Year 10 French Homework = Write an essay in French.
Write essay in English --> Put in Google Translate --> Put on paper.
Makes a fuckton of mistakes --> Still pass --> Win.
Year 10 Chinese Homework = Write a story in Chinese.
'One day <insert name> had a party. She/he invited Mary, Jack, David, Xiaoyun <insert about 20 names>, and her mum's brother's daughter.
They ate pizza, pasta, bread, milk, cheese, apples, sandwiches, oranges, mushrooms, cakes < insert every single food you can find in the textbook/dictionary>, penguin meat, bears and icecream.
They played basketball, football <insert every sport on the face of the earth> lacrosse, chess and video games.
Everyone was very happy. It was very fun! <Insert another sentence or two which includes the word 'very' to 1. Boost word count 2. EMPHASISE HOW AWESOME THE PARTY WAS in the hope that teacher will be blinded>
What a very wonderful day!'
WIN.