I especially love the two JMSS kids I saw one fine Friday afternoon in Septemeber, canoodling in the main lift hallway, on the top level (lvl 8.) Thought I was listening to 2 people getting it on in a lift, turned around and saw a girl in JMSS uniform sitting in a a JMSS dudes lap facing him. Managed to yell 'get a room' as I got on the lift.
In a similar note, another fine Friday, this time during Mid-Sem break, I had gotten to uni at 5 and parked outside Alexander theatre to hear a car somewhere in my vicinity that had its engine on. The person I was with had parked after that car, as in closer to Wello, (whilst I was parked near the pedestrian crossing, so car in question was parked in between us, in the midst of other cars) told me that there were two people having sex in the car. Upon closer examination, A hairy back turned its torso towards me to see who was walking by and peering obtrusively into his car, whilst his female companion covered her face with a shocked look on her face for being caught in the act. 15 minutes later I walked past again, only to hear an empty, turned off car. However 2 people, who in hindsight I realise I know, we making out in the front seats of their car, just a mere row behind the original scene of debauchery. Were they the culprits of the first act of indecency? I dont know. Only god knows. An hour later I walked past the crime scene only to see fogged up windows. Bits and pieces clicked into place. I realised why they had left the car turned on during the initial act- to stop the windows from fogging up. It may have sound out of place and incredibly stupid due to the attention drawing aspect of it at first, but the actors had an intelligent reason for leaving their car on during the act. That may have been the only resemblence of intelligence such people possessed, in examining the fact these dumbfucks were having sex in the middle of a busy carpark, which also became busy as a result of a performance held that night.
Nonetheless, with a hint of moral high ground, I left the following note.
EDIT: I seemed to have missed the point I was getting at in this post. Monash people are horny people. RE: #astragate #bringbackjonohain #downstairshargscurrylovegate #onroofcampuscentre?gate #musicroomgate #friendhadsexwithbfinH3lecturetheatreinGfloorMenzies
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