The Random Thoughts Thread

[Calebark]

I think the printers are just getting revenge for all the people that don't print double-sided

[sweetiepi]

I think the printers are just getting revenge for all the people that don't print double-sided

I print double-sided and 4 pages to each side
They're evil.

[Calebark]

I print double-sided and 4 pages to each side
They're evil.

Why not quadruple sided and 8 pages to each side?? HUH, INSANIPI??

[sweetiepi]

Why not quadruple sided and 8 pages to each side?? HUH, INSANIPI??

Is there any such thing as quadruple sided paper, Calebark?

[Calebark]

Is there any such thing as quadruple sided paper, Calebark?

You've got to make one of the layers transparent

[Shadowxo]

You've got to make one of the layers transparent

Brilliant! Now the trees and hence the planet will be saved! Absolute genius I say

I have a tendency to write every sentence or two on a new line.
I'm thinking it stems from maths and having a new line for every step.
Also I don't like quoting from more than one person per post, wish I could double-post-without-double-posting (just a general observation).

[Joseph41]

A deep and unwavering love?

The ATAR Notes respect bug has hit with this post. Five +1s, but apparently -1 overall. Real human tears.

... Have to get this fixed hahaha.

[Shadowxo]

The ATAR Notes respect bug has hit with this post. Five +1s, but apparently -1 overall. Real human tears.

... Have to get this fixed hahaha.

*gasp!* How will you live with only 788 respect?!

[sweetiepi]

The ATAR Notes respect bug has hit with this post. Five +1s, but apparently -1 overall. Real human tears.

... Have to get this fixed hahaha.

Sad reacts only

(I hate that mean-spirited glitch :/ )

[HopefulLawStudent]

I once had to write an inner monologue from the perspective of my printer. Was a fairly shoddy piece of writing overall (can confirm cos my best friend still had a copy which she sent to me and the entire thing is sooo cringe) but my favourite excerpt:

Sending.

1 document. 12 pages. 1 tree.

Printing. Printing. Printing.

I wonder how long this will take?

Do I have enough ink?

Didn't she just print this document out yesterday?

I swear I've printed these pages before.

Oi! Don't shake me, I'm not going to go any faster if you do that.

Don't do that. I'm not a bloody vending machine.

Oh? I'm "unreliable"? You know what?

PAPER JAM.

Take that, sucker.

[K888]

The ATAR Notes respect bug has hit with this post. Five +1s, but apparently -1 overall. Real human tears.

... Have to get this fixed hahaha.

I can actually downvote it if you want it to be more genuine?

I once had to write an inner monologue from the perspective of my printer.

This was very poetic. I can see why you got a 50 in English, HLS

[Shadowxo]

Today I wondered if my family had upvoted my cooking...

[Joseph41]

Today I wondered if my family had upvoted my cooking...

Welcome to the dark side, friend.

[Calebark]

I have a tendency to write every sentence or two on a new line.

I have a similar habit where -- as anyone who has talked to me on Facebook would know -- I tend to seperate my messages with a line (or two...or sometimes three...) of spacing.

Apparently it's weird well I think they're weird

[Shadowxo]

Krispy Kreme recently released a whole lot of chocolate donuts... And I have a $10 voucher... *evil smile*