Corrupt a wish

[Tadd12345]

Done, but you're always prone to injury

I wish I could swim

Done,
but every time you swim you accidentally relax your ass muscles, causing you to create a long stream of shit behind you.
I wish I was 80kg of muscle.

[You dont know me]

Done,
but every time you swim you accidentally relax your ass muscles, causing you to create a long stream of shit behind you.
I wish I was 80kg of muscle.

Sure you can be 80kg of pure muscle, but over time the muscle turns into fat and you eventually way OVER 9000kg (please tell me someone gets that reference).

I wish I could catch up on all the anime I am currently watching.

[Owlbird83]

Done, you catch up on all the episodes, but the producers of the amimes decide to cancel the shows, so no more episodes are made ever of the shows you are currently watching.

I wish I could travel around the world for free.

[You dont know me]

Done, you catch up on all the episodes, but the producers of the amimes decide to cancel the shows, so no more episodes are made ever of the shows you are currently watching.

I wish I could travel around the world for free.

Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.

I wish i could have endless money

[Tadd12345]

Done, you can travel around the world for free, although to get from one place to another you have to take an old boat that takes 3 weeks to get there.

I wish i could have endless money

Sure,
But all of your money is in the form of 5 cents in a small old fashioned purse. Also, you can't depost this 5 cent in a coin machine to get notes.

I wish I had the ability to quit procrastinating

[Owlbird83]

Sure,
But all of your money is in the form of 5 cents in a small old fashioned purse. Also, you can't depost this 5 cent in a coin machine to get notes.

I wish I had the ability to quit procrastinating

Haha same!
Done, but you no longer feel like doing anything other than studying. Every waking hour is spent studying and you lose your social life and become isolated from your friends and family. You refuse to eat meals without your textbooks. Your dreams are filled with essays and maths equations.

I wish I had super hearing and could hear anything in a 100m radius.

[lucimatics]

Sure, but you can't disable it, indeed, you will won't be able to concentrate at all.

I wish I could visit the Moon.

[BrittyG]

Sure, but you can't disable it, indeed, you will won't be able to concentrate at all.

I wish I could visit the Moon.

Granted, but you're stuck there and can't travel back to earth

I wish I could ace all my exams

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but you're stuck there and can't travel back to earth

I wish I could ace all my exams

Granted, but you use up all your pens!

I wish my bed would make itself

[S200]

I wish my bed would make itself

Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.

I wish Soccerooos were still in the World Cup.

[Poet]

Done. But it also short sheets itself automatically.

I wish Soccerooos were still in the World Cup.

They are, but then they get found out for ball tampering.

I wish I wasn't out of snow peas.

[Owlbird83]

You have an unlimited supply of snow peas, but that's all you can eat for the rest of the year.

I wish I could understand every language.

[sweetiepi]

You have an unlimited supply of snow peas, but that's all you can eat for the rest of the year.

I wish I could understand every language.

Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.

I wish I wasn't so tired

[lm21074]

Done, but everyone else is mute and can't communicate with you.

I wish I wasn't so tired

You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.

I wish there was a Biomed/Arts degree.

[sweetiepi]

You aren't tired, rather you're full of energy and you can't use it.

I wish there was a Biomed/Arts degree.

Done. But there are limited subjects you can take.

I wish my feet weren't cold rn.