Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

It rots upon contact with anything

I wish my car didn't need to be serviced

The car doesn't need servicing, but it was expensive to buy in the first place

I wish the book I'm reading didn't suck

[keltingmeith]

I wish the book I'm reading didn't suck

Done! It now blows, instead.

I wish it didn't hurt to stand up.

[Potatohater]

Done! It now blows, instead.

I wish it didn't hurt to stand up.

It now hurts to sit down

I wish I had more time to sleep before work tomorrow

[keltingmeith]

It now hurts to sit down

I wish I had more time to sleep before work tomorrow

Joke's on you, it already hurts to sit.

Okay, now you can get plenty of sleep - you're fired.

I wish coke wasn't so addictive. 😭

[Potatohater]

Joke's on you, it already hurts to sit.

Okay, now you can get plenty of sleep - you're fired.

I wish coke wasn't so addictive. 😭

Well jokes on you cause j hate my job so being fired is an easy way out, thanks!

Ok so, instead you don't find coke addictive but you start forming an addiction to eating crayons

I wish I could go home now

[RuiAce]

You end up locked up at home with no electricity.

I wish Google wasn't blocked in China

[Potatohater]

You end up locked up at home with no electricity.

I wish Google wasn't blocked in China

Google is unblocked but everything else is so you can't acsess any of your search results

I wish my bags would pack themselves

[RuiAce]

They refuse to stop packing until they weigh twice as much as you, even if it means the bag explodes in the process.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[keltingmeith]

They refuse to stop packing until they weigh twice as much as you, even if it means the bag explodes in the process.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Done - but the density changes to match. The moon no longer has a gravitational influence on the Earth. A lot of things are now fucked up...

I wish my apps wouldn't update every day.

[Potatohater]

Done - but the density changes to match. The moon no longer has a gravitational influence on the Earth. A lot of things are now fucked up...

I wish my apps wouldn't update every day.

They never update and you get left behind technologically while all your friends are playing with the new app features

I wish my 60ish mozzie bites would stop itching (true story, and yes, I counted  )

[PhoenixxFire]

They no longer itch. Have fun with your 60 bee stings.

I wish I could get an atar without doing English.

[RuiAce]

You jinx another subject to going just as bad as English.

I wish my battery would stay at 100% and wouldn't explode either

[PhoenixxFire]

I wouldn't mind - I don't really care about how bad a score i get, I just don't want to write
Your battery is always at 100%. Your screen is completely shattered and every time you touch it you get glass splinters. You can never fix this.

I wish the silent room at my school was actually silent.

[RuiAce]

At the expense of that being the only silent room in your life and you can't access it 24/7

I wish I would stop losing stuff

[Potatohater]

You stop losing stuff because you've lost everything and so there is no longer anything to lose

I wish I had some motivation right now