Corrupt a wish

[Poet]

You do but they all have holes in them

I wish my lettuce and coriander that I am growing would grow to full size overnight

It does, but then they rot before you can get to them!

I wish I enjoyed essay writing -_-

[fun_jirachi]

You do, but all your essays are absolute garbage
I wish English wasn't compulsory

[Calebark]

I wish English wasn't compulsory

Compulsory has been replaced by compulsory Icelandic

I wish I could play the violin flawlessly

[Poet]

I wish I could play the violin flawlessly

Sure, at the small expense of your legs and left eyeball.

I wish I had a pet baby chameleon

[fun_jirachi]

yeah but it changes colour to reflect what's directly behind it, so you can never find it, ever
i wish i could win every bet i placed

[sweetiepi]

yeah but it changes colour to reflect what's directly behind it, so you can never find it, ever
i wish i could win every bet i placed

Done. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways

I wish I could fly

[fun_jirachi]

Done. But you lose a heap of money in the process anyways

I wish I could fly

you can, but that ability lasts for only seconds at a time, and you nosedive into the ground every few seconds
i wish i could eat everything without it tasting bad or having bad side effects

[Poet]

you can, but that ability lasts for only seconds at a time, and you nosedive into the ground every few seconds
i wish i could eat everything without it tasting bad or having bad side effects

Done, but in order to get your wish you have to travel to the East to find a magic genie, who will only grant your wish if you trade the love of your life.

I wish I had a baby to cuddle right now (don’t judge I’m in that mom mood)

[Jordan3650]

done but the baby bites you every time you touch him/her.

i wish i could drive any car i wanted

[billy.ohlmeyer]

done but it is limited to a speed of 10 km/h
wish manly could win without cheating in any way

[Jordan3650]

wish manly could win without cheating in any way

kind of impossible but, done but all players get injured

wish i could skip the hsc and start work

[Fergus6748]

kind of impossible but, done but all players get injured

wish i could skip the hsc and start work

Done, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your life

I wish it was harder to procrastinate. Aha

[sweetiepi]

Done, but you are stuck in the worst job imaginable for the rest of your life

I wish it was harder to procrastinate. Aha

Done. But you become a workaholic, and you don't have time for anything fun.

I wish I didn't sleep so late last night! :')

[Jordan3650]

done but you get stuck in the past
i wish i had the best house money could buy

[technodisney]

i wish i had the best house money could buy

Wish granted, but it burns down only a few hours after you move in...

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Lego