Okay but like, OP's argument was that if you had it like this:
So that's:
BREAD
sausage
BREAD
Then that's a sandwich, claims the OP. Two breads, one sausage.
Y'all are saying a sausage isn't a sandwich becuase there's only one piece of bread, but OP is saying "fk u guys" and putting his sausage between two distinct slices of bread.
My contention is that EVEN IF you do put a sausage in between two pieces of bread, it's STILL not a sandwich, because the surface area/width of the sausage hardly constitutes a filling. Like, it's not like if you put a BBQ'd patty in between bread and you've got yourself a rissole sandwich, because a rissole actually takes up a fair chunk of the bread's surface area, but when all you've got is a stupid meat stick and some sauce, it's a downright offence to the nation to go ahead and call it a sandwich.
But even if you did just use a hot-dog bun. It's not a sandwich, because it's a bloody hot dog. Which is definitionally not a sandwich....... because it's a hot dog!
Bro, you're reading it wrong.
A hot dog isn't just a sausage, because, well, that's just a sausage! A hot dog is a sausage in a hot dog bun. So really, the OP was arguing:
BREAD
SAUSAUGE IN HOT DOG BUN
BREAD
And I think we can all agree that that's just a whole lot of carbs.
But definitely a sandwich (just a fkn weird one).
BREAD
SAUSAUGE IN HOT DOG BUN
BREAD
You've literally just invented the most disgusting thing in the entire world.