Most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[xdecay]

Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.

Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.

hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.

^^^^ xdecay is the reason i stopped eating subway. o.O haven't eaten it since the AN meet last year.

hahaa i'm sorry! :| but subway doesn't deserve to be eaten by you. especially because you're vegetarian! ugh, cross-contamination = everyday occurrence.

[s.ay]

Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.

Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.

hahaha this reminds me. some dude ordered a ham and turkey sub but i didn't think of alternating the meat slices. so it ended up that the first half of the sandwich was ham and the second half of the sandwich was turkey. i didn't even realize this was wrong until one day i witnessed a friend ordering the same sub (this was after i've stopped working) and thought 'oh shit i should've done that'.

hahaha don't worry, I spent my entire employment life there asking each person who ordered the pizza sub whether they would like that with pizza sauce.

[nacho]

I was about to dota at 3am in the morning

...then my asian dad walks in

and my maths books were nowhere to be seen

you have to think a few steps ahead,
i always kept some thread from the spesh board open with a crap load of latex. (don't even do spesh)
<hears footsteps> Alt-tab immediately, scroll up and down

[taiga]

"You're in 3rd year university, why are you doing high school maths?"

[jane1234]

Back in the subway days, I once made a chicken fillet footlong for this one guy. All was going great, asked all the appropriate questions, wrapped it up, collected money etc.
He came back five minutes later, asking why his chicken fillet sub was chicken fillet-less.
It was just chilling in the microwave, where I had neglected it.
oops.

Just one of the many glorious moments that characterise my existence.

Reminds me of when I first started working and I was making a cup of coffee, and I completely forgot to replace the little container holding the coffee. Needless to say, the lady wasn't happy to receive a cup of frothed milk and water.

[TrueTears]

I was about to dota at 3am in the morning

...then my asian dad walks in

and my maths books were nowhere to be seen

you have to think a few steps ahead,
i always kept some thread from the spesh board open with a crap load of latex. (don't even do spesh)
<hears footsteps> Alt-tab immediately, scroll up and down

Yeah I did ninja alt tab, too bad I tabbed into http://www.getdota.com

GFG

[Mariammm]

On my first day at my new school, the teacher asked me to read aloud in science class... I was going fine until I came across the word 'organism' where I replaced the 'nism' for 'asm'
lets just say the teacher was the only one who wasn't amused ... I learnt a new word that day

[aiming_95]

^^^

LOL that would've been hilarious.

[Mariammm]

^^^

LOL that would've been hilarious.

It was ... But what a way to make a first impression
I thought everyone was laughing about the way I was reading or something

[LOLs99]

Spotted by a teacher in maths class doing some primary maths hmw(was helping my bro to finish the maths hmw). Feeling awkward since then and the teacher thought I'm not suitable for his hmw. Didn't even receive any hmw from him since that day.

[happycat]

Wearing shorts in winter time

[paulsterio]

I was playing on play equipment for kids at the beach with my friends and I climbed up the ladder and was about to get onto the platform to go down the slide, but I didn't realise that there was a bar across the top, I crashed my head into it and fell down My head was sore for a week.

[nisha]

Wearing shorts in winter time

Lol. I do that regulary. I also eat icecream in winter.

[chrysalis]

I pulled down my friend's pants down in class when I was in primary school. I can't think of much else at the moment.

This wasn't me but I remember a kid in grade 3 who got stuck horizontally in one of those spirals in the playground.. I honestly don't know how that happened.

[Mech]

Just the other day I went to the station and got on the wrong platform. I nearly cried watching my train go off without me because it was another two hours to the next one. I just went to the local pub and had a pot with the locals (who were all wearing thongs and singlets). Fair enough, just I felt a tad anachronistic in my suit.