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Can you write a six word story???
« on: February 15, 2008, 03:44:17 pm »
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http://blogs.news.com.au/news/splat/index.php/news/comments/can_you_write_a_six_word_story/

"Legend has it that Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever."

Just for fun :P

Here are some more examples to get you started:

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood

Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson

Dad called: DNA back: he isn’t.
- Helen Fielding
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2008, 04:50:33 pm »
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My six word story pwns yours.

Ta da :)

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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 04:54:56 pm »
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Accident. Funeral. I'm still breathing: accident.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 05:04:21 pm by coblin »

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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 05:08:28 pm »
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Coblin can not count for shit
*is aware that these aren't stories*

Hmm... five more words for here :)

Here is an actual story, yay:
Today I went to computer == life

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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 07:54:23 pm »
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Here's my story:

Birth. Bunch of random stuff. death.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 10:11:03 pm »
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Maths. Ahmad. Shit I got pwned.

xD

Chemistry. Coblin. Shit I got pwned.

Arguments. Brendan. Shit I got pwned.

EngLang. Caramel. Shit I got pwned.

Physics. Coblin. Caramel. Please see above.

Life. Shit I got pwned again...
« Last Edit: February 16, 2008, 10:12:45 pm by Mao »
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 10:49:29 pm »
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Maths. Ahmad. Shit I got pwned.

xD

Chemistry. Coblin. Shit I got pwned.

Arguments. Brendan. Shit I got pwned.

EngLang. Caramel. Shit I got pwned.

Physics. Coblin. Caramel. Please see above.

Life. Shit I got pwned again...

Theres a lot of pwnage happening there :P.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 01:22:51 am »
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Monitor on. Electrons unhappy. Power blackout.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 11:42:26 am »
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Here's another one.

They came, they cut. I hurt.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 07:55:30 pm »
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Here's another one.

They came, they cut. I hurt.

ooh

I scream. I cut. I emo.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 10:42:40 pm »
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Good morning, good afternoon, good night.

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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 12:14:38 am »
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I own noobs twenty four seven.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 12:36:39 am »
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I loved; I lost; I'm sorry.

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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 09:33:18 am »
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Good morning, good afternoon, good night.

that's not very original Divideby0. gotta love the truman show though.
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Re: Can you write a six word story???
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2008, 09:58:10 am »
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In governments we trust; responsibility declines.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2008, 01:03:53 pm by coblin »