Corrupt a wish

[lm21074]

I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)

[sweetiepi]

I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)

You don't procrastinate, but the morning the assignment is due, your dog eats it

I wish I had more dresses

[Potatohater]

I hope that doesn't happen!

You know the perfect uni to pick, but you can't go there.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated so much on my assignments (because now they're overdue!)

This was actually too true

You don't procrastinate, but the morning the assignment is due, your dog eats it

I wish I had more dresses

You have more dresses, so many in fact that they don't fit in your wardrobe. They spill out onto the floor creating such a clutter that you are pretty much drowning in dresses and can't get out anywhere, not even the kitchen, so you starve.

I wish I had a sandwhich to eat right now

[RuiAce]

Your sandwich is full of ingredients you hate

I wish I could survive without breathing

[sweetiepi]

Your sandwich is full of ingredients you hate

I wish I could survive without breathing

You survive without breathing, but you're a fish

I wish I could swim

[RuiAce]

You lose the ability to move on land in exchange for it

I wish my eyesight was better

[sweetiepi]

You lose the ability to move on land in exchange for it

I wish my eyesight was better

Your eyesight improves, however everyone else goes blind

I wish I had l chocolate

[RuiAce]

It melts entirely over your hand

I wish I wouldn't feel so anxious for no good reason O.o

[Potatohater]

You now don't feel anxious for no reason because now there is a reason. An unsolvable reason that is everlasting. You can never stop being anxious.

I wish I could stay home tomorrow

[PhoenixxFire]

You can stay home today, and tomorrow and the next day. You are in a coma and will never wake up.

I wish there wasn't a fly buzzing around my room.

[Potatohater]

There isn't a fly in your room, instead there is a mosquito, at it is carrying malaria.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish

[sweetiepi]

There isn't a fly in your room, instead there is a mosquito, at it is carrying malaria.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish

That incorruptible wish is your only wish

I wish that I had neat fingernails

[RuiAce]

They're neat because they're completely rigid and frozen and now nail polish or anything doesn't go on.

(A bit weird of a corruption this time but for some reason it was the first thing I could think of)

I wish I had more stamina

[sweetiepi]

They're neat because they're completely rigid and frozen and now nail polish or anything doesn't go on.

(A bit weird of a corruption this time but for some reason it was the first thing I could think of)

I wish I had more stamina

You have more stamina, but you don't have the stamina to do the things you need to do.

I wish I had some mac and cheese right now.

[RuiAce]

It rots upon contact with anything

I wish my car didn't need to be serviced