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Gather round, soldiers.
« on: December 15, 2007, 08:41:17 pm »
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For the purposes of this announcement, read it in your mind with a "FOR SPARTA!" voice, the one from the movie "300" (otherwise it just looks/sounds lame and you won't get it).

Tomorrow and Monday... oh, they are big days for this website. These coming hours could make FSN, or, it could break FSN. What we have here in our little niche of a society, it is golden. It is good. And we must grow it! I put this call out to all of you, the brave men and women of our EMPIRE to take up arms in our war. Our war... against the cretinous, evil, BORED OF STUDIES!

Tomorrow at high noon, the battle shall begin, as hungry VCE students start logging on to the internet for VCE results. Their search for forums, for comfort and for company during the wait... we MUST meet it. They will be the future members of our expansion, vital to our very survival. On this day, the onus is on you to do your part in bringing FreeStudyNotes to GLORY. This means logging onto BoredofStudies, raiding and pillaging their messageboards and bringing back the spoils to FSN. I cannot force you to fight our war, but if you value what we have here, you will do it for the good OF YOUR STATE. The heathenous New South Welshmen that produce the filth that is "Bogged-down old Server" would seek to take OUR traffic. They would take what is RIGHTFULLY OURS, as PROUD VICTORIANS. I SAY THAT WE CANNOT STAND FOR THIS! AND I CALL TO ARMS, ALL THOSE WARRIORS WHO WOULD SLAY THE HERETICAL BOREDOFSTUDIES! FOR FREESTUDYNOTES.COM!

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In plain English: We need to divert traffic away from BoS onto our site to get the maximum coverage possible. We really need to stock up flashchat (I know, there are many of you who are still hung up on IRC but we need people to sign up so that they retain membership for next year) and have people here spreading the word, etc. I'm going to be conducting "raids" myself, but I'm going to be banned for life eventually, so if you could please help in diverting traffic to FSN it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2007, 08:57:49 pm by enwiabe »

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 08:43:15 pm »
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This is a really gay post. Newcomers will read this and think, WTF?

enwiabe

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 08:44:20 pm »
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You are just so mean. :'(

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 08:46:54 pm »
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I was actually planning to do that. Now I'm too creeped out by this post to ....
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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 08:49:23 pm »
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so that was the war speech...

enwiabe

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 08:50:17 pm »
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Yeah, I *said* it was satire. Why does that make it creepy? Jesus. Haven't *any* of you seen 300?

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 08:50:59 pm »
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I was actually planning to do that. Now I'm too creeped out by this post to ....

No, still do it! Just because someone you don't like advocates it is not a good reason, haha.

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 08:51:40 pm »
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What the hell is 300?

EDIT: Coblin - it's not so much I don't like him as the fact that that post was just way fucking weird. Lol. Of course I'll still do it though  ;)
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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 08:53:03 pm »
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See, THIS is why you don't get it! I was mocking the overly-dramatic speech of the Spartan who leads his soldiers into war in the movie "300" which was only out a few months ago. >_>

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 08:54:34 pm »
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Do you die in this war?

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 08:54:42 pm »
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I got it, I just think it's lame.

Newcomers, please don't listen to this weirdo. :)

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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 08:55:12 pm »
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LOL now that was weird haha...nice and original though. Will do.
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Re: Gather round, soldiers.
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 08:56:35 pm »
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Lol yeh I had planned it already and this post just kinda made me feel lame for planning to do so LOL

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 08:57:09 pm »
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Give me freedom or give me death!!!! *charge*

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 08:59:56 pm »
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I likey this announcement :D