound really dumb, but wth does MHS stand for??
Melbourne High School
Pretty much the best school in Vic haha

Are you an MHS kid?
Nup haha

Wow I would have said - that's the biggest dedication ever. Peninsula to MHS, wow.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: werdna on November 16, 2010, 12:24:26 am
Wow. Those song lyrics are GENIUS.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 16, 2010, 01:04:17 am
Order song here.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Killerkob on November 16, 2010, 08:17:43 pm
I'm gonna knock this thread back in alignment with it's original tracks... (Choo Choo?)

Dear VCE,

I know that in both of our hearts, we felt something yearn for each other.
I thought you were my love, you thought I was another piece of meat to make your little b!tch.
I see now after our two year relationship that you were cheating on me with several thousand other people my age - I'm deeply offended.
Also, in hindsight, I realise how much you stripped away from me of what I truly loved, the things I had to put aside and change for you.
I found there was never any time for me in the relationship, it was always just you, always just taking.

I now see that experience is what one is given, when one does not get what one wants.
This is because even though our relationship was a corrosive one, that ate away at my soul, I still had lessons to attend and lessons to be learned.
I most definitely learned to respect the time I had for myself, to ensure I use it to it's fullest.
So our companionship most definitely brought out growth. It's just that most of it is the sort that needs to be checked out by a doctor.

But society says it's okay, because you did this to all the other thousands of people my age too. So don't worry, I'll pay the medical bills.
I really just wish you had used protection, and not left me with a life changing burden that comes with being f^cked over.

Yours truly,
(Just another one of your now satisfied ephebophilic urges)
Killerkob.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: vexx on November 16, 2010, 09:01:52 pm
Dear VCE

Watch out, coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree

they climbing in yoo windows, trying snatch yo ATAR up, so hide your exams, hide your books and hide your VN accountzzz cos coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree

just a tad adjustment !
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 16, 2010, 09:42:49 pm
I thought you were my love, you thought I was another piece of meat to make your little b!tch.
I see now after our two year relationship that you were cheating on me with several thousand other people my age - I'm deeply offended.

How old is the VCE anyway?

Are we the pedo rapists, or is it?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: stonecold on November 16, 2010, 09:43:57 pm
I thought you were my love, you thought I was another piece of meat to make your little b!tch.
I see now after our two year relationship that you were cheating on me with several thousand other people my age - I'm deeply offended.

How old is the VCE anyway?

Are we the pedo rapists, or is it?

23 years according to this.  :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_Certificate_of_Education
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 16, 2010, 09:45:36 pm
Too bad that works out quite well.. except for the the ones who are like 14-16 taking it on.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Ghost! on November 16, 2010, 09:56:11 pm
Quote
they climbing in yoo windows, trying snatch yo ATAR up, so hide your exams, hide your books and hide your VN accountzzz cos coz dey rapin' errybody outt heree

just a tad adjustment !

Hahahaha yessss Vexxx :D
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Chavi on November 16, 2010, 10:12:23 pm
VCAAs response: to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHpud3QmLzM (Yes, they have actually hired Christine O'Donell to mark National Politics, Australian history, the art of public speaking and witchery)

Im not a witch
I'm nothing you've heard
I'm you, you, you
I'm not a witch, bitch
None of us are perfect
But none of us can be happy with what we see all around us
Students who think spending, trading favours and backroom deals are the ways

To stay in school, stay in school
VCAA always stays in school
I'll go to VTAC and do what you'd do
Doo doo doo doo
I'm VCAA you know
I'm not a student
And not a witch, bitch
I'm VCAA kiddies
I'm you, yoooou
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: werdna on November 16, 2010, 10:20:58 pm
That song was so woeful.

But awesome lyrics!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: mtmiket on November 16, 2010, 10:23:53 pm
Dear VCE

Son of a **** I'm going to kill you. I'm going to finish this meatloaf, drive to your headquarters and shoot you in your face.

Peace :D
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Souljette_93 on November 17, 2010, 10:42:48 am
Dear VCE,

I thought we were friends.

No love,
Sam.

I loved this one.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Kinyo30 on November 17, 2010, 04:14:04 pm
Dear VCE I cheated on EVERY ONE of your exams so F@#$ you HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Dmytro on November 17, 2010, 04:15:03 pm
Dear VCE I cheated on EVERY ONE of your exams so F@#$ you HA!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhahahaa, yeah they cannot stop it. What school do you go to?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Stojad on November 17, 2010, 05:18:50 pm
Dear VCE I cheated on EVERY ONE of your exams so F@#$ you HA!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhahahaa, yeah they cannot stop it. What school do you go to?

...And what's your full name and address? ;)
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: HERculina on November 17, 2010, 06:33:35 pm
Dear VCE,

i WanT tO FaRt oN You.
yOU WaIT TIll nEXt Yr.
ThERe'lL bE aN EXploSiON.

BOOM,
Teevo.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Hellhole on November 17, 2010, 06:51:00 pm
Dear VCE,

we've had good times and bad times...
the good times better outweigh the bad, because I want a good fucking score.
If you rob me of that... well, you'll have caused another suicide.
Despite the fact that I just finished with you, I'll be back next year if you don't give me what I want.
And then my death is almost certainly going to be caused by you.

Mitch.

P.S. I have cookies! Want one? Get me into Melbourne Uni, and I'll bake you a truck load.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on November 17, 2010, 09:44:25 pm
Dear VCE,

i WanT tO FaRt oN You.
yOU WaIT TIll nEXt Yr.
ThERe'lL bE aN EXploSiON.

BOOM,
Teevo.


y0u sh0uld h4v3 d0n3 i7 lyK dI5
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: appianway on November 18, 2010, 11:11:21 am
Dear VCE,

I used to really care about you, but as you've probably realised, I don't anymore. You've made me apathetic, which is due to the fact that I can see that you're not the end of the world. You're not important. Your numbers don't mean anything.

In many ways, you're better than the French BAC system and the American APs and SATs. In many ways, you're not. I appreciate that many people worked long and hard hours to construct your many faces. I do believe that they had to make some compromises; some compromises that have made me very dissatisfied with you. You're too simplistic at times, and you can't differentiate at the upper end. In this respect, I wish you were more like your cousin, the HSC. But I can't change you. You're who you are.

You're nearing your final days. In several years, you will fall into a quiet slumber as your child, the Australian Certificate of Education, takes the reigns. And who knows what will come of that?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: FatnessFirst on November 21, 2010, 08:14:37 pm
Dear VCE,

Get rid of compulsory English/English as a subject in general. It's the biggest waste of time and is a huge burden on the performance of students who otherwise excel at VCE. It really is a bit much to make that subject one of the major contributors to the aggregate.

Also, use calculus in Physics. Most of the people who learn physics have enough grounding in mathematics to learn some basic calculus, too (if they haven't already learnt it in Methods).

Sincerely,

David

I love the cumpolsary English cuz it rapes everybody out there :P.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: stonecold on November 21, 2010, 08:16:37 pm
Yeah, compulsory English stays. 

I had to endure it, so can everyone else.  :P
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: che0106 on November 29, 2010, 01:00:47 am
CEEEEEEEBS!

Love,

carolynt
I love carolynt <3

Write your VCE love letters  :P
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: darren94 on November 29, 2010, 10:35:54 am
dear vce,
<3
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Souljette_93 on November 29, 2010, 10:56:47 am
Dear VCE,


I'm glad that it is over, now I'm ready for the real world.

Forever goodbyes,
Souljette.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Inside Out on November 30, 2010, 09:30:53 pm
Dear VCE,
I love u soooo much,
Without u what would be the point of going to school?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on December 01, 2010, 12:27:08 pm
Dear VCE,
I love u soooo much,
Without u what would be the point of going to school?


HAHAHA your aim in life?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: dyaner on December 02, 2010, 02:07:35 pm
Dear VCE,

I used to really care about you, but as you've probably realised, I don't anymore. You've made me apathetic, which is due to the fact that I can see that you're not the end of the world. You're not important. Your numbers don't mean anything.

In many ways, you're better than the French BAC system and the American APs and SATs. In many ways, you're not. I appreciate that many people worked long and hard hours to construct your many faces. I do believe that they had to make some compromises; some compromises that have made me very dissatisfied with you. You're too simplistic at times, and you can't differentiate at the upper end. In this respect, I wish you were more like your cousin, the HSC. But I can't change you. You're who you are.

You're nearing your final days. In several years, you will fall into a quiet slumber as your child, the Australian Certificate of Education, takes the reigns. And who knows what will come of that?

Love this.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: iNerd on December 02, 2010, 02:14:27 pm
Dear VCE,

I used to really care about you, but as you've probably realised, I don't anymore. You've made me apathetic, which is due to the fact that I can see that you're not the end of the world. You're not important. Your numbers don't mean anything.

In many ways, you're better than the French BAC system and the American APs and SATs. In many ways, you're not. I appreciate that many people worked long and hard hours to construct your many faces. I do believe that they had to make some compromises; some compromises that have made me very dissatisfied with you. You're too simplistic at times, and you can't differentiate at the upper end. In this respect, I wish you were more like your cousin, the HSC. But I can't change you. You're who you are.

You're nearing your final days. In several years, you will fall into a quiet slumber as your child, the Australian Certificate of Education, takes the reigns. And who knows what will come of that?

Love this.

+1. Very elegantly written [ nudge True Tears...English as well as maths can be "elegant" :P ]
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: mandy on December 02, 2010, 02:20:22 pm
Dear VCE,

Firstly, thanks for stressing me the most I've ever been my whole life. Thanks for screwing my sleeping pattern up and thanks for scaring me on so many occasions. Thanks for the celebrations and the let downs. Thanks for the anxiety, fear and terror.
I do miss you a lot though.

Sincerely, Mandy.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: stonecold on December 04, 2010, 07:48:19 pm
Dear VCE,

Our relationship is over.  We are getting a divorce.  I am sick of your unpredictable nature.  I am tired of your devious tricks.  I have had enough of you dominating my life.  You were kind to me last year but I am just not feeling the love anymore.

Sincerely,
stonecold.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: Souljette_93 on December 05, 2010, 01:43:16 pm
Dear VCE,

Our relationship is over.  We are getting a divorce.  I am sick of your unpredictable nature.  I am tired of your devious tricks.  I have had enough of you dominating my life.  You were kind to me last year but I am just not feeling the love anymore.

Sincerely,
stonecold.

lol, when were you even married?
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: stonecold on December 05, 2010, 02:06:35 pm
Dear VCE,

Our relationship is over.  We are getting a divorce.  I am sick of your unpredictable nature.  I am tired of your devious tricks.  I have had enough of you dominating my life.  You were kind to me last year but I am just not feeling the love anymore.

Sincerely,
stonecold.

lol, when were you even married?

Early last year.  I got sucked in with promises of success haha.
Title: Re: Dear VCE,
Post by: carolynt on December 05, 2010, 05:05:59 pm
Vows of success*