Corrupt a wish

[Owlbird83]

Wish granted, but it burns down only a few hours after you move in...

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Lego

You do but every piece you touch multiplies into two pieces.

I wish my hair never went oily.

[3D waffle]

You do but every piece you touch multiplies into two pieces.

I wish my hair never went oily.

It doesn't, instead it keeps splitting at the ends, into hundreds of threads, creating you everlasting annoyance.

I wish I never got colds.

[Jordan3650]

It doesn't, instead it keeps splitting at the ends, into hundreds of threads, creating you everlasting annoyance.

I wish I never got colds.

granted but instead you get every other form of disease
i wish that the poor african children would get proper food and drink like us

[fun_jirachi]

granted, but all the 'privileged' people starve and thirst
i wish someone could be my body double and get a 99.95 ATAR on my HSC

[jazcstuart]

granted, but all the 'privileged' people starve and thirst
i wish someone could be my body double and get a 99.95 ATAR on my HSC

Granted, but it turns out they are a long lost twin, your parents lied to you your whole life.

I wish I could cook delicious, healthy meals in under 10 minutes.

[Jordan3650]

granted but you realise you are healthy food intolerant

i wish i could write speak and talk every language including talking to animals

[Poet]

granted but you realise you are healthy food intolerant

i wish i could write speak and talk every language including talking to animals

You can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk back

I wish I was dreaming and year 12 is all one big nightmare

[fun_jirachi]

You can, but the animals and people you talk to can't talk back

I wish I was dreaming and year 12 is all one big nightmare

granted, but your whole life is also a dream
i wish i could actually cook

[Poet]

granted, but your whole life is also a dream

i wish i could actually cook

I wish my life was a dream, it's not been the best run
Granted, but you can only cook grass.

I wish I could spawn fresh avocados out of my palms

[Owlbird83]

I wish my life was a dream, it's not been the best run
Granted, but you can only cook grass.

I wish I could spawn fresh avocados out of my palms

You can but it's the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life


I wish humans would discover friendly life in space.

[sweetiepi]

You can but it's the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life


I wish humans would discover friendly life in space.

Done

But there's no friendly people on Earth!

I wish my concentration span in lectures wasn't like 0.2s

[Jordan3650]

granted but you end up in a lifetime lecture... game over
i wish i could lift things without touching them like matilda in roald dahl

[sweetiepi]

granted but you end up in a lifetime lecture... game over
i wish i could lift things without touching them like matilda in roald dahl

Done. But you're isolated in a lab for testing because of it

I wish my teeth felt always brushed, instead of only for a few hours after brushing them!

[3D waffle]

Granted. But although they feel done they are really dirty and yellow.

I wish I had a new, original idea to wish for.

[S200]

I wish I had a new, original idea to wish for.

Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.

I wish I was smarter than Einstein for a few minutes to get all this stupid physics out the way.