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Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« on: November 09, 2008, 07:00:20 pm »
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Another Tasmania Jones question to answer :P.

He's been doing a lot of things over the years, from training for the Olympics to retrieving diamonds in insect infested caves. Who knows whats going to be in store tomorrow, does anyone have any ideas? :P
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 07:05:03 pm »
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Someone go back in time and reduce the amplitude of the graph in the Tasmania Jones question last year so that he gets eaten by those poisonous man-eating insects...meaning we don't have to do another one tmrw :] No but seriously, he better die this year.
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 07:09:10 pm »
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Tasmanian Jones Junior! To fulfill the legacy ~
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 07:11:23 pm »
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Lau(in)ceston Jones?
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 07:12:16 pm »
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Unfortunatley I don't think he will die...

VCAA love him too much. I have a feeling he'll be doing something less dangerous this year...
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 07:12:45 pm »
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Maybe he has a wife called Victoria Jones and they could involve her somehow.....haha I think I'll stop there
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 07:17:25 pm »
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Tasmania Jones ruined my Methods score.

Perhaps a question involving students 'ridding' him. What should the diameter of his grave be? Something like that.
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 07:31:00 pm »
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I'll pick it up from there rupert.

After a long and hard journey around the world, Tasmania Jones starts to crave for his wife Victoria Jones.

So, Tasmania books a flight back home to see his wife again for sex.

Unfortunately, Tasmania's lack of sex has let him down and he is only able to last for a very limited time. Thus, his wife has threatened to leave him if he doesn't improve.

His duration can be modelled by the following formula: <formula here> where < indenpendant variable here> stands for <measurement here> and <variable here> stands for <measurement 2 here>

Victoria Jones clearly states that he should last at least for 15 mins otherwise he sees the divorce papers on Monday.

Solve for <independant variable here> which tells Tasmania Jones how many hours of practice he needs so that he is able to last for at least 15 mins.

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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 07:40:37 pm »
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But then he fails and his wife divorces him and he goes and hangs himself. HURRAH NO MORE TASMANIA JONES.
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 07:58:30 pm »
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nah droodles, that scenario would be a projectile motion question in specialist, not methods ;)
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 08:13:01 pm »
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How about find the period of Jones' gyrations LOL. Find the point where he 'intersects' Mrs. Jones. Okay.. sorry too far...
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2008, 08:59:49 pm »
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lmao.
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Re: Another Year, another methods exam 2, you know what this means.......
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2008, 09:41:19 pm »
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aw. i thought tasmania jones was some kind of awesome person who didn't need sex.
obviously you guys shattered me. (not like shat on)
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 09:45:18 pm »
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Quote from: sxcalexc on November 09, 2008, 08:13:01 pm
How about find the period of Jones' gyrations LOL. Find the point where he 'intersects' Mrs. Jones. Okay.. sorry too far...

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