Corrupt a wish

[Owlbird83]

Done. But it's actually a horrible wish, and none of us corrupt it, so it comes true.

I wish I was smarter than Einstein for a few minutes to get all this stupid physics out the way.

You get momentarily possessed by Einstein's spirit and he does all your physics homework for you. However, you don't remember it, so when it comes to the test you have no idea how to do the questions.

I wish my room and desk are perpetually tidy

[Poet]

You get momentarily possessed by Einstein's spirit and he does all your physics homework for you. However, you don't remember it, so when it comes to the test you have no idea how to do the questions.

I wish my room and desk are perpetually tidy

They are, but your closet, the rest of the house, your school and everywhere else you go are all super messy and covered with trash.

I wish I was born a guy :/

[RuiAce]

Within 60 seconds after the shower you're instantly sweaty again and you can never escape it.

I wish I wouldn't feel so awkward rehearsing presentations.

[fun_jirachi]

Within 60 seconds after the shower you're instantly sweaty again and you can never escape it.

I wish I wouldn't feel so awkward rehearsing presentations.

Done, but you feel awkward actually doing the presentations.
I wish Spotify Premium was $5.99 instead of whatever the hell it is now.

[technodisney]

I wish Spotify Premium was $5.99 instead of whatever the hell it is now.

Done. But the only songs still on the service are Wiggles and Hi-5

I wish my phone charger actually started working

[fun_jirachi]

Done. But the only songs still on the service are Wiggles and Hi-5

I wish my phone charger actually started working

tbh if it was the OG hi-5 and wiggles i wouldnt mind

Done, but your phone stops working.
I wish i could post every file i ever had was compressed automatically, so I could just automatically bypass email and submission size limits

[Fergus6748]

Done, but it takes a really long time to upload and requires a lot of data

I wish English was easier

[Owlbird83]

Done, but it takes a really long time to upload and requires a lot of data

I wish English was easier

English is super easy, but all your other subjects double in difficulty.


I wish my band performance tommorrow didn't finish so late.

[tomatosauce]

Granted, but your performance is terrible as a result!

I wish I could have just one week without homework!

[tomatosauce]

hmmm... why has no-one corrupted this yet? and neither has it come true? 

[lm21074]

Granted, but your performance is terrible as a result!

I wish I could have just one week without homework!

So your teachers give you a week without homework, but you have to do double the week after

I wish some of the tests at school weren't so easy (fill in the blanks with words given, multiple choice with obvious correct answer).

[tomatosauce]

Granted, but now none of your tests are easy, hard, bearable, or even understandable...they are impossible and u fail them all... but seeing as the rest of the class didnt wish for this they understand them... hence u end up at the very bottom of the class and fail your VCE!

I wish people couldn't see thaat I had changed my username... therefore it was ACTUALLY anonymous!

username change? a good one

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but now none of your tests are easy, hard, bearable, or even understandable...they are impossible and u fail them all... but seeing as the rest of the class didnt wish for this they understand them... hence u end up at the very bottom of the class and fail your VCE!

I wish people couldn't see thaat I had changed my username... therefore it was ACTUALLY anonymous! nah... just kidding... i wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!

Granted, but that also changes your name irl

I wish I didn't have so many gosh darn labs to complete

[tomatosauce]

You don't but because of that you don't understand what you are studying and you fail in the long run/at exams etc.

I wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!

[sweetiepi]

You don't but because of that you don't understand what you are studying and you fail in the long run/at exams etc.

I wish i could play the piano really well without having to learn!

Me af.

I wish my back didn't hurt rn