Corrupt a wish

[Owlbird83]

You are unable to procrastinate, ever again. However, this means that you are also unable to enter the Forum Games section of ATARNotes (ever) as there is always something more that could be done. You become exhausted from never having downtime.

I wish that I could wake up later but still get to school on time.

You are able to wake up 1 second before school starts and are immediately teleported from your bed into your classroom. You have no time to eat breakfast, brush your teeth or do your hair or wash your face. You are also in your pajamas.

I wish I had practiced clarinet on the holidays.

[blueycan]

I wish I had practiced clarinet on the holidays.

You time-travel back to the start of the holidays and spend the two weeks playing. However, when you get to the initial day you traveled backwards in time, you loop back to the start of the holidays. This process never ends. Ever.

I wish I could go for as many holidays as I wanted

[Loren_T]

You get rich and are able to go for as many holidays as you want easily. But you are cursed with sea and motion sickness and you fear plane flights so you can't travel much. Your holidays are  mostly spent photoshopping yourself into photos of places around the world and uploading them to social media
I wish that my teachers would let me chose the sac dates...

[blueycan]

I wish that my teachers would let me chose the sac dates...

You choose the SAC dates that suit you, but the rest of your cohort feels this is totally unfair, and proceed to protest against you, creating a petition to get you kicked out of the school. They succeed.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

[Owlbird83]

You choose the SAC dates that suit you, but the rest of your cohort feels this is totally unfair, and proceed to protest against you, creating a petition to get you kicked out of the school. They succeed.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

You don't need to sleep ever, but when the sun sets, you transform painfully into a werewolf and run around outside howling, then you transform back into an human in an unknown location covered in mud when the sun rises, every morning.

I wish I had a device that would tell me my life statistics (like things like the average amount of words said every day, or total number of sneezes, or the total length of fingernail growth ever).

[blueycan]

I wish I had a device that would tell me my life statistics (like things like the average amount of words said every day, or total number of sneezes, or the total length of fingernail growth ever).

You have a ticking counter engraved into your arm. Every time you say a word, you hear the tick. Every time you blink, tick. Sneeze, tick. Breathe, tick. Tick, tick, tick. You go insane.

I wish I could adopt all the cats ever (:

[Owlbird83]

You have a ticking counter engraved into your arm. Every time you say a word, you hear the tick. Every time you blink, tick. Sneeze, tick. Breathe, tick. Tick, tick, tick. You go insane.

I wish I could adopt all the cats ever (:

Every single cat in the world is transported in a 50m radius of you. Cats are everywhere. People are freaking out. You realise 'cats' included lions, tigers, leopards, and other large cats. Things don't go so well. Cats get hungry. Cats want you to feed them. Cats fight. You can't feed all of them. Cats get eaten, especially the small fluffy ones. Cats take over ...

I wish books that I were browsing through gave me an accurate, immediate percentage on how much I will enjoy the book when I simply looked at the spine/cover.

[DrDusk]

Every single cat in the world is transported in a 50m radius of you. Cats are everywhere. People are freaking out. You realise 'cats' included lions, tigers, leopards, and other large cats. Things don't go so well. Cats get hungry. Cats want you to feed them. Cats fight. You can't feed all of them. Cats get eaten, especially the small fluffy ones. Cats take over ...

I wish books that I were browsing through gave me an accurate, immediate percentage on how much I will enjoy the book when I simply looked at the spine/cover.

Every book you browse through gives you a 100% accurate representation of how much you would like it if you were to read it, but any book you open to read will always be written in a language you don't know. Meaning you'll have to google translate every word.

I wish I could have Sir Richard Feynman as my Lecturer.

[kjistsehrtot]

I wish I could have Sir Richard Feynman as my Lecturer.

done. except he's constantly drunk and high and cries whenever he attempts to teach

i wish someone would stop corrupting others wishes

[caffinatedloz]

your wish is granted. everyone always gets exactly what they wish for, no matter the effect it has on others.

i wish that climate change would be reversed

[SlowandSteady]

i wish that climate change would be reversed

Climate change begins to reverse at an alarming rate, plunging the Earth into its next ice age and successfully wiping out humanity.

I wish that chocolate was healthy

[blueycan]

I wish that chocolate was healthy

Chocolate is now healthy, but you can't eat it ):

I wish tea didn't stain teeth

[kjistsehrtot]

I wish tea didn't stain teeth

done. tea now does not stain animal teeth.

i wish my mum would let me have acrylic nails

[blueycan]

i wish my mum would let me have acrylic nails

you are allowed to have acrylic nails but you cannot decide the length. they are 4 metres long. you can't do anything about it.

I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in Melb rn.

[AngelWings]

I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in Melb rn.

Your wish is granted, but instead it’s 45^oC each day and humid.

I wish I was able to read any book (regardless of length) within 15 minutes.