Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

Because it's made out of bark

I wish there'd be less air pollution in China

There's less air pollution in China, but more water pollution instead.

I wish jeans were breathable in summer

[RuiAce]

Just your jeans. Not any torso.

I wish I could enjoy relaxation for longer

[Syndicate]

Just your jeans. Not any torso.

I wish I could enjoy relaxation for longer

Granted, but once you decide to go back to your daily routine you'll find yourself to be overloaded with work (wouldn't this be true anyways?)

I wish I could break a world record

[RuiAce]

A second later that record you set gets broken yet again

I wish wishes were incorruptable

[sweetiepi]

A second later that record you set gets broken yet again

I wish wishes were incorruptable

Done. However all your files corrupt instead.

[Potatohater]

Looks like the only way to have an incorruptible wish is to have no wish to corrupt

I wish my breakfast was made already

[sweetiepi]

Looks like the only way to have an incorruptible wish is to have no wish to corrupt

I wish my breakfast was made already

Precisely

Breakfast is made, however it is the last meal you eat.

I wish my nails weren't so brittle

[RuiAce]

They aren't but they keep getting bent everywhere

I wish I could bring wifi with me everywhere

[sweetiepi]

You bring wifi with you, however you always have poor connection

I wish I could sleep

[Mada438]

You bring wifi with you, however you always have poor connection

I wish I could sleep

You can, but its on a bed made out of rocks

I wish i could get a new phone

[RuiAce]

It's just another brick nokia.

I wish my printer would never run out of ink

[sweetiepi]

Printer never runs outta ink, but it paper jams.

I wish that I had a blue laser pointer

[RuiAce]

Your laser printer needs ink replaced after every half-page printed and is slower than a normal printer.

I wish everything I want to download can be downloaded (and installed) within 1 second

[sweetiepi]

Done.
But you can't access Discord ever again

I wish I could walk on my hands

[Potatohater]

You can, but you can ONLY walk on your hands, making life awfully inconvenient

I wish I could pick up USyd and put it where WSU parramatta campus is