Substitute teachers. Where do they come from? Where do they go?
Joseph41 and I were discussing this the other day, and I feel like no one escapes high school without experiencing some wonderfully bizarre substitute teachers.
My personal favourite was Mr Greenhall, a 107 (approx) year old man who would tell us "stories" during class. These were typically weirdly specific and completely unrealistic morality tales, including:
- the time he was walking alone in a desert dying of starvation and prayed to God for a ham sandwich and a drink of water, then a magpie flew overhead and dropped a glad-wrapped ham sandwich and a bottle of water on him.
Moral of the story: be specific when you ask God for something, and also Collingwood is the best AFL team
- the fact that his son became a billionaire by paving driveways.
Moral of the story: get into the driveway paving industry... I guess?
- the fact that printer ink is worth more than gold.
Moral of the story: ...does anyone else who went to high school in Melbourne's north-west remember this guy, or was he a fever dream??...
Please share your insights and experiences below, because I need cheering up today, and perhaps if we all band together we can one day understand who and what substitute teachers actually are.
my mum is a substitute teacher, pls don't tell her I'm investigating this