Tasmania Jones.

[kido_1]

I'm voting for Tasmania Jones on November 24

lol

Imagine there is actually a minister running in an electorate somewhere in Australia called Tasmania Jones.

[karina]

personally im not a fan, he always manages to make easy questions complicated because i get confused whats actually happening, and forget im doing a maths exam rather then a comprehension,
i would like to meet him one day though
he sure sounds like fun, i just wish he would save his stories for a movie rather then mathematics

[kido_1]

I agree. Reading that paragraph wasted about 5 minutes of my precious time in an exam very tight for time.

[Mao]

next year Tasmania is going to employ a ninja to steal all of Aussie's pies and feed it to a monkey and make Aussie watch the monkey eat them all without sauce (without sauce, coz that is so shattering).

what is the probability of the ninja backstabbing Tasmania and steal all his coco-pops?

[kido_1]

Or maybe Tasmania Jones was taken to court for crimes against VCE students.

Calculate the probability that Tasmania Jones getting charged given that he has never been charged for this crime before?

Before you see this question, there will be a 250 word essay which you would need to comprehend.

[bonghead]

next year Tasmania is going to employ a ninja to steal all of Aussie's pies and feed it to a monkey and make Aussie watch the monkey eat them all without sauce (without sauce, coz that is so shattering).

what is the probability of the ninja backstabbing Tasmania and steal all his coco-pops?

The very thought of Tasmania Jones being backstabbed is beyond a joke :evil: who would do such an evil thing

[kingmar]

Anyone that's been raped three ways to Sunday by Tasmania or his sister.

Disclaimer: I refer to graphs, and questions. Not literal.

[karina]

i think tasmania jones' time has come, i mean he escapes so narrowly all the time from the insects and w/e els is attacking him
next years exam will be like final destination style.. where death finally catches up with him

[bonghead]

Tasmania Jones is immortal. He cannot die it is just not physically possible. HE is like a god walking among mere mortals.

[kido_1]

Tasmania has a mean living time of 200 years and a standard deviation of 100 years, so its likely we will tell our great grandchildren of this legend who used to inhabit the realms of VCAA maths.

[bonghead]

Tasmania has a mean living time of 200 years and a standard deviation of 100 years, so its likely we will tell our great grandchildren of this legend who used to inhabit the realms of VCAA maths.

lol im pretty sure Tasmania will not be reduced to the realms of the normal probability distribution. How dare someone even provoke such a thought. tsk tsk. Tasmania's function will be something like this:
Tasmania: R>(-infinity,infinity), f(x)= a revolution of inspirational genius+2x

[kido_1]

Tasmania has a mean living time of 200 years and a standard deviation of 100 years, so its likely we will tell our great grandchildren of this legend who used to inhabit the realms of VCAA maths.

lol im pretty sure Tasmania will not be reduced to the realms of the normal probability distribution. How dare someone even provoke such a thought. tsk tsk. Tasmania's function will be something like this:
Tasmania: R>(-infinity,infinity), f(x)= a revolution of inspirational genius+2x

i wonder if they will introduce a new name such as ACT Jones or Cairns Jones.

[karina]

maybe hell marry melbourne jones and have nothern territory children

[rustic_metal]

i have no clue what is going on.

[Collin Li]

i have no clue what is going on.

I'm voting Tasmania Jones in 2010.