Corrupt a wish

[Poet]

Granted! But you're stuck with me for the whole time!

I wish I didn't have a hectic lab tomorrow!

You don't! Instead you're doing botany.

I wish I had nice teeth.

[pha0015]

your wish is my command. but that means going to the dentist every month to get the stained enamel on your teeth scraped away.

I wish for more wishes

[Poet]

your wish is my command. but that means going to the dentist every month to get the stained enamel on your teeth scraped away.

I wish for more wishes

And yet there's the saying 'if wishes were fishes'.
Smelly.

I wish I wasn't so annoyed by the song 'Havana'...

[Birb]

Granted, but it is the only song that you shall hear in your life from this point forward! 

I wish I had popcorn.

[Poet]

Granted, but it is the only song that you shall hear in your life from this point forward! 

I wish I had popcorn.

You have popcorn, but ever time you touch something now it turns into popcorn, like the old Skittles ad. You reach for a glass of water - it's popcorn. You lie down in bed - it's popcorn. You hug your mum - she's popcorn.

I wish there were decent movies at the cinema over the school break.

[pha0015]

Granted. But now you'll never get to do your holiday homework.

I wish posts in the forum games and casual chat section would actually add to the no. of posts you have.

[Poet]

Granted. But now you'll never get to do your holiday homework.

I wish posts in the forum games and casual chat section would actually add to the no. of posts you have.

Granted, but then nobody would have an accurate post count and people would expect you to be a wise, omniscient poster when really you didn't know much about anything but the games forum. #letdown #rip

I wish I was a bird...

sidenote: @pha0015 But... why? Isn't it good that it doesn't add to our post count?

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but then nobody would have an accurate post count and people would expect you to be a wise, omniscient poster when really you didn't know much about anything but the games forum. #letdown #rip

I wish I was a bird...

sidenote: @pha0015 But... why? Isn't it good that it doesn't add to our post count?

Done. But you can't fly

I wish I wasn't so hungry

[Poet]

Done. But you can't fly

I wish I wasn't so hungry

Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.

I wish ATAR Notes actually had an orange colour scheme.

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.

I wish ATAR Notes actually had an orange colour scheme.

Granted. However it is now a garish orange colour scheme.

I wish I my prelab for my Monday lab would appear on Moodle.

[RuiAce]

Granted, but then you're never hungry again and you can't eat.

That would be a blessing.
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It appears in a different language.

I wish my code would work

[sweetiepi]

That would be a blessing.
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It appears in a different language.

I wish my code would work

Your code works, but it turns out that it deletes important system files. Oops.

I wish my foot wasn't sore

[Poet]

That would be a blessing.

No it wouldn't. Because then no matter how much you wanted to eat something, you couldn't.
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@insanipi
Your foot isn't sore anymore, the rest of you is though.

I wish Tim Howe would respond to my PM.
It's one PM, howey. One.
(just casually calling you out, man. I am a student in need.)

[RuiAce]

No it wouldn't. Because then no matter how much you wanted to eat something, you couldn't. (Heck take away the need for me to breathe or sleep or consume water or go to the bathroom whilst you're at it.)
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@insanipi
Your foot isn't sore anymore, the rest of you is though.

I wish Tim Howe would respond to my PM.
It's one PM, howey. One.
(just casually calling you out, man. I am a student in need.)

Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome

[lm21074]

Except I wouldn't want to. I only want to eat when I am hungry, so if I'm not hungry I won't be inclined to eat.
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They respond and everyone else stops responding.

I wish all the Firefox plugins would be brought to Chrome

They are, but they will crash.

I wish all the Chrome plugins would be brought to Microsoft Edge.