Corrupt a wish

[Bell9565]

I wish I could sleep rn.

You can sleep but once you fall asleep the whole time you're having horrific nightmares

I wish this year and exams were already over

[sweetiepi]

You can sleep but once you fall asleep the whole time you're having horrific nightmares

I wish this year and exams were already over

Done. However you also are very tired from the lack of sleep over the past year.

I wish I had food rn.

[DBA-144]

You have a lot of food now, but you cant stop eating.

I wish the weekend was 3 days. Friday through Sunday

[sweetiepi]

You have a lot of food now, but you cant stop eating.

I wish the weekend was 3 days. Friday through Sunday

Done. But there's more homework.

I wish this train didn't take as long as it does to get to my station.

[Poet]

Done. But there's more homework.

I wish this train didn't take as long as it does to get to my station.

Your train reaches the station, but breaks down soon thereafter.

I wish I was allowed to use the phrase "mitochondrion are the powerhouses of the cell" in my final exam.

[Birb]

Your train reaches the station, but breaks down soon thereafter.

I wish I was allowed to use the phrase "mitochondrion are the powerhouses of the cell" in my final exam.

You can, but it is the only thing that you can write.

I wish that Hogwarts was real.

[sweetiepi]

You can, but it is the only thing that you can write.

I wish that Hogwarts was real.

Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.

I wish I could find my waterbottle

[Birb]

Done. However, you're he-who-shall-not-be-named's latest horcrux.

I wish I could find my waterbottle

Granted. However, that is the world's remaining supply of water.

I wish that I could create the plot for a Disney movie.

[sweetiepi]

Granted. However, that is the world's remaining supply of water.

I wish that I could create the plot for a Disney movie.

Done. But it's for a horror movie.

I wish that the microwave wasn't so far away.

[lm21074]

Done, but the microwave contains a lot of radioactive iodine.

I wish Melbourne has better weather.

[sweetiepi]

Done, but the microwave contains a lot of radioactive iodine.

I wish Melbourne has better weather.

Done. But the government controls it.

I wish this table was further away from the ping pong table.

[Poet]

Granted, but it's closer to the water slide.

I wish I wouldn't get so emotional during movies.

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but it's closer to the water slide.

I wish I wouldn't get so emotional during movies.

Wish granted, however you don't find any movie funny.

I wish it wasn't so cold in this games room I'm in rn.

[Poet]

Granted, but now the room's on fire.

I wish I could touch type properly.

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but now the room's on fire.

I wish I could touch type properly.

Sure thing. Buttttttttttt you can type in an ancient language noone else knows.

I wish I had a can of softdrink rn