Forum rap battle

[Robert243]

So were going to have a forum rap battle . The first person to post after me starts us off .

Rules :
*No offensive comments directly offending other users
*Try not to Write to many bad words
*At least one word has to rhyme
*You can have as many lines as you want

[PB]

AN is the place where we come for rap battles,
but nothing can stand in the way of The Beatles!

[Robert243]

The Beatles are to rap
As thrift shop is to hip hop

[PB]

Me thinks you have a mental block,
becus the Beatles are the king of Rock!

[Robert243]

Alright ... Alright
I know you think your so hot
Question is can you sing like a robot

[PB]

Sings: "Domo Aligatoo Missteer Roboto....Domo"
Want me to do it in slowmo?

[drake]

this world reminds me of when they tried to have ali enlisted
if i ever wasn't the greatest man, i must have missed itttttt


lol...jokes

[Robert243]

this world reminds me of when they tried to have ali enlisted
if i ever wasn't the greatest man, i must have missed itttttt


lol...jokes

Yo when this guy raps he thinks his the best rapper today
but who are we kidding , i"m the white doctor dre .

[RKTR]

How do you even dare
To say
That you're the white dr dre
When there's only a few people here

[CH3ezEC4KE]

Look just have no fear,
Atar notes writes itself,
Commenters, contributors, all the distributors,
Besides themselves,
We are a team, one that stands above all else

[brenden]

People, please... pay attention in English:
It'll improve your flow.
Then you can serve a dish of rhymes
And just scream " K.O"

Or maybe you just need some tips on expression?
Ask a tutor nicely for a free first lesson

These here are what we like to call rhyming couplets
They're cute and nifty, just like tiny Hamlets

You have to put the same syllables in each line
Then you just sit and watch as people say "that's fine!"

Don't be trippin' though, just make sure your rhyme in pairs
Oh and one last thing - don't forget the "they're, their, theres!"

[CH3ezEC4KE]

While the study of English is completely legit,
Please recognise no one outside actually gives a shit
Technology, phones and other devices,
I don't need no vocabulary license,
To spread the word of this vce stuff,
We have a forum and that's quite enough

[grannysmith]

Hey hang on.
Please, cook my chicken to perfection.
'Cos there's only so much of a selection,
Yet I have to add it to my recipe collection

[CH3ezEC4KE]

Wth are you supposed to be lecturin,
The colonels KFC is the only connection,
To which we students eat to get over rejection
And failure, familiar behaviour in this sec-tion of australia

[drake]

all your raps need a different approach
cause i'm here looking at you as if you're sniffing coke
it's not funny anymore, try different jokes
come and kiss my ass, x and o

lol