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VCE Stuff => VCE Science => VCE Mathematics/Science/Technology => VCE Subjects + Help => VCE Chemistry => Topic started by: Martoman on June 05, 2010, 04:43:49 pm
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LOL
So dad spilled wine on the carpet today..... to which i scream CHUCK SALT ON IT!
Wow. Vce chem in action. And it worked :)
Anyone else had similar experience of school actually helping in real life?
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Nope
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I crush up Berocca to increase the surface area :)
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I crush up Berocca to increase the surface area :)
BAHAHHAHA nice
I combust wood to produce heat. ::)
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Nope
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... and a bit of this... :D
(http://image.absoluteastronomy.com/images/encyclopediaimages/b/bi/biosynthesis_of_cocaine.png)
lol
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Lol. Isn't that part of a question from queensland's exam last year?
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Lol. Isn't that part of a question from queensland's exam last year?
sounds about right, lol
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Martoman, what does the salt actually do to the wine?
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I was thinking.... oh it had been open to the air (as the bottle was open before for a while) so it would have oxidized to some extent so that means that there will be acids... so that means I can chuck some salt (which was incidentally NaCl) so then it may neutralize it somewhat.
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I was thinking.... oh it had been open to the air (as the bottle was open before for a while) so it would have oxidized to some extent so that means that there will be acids... so that means I can chuck some salt (which was incidentally NaCl) so then it may neutralize it somewhat.
and since the wine will be a weaker acid there will be a broad endpoint so you should be back salting on it.
(I suck as jokes sorry) it was a back titration reference. ::)
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;) dad goes why are you adding water to it?
"DAD! It has to be aqueous so it ionises haven't you done VCAA 09? solid + solid = lesbian sex, it doesn't work!"
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HAHA what a wrong analogy! :P (solid ain't female, is it? o.o)
Anyway, back to the point, does your carpet stinks now?
PS: Be careful with electrical conductivity in aq ionic compounds xD
well two guys does work. Its like an aqueous and a liquid ( >.< bad bad bad disgusting analogy sorry for this image in peoples heads)
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I do a gravimetric analysis of my cereal every morning to find the salt content.
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Before I go out to the beach, i do a UV-VIS to see how much the sunscreen absorbs of UV.
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Can we go back to the topic of lesbian sex plz.
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AND OVER 9000 NANOGRAMS OF Darmsatadtium!!!
LAWL i have NIGHTMARES of this exam asking us to find some random element like that in a question. Take up half the exam >.<
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lol. determine the number of mole of unobtainium in the sample.
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If they could isolate enough francium, i'd pay top dollar for that. In fact, i may dedicate the latter part of my life in being able to find it ::)
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lol. determine the number of mole of unobtainium in the sample.
Multi choice:
A) 7
B) 22
C) equivalent to avacado constant
D) Unobtainable from the data.
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E) lesbian sex
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... and a bit of this... :D
(http://image.absoluteastronomy.com/images/encyclopediaimages/b/bi/biosynthesis_of_cocaine.png)
lol
LOL
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E) lesbian sex
I'll never live this down :P
Oh and the assessors report:
A: 5% It seems a lot of kids found it quite humourous to select option D.
B: 10% We reiterate, this is not meant to be a joke, this is a proper exam.
C: 90% In future, take heed.
D: 9001%.
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E) lesbian sex
I'll never live this down :P
Oh and the assessors report:
A: 5% It seems a lot of kids found it quite humourous to select option D.
B: 10% We reiterate, this is not meant to be a joke, this is a proper exam.
C: 90% In future, take heed.
D: 9001%.
LOLOLOL Martoman ur hilarious xD
she is isnt she
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:smitten:
you guys........
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solid + solid = lesbian sex, it doesn't work!"
I resent you saying that ;)
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Caesium in water, you will not be disappointed.
Awesome!
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I am so tempted to write this as an explanation for a volumetric analysis error question:
"Stupid people should not be left in charge of filling burettes, pipettes and conical flasks. This would ensure a correct result."
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Or even better..."People that have zero coordination"