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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #645 on: June 11, 2012, 01:40:55 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #646 on: June 11, 2012, 04:17:35 pm »
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« Reply #647 on: June 11, 2012, 05:33:08 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #648 on: June 11, 2012, 06:25:58 pm »
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These are the sorts of things they should be teaching in maths these days.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #649 on: June 11, 2012, 07:22:03 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #650 on: June 11, 2012, 09:00:07 pm »
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^ That azn kid is mafia man
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #651 on: June 11, 2012, 09:49:23 pm »
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mine was 'the joy of anal sex with a goat'
spot on i must say
You're going to get 'the joy of anal sex with a goat' regardless of what number you pick.
Wrong, they never specified the number between 1-9 has to be an integer, thus I picked

I got , I could not comprehend the definition of "add the 2 digits together" as the number I got was irrational, hence my favorite movie is UNDEFINED.



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #652 on: June 11, 2012, 09:50:20 pm »
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mine was 'the joy of anal sex with a goat'
spot on i must say
You're going to get 'the joy of anal sex with a goat' regardless of what number you pick.
Wrong, they never specified the number between 1-9 has to be an integer, thus I picked

I got , I could not comprehend the definition of "add the 2 digits together" as the number I got was irrational, hence my favorite movie is UNDEFINED.


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post of the year right there

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #653 on: June 11, 2012, 09:50:58 pm »
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« Reply #654 on: June 11, 2012, 09:51:36 pm »
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cant wait until the movie comes out, although i dont think ill live that long ;)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #655 on: June 11, 2012, 11:10:24 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #656 on: June 12, 2012, 11:08:10 am »
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mine was 'the joy of anal sex with a goat'
spot on i must say

I chose a decimal and still got 9. Fail. =_=
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #657 on: June 12, 2012, 12:34:19 pm »
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mine was 'the joy of anal sex with a goat'
spot on i must say

I chose a decimal and still got 9. Fail. =_=
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #658 on: June 12, 2012, 01:11:31 pm »
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I'm also a Methods and Specialist student! :P But yeah, I felt so stupid. Damn you, 1.5 :@
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #659 on: June 12, 2012, 05:05:38 pm »
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