Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

You do, but it's not a chocolate cheesecake and now you're sad

I wish I was in bed rn

[tomatosauce]

Nooooooo... i love most cheesecakes
You are, but you can't sleep because you are worried about uni!

I wish my computer wasn't broken... because the bill 2 get it fixed is gonna bust my bank!

[sweetiepi]

(Nooo )
It's fixed, but the people fixed it changed the language to some ancient language noone knows how to translate it.

I wish I had food rn

[tomatosauce]

ugh... why do i do this?? 
you do, but it's moldy and disgusting an makes you sick!

wish i had motivation to do my work

[Owlbird83]

You are extremely motivated and start it but then you realize that you can't do it because you don't know how.

I wish I had a pet duck

[technodisney]

You do, except it is a giant duck and squashes your house.

I wish I wasn't so tired and I could concentrate

[tomatosauce]

you aren't tired, and your concentration is excellent - on all the wrong things... your brain will only concentrate on the things that aren't important!

I wish some jerk of a guy hadn't scammed me and I had that $900 to spend on things I need instead of being bankrupt

[headsup]

You were never scammed and still have $900 to spend on things that you need. However, the scammer still lurks in the background, tricking your brain to believe that the things you 'need' are things that he sells!

I wish that I had the time of this year over again but had still learnt all the content so I have a lot more time to study and revise that I need to know.

[Fergus6748]

You fail your current year and have to repeat with the current year 11s

I wish I had telepathy

[Poet]

Granted, but you can’t switch it off or choose whose thoughts to listen to

I wish the VTAC applications were a little less nerve-wracking haha

[Owlbird83]

Doing the applications is a really simple, calming activity, but but takes ages and ages to complete.

I wish all trees grew fruit.

[tomatosauce]

All trees grow fruit, but many of these fruits are poisonous - and you have no way of knowing which are and which aren't!

I wish I was a foot taller!

[Owlbird83]

You get taller, but everyone on earth gets taller by the same amount so you are still the same relative to others.

I wish I could say my Japanese speech without getting nervous and forgetting it.

[sweetiepi]

Done, but it's the only thing you can say without stuffing up

I wish my sore throat would bugger off

[Fergus6748]

Done, but it's the only thing you can say without stuffing up

I wish my sore throat would bugger off

It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away

I wish I could read multiple forum pages at once to keep up with the mountain of posts