Corrupt a wish

[sweetiepi]

Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)

I wish insanipi would stop losing at chess.

I stop losing at chess, however when I next play you, you happen to forget the way in which the pawns move.

I wish people didn't make memes out of serious stuff.
Disclaimer: The next post that mentions me in it (such as the above 2 posts) face me deleting that post. Thanks.

[RuiAce]

Memes end up not existing altogether because they don't know what else to target

I wish I could not be killed

[sweetiepi]

Memes end up not existing altogether because they don't know what else to target

I wish I could not be killed

You cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to read books.

[strawberries]

You cannot be killed, however, everyone else you know disappears.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to read books.

You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd like

I wish that there would be a cure for cancer

[sweetiepi]

You do have all the time in the world to read books, and only books. Not enough time to read anything else you'd like

I wish that there would be a cure for cancer

There is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available.

Only if I could turn back time

[tissue]

There is a cure for many different types of cancer, however it means that there is no more coffee available.

Only if I could turn back time

You turn back time and find yourself in your mother's womb.

I wish I was incredibly athletic.

[Shadowxo]

You turn back time and find yourself in your mother's womb.

I wish I was incredibly athletic.

Granted, but you're now a cheetah

I wish I could read minds

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but you're now a cheetah

I wish I could read minds

You can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.

I wish I was taller

[Shadowxo]

You can read minds, however, you can't turn on and off this ability.

I wish I was taller

You're taller, but now you're so tall you're considered a freak

I wish I knew everything about the world

[RuiAce]

You know too much to the point nobody understands you when you talk about something in conversation anymore.

I wish more planets were inhabitable

[sweetiepi]

You know too much to the point nobody understands you when you talk about something in conversation anymore.

I wish more planets were inhabitable

There are plenty of habitable planets, but you're sent to a planet that plays the nutbush 24/7

I wish I could eat a lot of chocolate without feeling ill afterwards.

[RuiAce]

No clue what that is actually


You feel ill eating everything else so your diet becomes only chocolate, except you end up getting really fat from it.

I wish a quintic formula existed.

[sweetiepi]

No clue what that is actually


You feel ill eating everything else so your diet becomes only chocolate, except you end up getting really fat from it.

I wish a quintic formula existed.

Spoiler

You discover a quintic forumla and write it on a whiteboard, only to be rubbed off by your 10 year old cousin (I don't know if you actually have a 10yo cousin, I just made this up :P )

I wish lab coats wouldn't crease.

[FallingStar]

Spoiler

You discover a quintic forumla and write it on a whiteboard, only to be rubbed off by your 10 year old cousin (I don't know if you actually have a 10yo cousin, I just made this up :P )

I wish lab coats wouldn't crease.

Lab costs don't cease, but become so stiff that you can hardly move in them.

I wish that some gov't  ::) didn't block so much of the internet.

I was referring to the Chinese gov't but didn't dare since this post was originally written in China

[sweetiepi]

Lab costs don't cease, but become so stiff that you can hardly move in them.

I wish that some gov't  didn't block so much of the internet.

Governments don't block the internet, however they only allow you to eat a certain type of food.

I wish I lived in the mountains