Corrupt a wish

[keltingmeith]

Done - you are finally motivated. You do it. You do something else. Suddenly, everything's done, but you're so motivated, that you keep doing. But with nothing else to do, you move to your neighbours place. You break in. The police take you to gaol. You're now a convicted felon, because you were too motivated to do nothing...

I wish hayfever wasn't a thing.

[sweetiepi]

Done - you are finally motivated. You do it. You do something else. Suddenly, everything's done, but you're so motivated, that you keep doing. But with nothing else to do, you move to your neighbours place. You break in. The police take you to gaol. You're now a convicted felon, because you were too motivated to do nothing...

I wish hayfever wasn't a thing.

Hayfever isn't a thing, but walking goldfish invades your dreams instead.

I wish I could finish my giant book pile

[RuiAce]

The books are burnt as soon as you finish them which hurts bookworms like you

I wish I was resistant to cold

[lm21074]

You're resistant to the cold, but you are forced to live in a sweltering desert.

I wish I had a pet as a study buddy

[RuiAce]

The pet is a snake and gets a better mark than you at everything.

I wish less websites would be blocked in China

[sweetiepi]

The pet is a snake and gets a better mark than you at everything.

I wish less websites would be blocked in China

All but your favourite website is unblocked in China.

I wish I could play the theremin

[RuiAce]

It takes you 90 years to finally get there

I wish all these programs would stop crashing

[sweetiepi]

It takes you 90 years to finally get there

I wish all these programs would stop crashing

Your programs stop crashing, instead your laptop shuts off randomly instead

I wish I wasn't short

[RuiAce]

Because tiny is now its own discrete category from short and now you're tiny instead

I wish I knew how to speak more languages

[PhoenixxFire]

You know how to speak more languages, but you're deaf and mute.

I wish my room was clean.

[RuiAce]

Every bit of tidiness your room gains somehow trashes the rooms of your parents

I wish I could look into the fourth (space) dimension

[sweetiepi]

Every bit of tidiness your room gains somehow trashes the rooms of your parents

I wish I could look into the fourth (space) dimension

Done. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.

I wish the loungeroom would tidy itself up

[Mada438]

Done. You're now stuck in the fourth dimension.

I wish the loungeroom would tidy itself up

The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it 

I wish my internet speed would allow my game to download at more than 40kbps 

[sweetiepi]

The loungeroom will never actually be tidy, because you keep wishing for it to be on here, thus you aren't actually doing it 

I wish my internet speed would allow my game to download at more than 40kbps 

Your game downloads, but the file is corrupt.

I wish that my hair isn't frizzy

[RuiAce]

Because it's made out of bark

I wish there'd be less air pollution in China