WOAH,
BACK UPWHAT'S NOT TO LIKE A ABOUT BEAR GRYLLS?
- HE IS NAMED AFTER THE MOST FEARSOME ANIMAL IN THE FOREST.
- HE CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST AT 23, ONLY MONTHS AFTER HE SURVIVED A FALL WITH A RIPPED PARACHUTE
- HE'S GOT THE IMMUNE SYSTEM OF A SECRET MILITARY BASE.
- HE DOESN'T NEED POWERTHIRST BECAUSE HE ALREADY KICKS NATURE'S ASS WITH HIS ENERGY LEGS.
- HE DOESN'T WEAR GRILLS HE WEARS GRYLLS WHICH ARE INVISIBLE
- HE RODE NAKED IN A BATHTUB DOWN THE THAMES RIVER. WTF.
- LOOK AT HIM I BET YOU COULDN'T LOOK THAT COOL IN A GIANT TAMPON.
- HIS FAMILY INCLUDES POLITICIANS, WORLD-CLASS CRICKETERS AND KNIGHTS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
- HE WAS EDUCATED AT ETON COLLEGE AND UNIVERSITY OF LONDON, SO HE'S CLEVER AS HELL, BUT NOT AT ALL POSH OR STUCK UP.
- HE SPEAKS ENGLISH, SPANISH AND FRENCH. THAT'S THREE LANGUAGES. THREE.
- HE WRITES BOOKS LIKE HE'S SHAKESPEARE.
- HE HAS SUPPORTED OVER NINE THOUSAND CHARITIES, BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME.
- HE HAS A SECOND DAN BLACK BELT IN SHOTOKAN KARATE. HE ALSO DOES YOGA AND NINJITSU. THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S A NINJA TOO. DON'T KNOW WHAT THE YOGA'S ABOUT.
- HE JOINED THE UK SPECIAL FORCES, SPECIAL AIR SERVICE, HAS AN HONORARY RANK OF LIEUTENANT COMMANDER FROM THE NAVY, AND IS YOUNGEST EVER CHIEF SCOUT.
- HE SLEPT INSIDE THE CORPSE OF A SHEEP, YEAH, LIKE IN STAR WARS, EXCEPT FOR REAL.
- HE'S WRESTLED WITH MORE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS THAN STEVE IRWIN.
- HE DRUNK THE LIQUID FROM ELEPHANT WASTE BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT.
SUMMARY:
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
DAMN, BEAR GRYLLS, YOU SCARY.