Corrupt a wish

[Birb]

Done, but there's a small live frog in it waiting to jump out.

I wish dragons were real.

[Poet]

Done, but there's a small live frog in it waiting to jump out.

I wish dragons were real.

They are and they eat your whole family, your cat and your dinner, just to rub it in.

I wish I didn't have the feeling of being full after eating, so I could eat many, many burritos.

[lm21074]

They are and they eat your whole family, your cat and your dinner, just to rub it in.

I wish I didn't have the feeling of being full after eating, so I could eat many, many burritos.

Granted, but you can only eat burritos.

I wish I had studied for my Geography test.

[Birb]

You did, but what you studied wasn't on the test.

I wish I had icecream right now.

[Poet]

You did, but what you studied wasn't on the test.

I wish I had icecream right now.

You have an ice cream, but it's got hairs in it.

I wish I liked pulled pork. :,(

[Birb]

You do, but it's the only thing that you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.

[sweetiepi]

You do, but it's the only thing that you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.

Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.

I wish I knew how not to piss people off

[Poet]

Sure thing. But you can only teleport between 2 places.

I wish I knew how not to piss people off

Granted, but when you actually need to be serious, you can't.

I wish I had sicc photoshop skills

[lm21074]

You do, but photoshop  doesn’t work properly on your computer

I wish there was more time in a day.

[headsup]

I wish there was more time in a day.

wish granted, but as no-one else has more time in a day you end up so far behind in your life that you live to a normally life of 4200 years (normally 74 years), filled entirely with studying and ANing....

I wish the AN ppl would do my assessment tasks and get me a band 6 & atar 99.95

[Poet]

They do, but as soon as you get out of school everyone expects you to be a veritable genius. Without AN's help.

I wish Biology has less complicated words that all sound the same

[sweetiepi]

They do, but as soon as you get out of school everyone expects you to be a veritable genius. Without AN's help.

I wish Biology has less complicated words that all sound the same

Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same

I wish Shadowxo would hurry up and get to my uni's games room.

[technodisney]

Done. However now it's PE words that are all complex and sound the same

I wish Shadowxo would hurry up and get to my uni's games room.

Granted. But you will be stuck in that game room forever and starve as no food can be brought in.

I wish I will pass my English Language SAC tomorrow

[lm21074]

You will pass it, but your teacher will never give you feedback.


I wish I could travel.

[sweetiepi]

You will pass it, but your teacher will never give you feedback.


I wish I could travel.

Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time!

I wish I didn't have a hectic lab tomorrow!