Those little gems

[Joseph41]

Absurd, prolonged jokes with a punchline that can be seen from a million miles away

Any examples?

[Calebark]

Any examples?

No, I haven't heard a good one in weeks (:

[Bri MT]

No, I haven't heard a good one in weeks (:

Hopefully you'll hear one soon, maybe even tonight

[heids]

Hopefully you'll hear one soon, maybe even tonight

toknight* can't you fuckin' spell, miniturtle?!

[Calebark]

toknight* can't you fuckin' spell, miniturtle?!

two knight*

[Shadowxo]

Any examples?

So two knights walk into a bar...

[PhoenixxFire]

So I feel like I've been posting in the things that shit me thread too much lately. This wasn't super recent but this is what I thought of when i read this thread title.

At school we have a 15min mentor, we have 4 people in ours (most have 10-15). Our mentor almost never brought us food (he did once but left it in his car-we ate it at lunch instead). I think it was early term 3. We had been talking about potato gems, I had no idea what they were (think hash brown balls if you're as ignorant as me). Our mentor decided to surprise us by bringing in potato gems and cooking them during 2nd period so they were delicious in time for mentor. We thought he would forget (he always forgets food) but he actually did. They were delicious. If you haven't had them you should.

[RuiAce]

Driving in a 100km/hr zone

[prickles]

Driving in a 100km/hr zone

Similarly, driving for an age in an 80 km/h zone then reaching the 100km one

[K888]

Similarly, driving for an age in an 80 km/h zone then reaching the 100km one

Or reaching the 110km/h zone!

[heids]

When you hear and feel the liberating crack-crack-crack down your back from a spinal twist 😍

[EEEEEEP]

When you see someone get fined for speeding/ defects and it’s the car that was just speeding in front of you.

[PhoenixxFire]

The random dog at the park that just licked my face off (I hope he doesn't have any diseases lol)

[PhoenixxFire]

The sport teachers at my school have the option of wearing blue or pink polo shirts. On Wednesdays they all wear pink. They've been doing it all year, but it took me several months to realise. It always makes me smile.

[prickles]

The sport teachers at my school have the option of wearing blue or pink polo shirts. On Wednesdays they all wear pink. They've been doing it all year, but it took me several months to realise. It always makes me smile.

Why Wednesdays in particular?