Corrupt a wish

[lm21074]

You do, but you can't control it...

I wish I could conjure money.

You can conjure money but only counterfeit money.

I wish I was a flame able to predict the future.

[Poet]

You can conjure money but only counterfeit money.

I wish I was a flame able to predict the future.

You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)

I wish I liked milk

[Calebark]

You can, but the only thing you can predict is people's deaths (source: The X-Files)

I wish I liked milk

Congrats on your addiction to human milk

I wish dogs lived as long as people

[Fergus6748]

Congrats on your addiction to human milk

I wish dogs lived as long as people

That's cruel wish to corrupt
Granted, but they were all forced to live on a dog only island enforced by the UN

I wish the days were longer

[S200]

That's cruel wish to corrupt
Granted, but they were all forced to live on a dog only island enforced by the UN

Isle of Dogs?

I wish the days were longer

Done. But days are now endless, with no night.

I wish Methods was understandable...

[Fergus6748]

Isle of Dogs?

Exactly
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I wish Methods was understandable...
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Granted, but none of it is applicable or usable in society, aha

I wish I could complete work super fast

[S200]

Granted, but none of it is applicable or usable in society, aha

Is it anyway?

I wish I could complete work super fast

Done! But the submission process is super slow...

I wish that I could control gravity at will...

[Fergus6748]

Done but you can only increase it

I wish there was just one streaming service with everything on it for all your binging purposes

[not.yet.a.nerd]

Done but you can only increase it

I wish there was just one streaming service with everything on it for all your binging purposes

Done! But in order to be granted access, you must watch an hour of ads each day before you can watch/listen to anything

I wish that the week was 8 days with a 3 day weekend 

[Fergus6748]

Done, but the weekend days are shorter while the week days are longer because of moon cycles and stuff

I wish the HSC was over

[not.yet.a.nerd]

Done, but the weekend days are shorter while the week days are longer because of moon cycles and stuff

I wish the HSC was over

In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret

[lm21074]

In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret

me too
you can change it, but only to a username that you don't like.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments...   

[Poet]

me too
you can change it, but only to a username that you don't like.

I wish I didn't have so many assignments...

You don't but next year you'll have to make up for all the assignments you missed

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my haaaiiirrr

[Fergus6748]

In 3 months your wish will be granted... but you will also never have the security of being at school again

I wish that I could change my username #usernameregret

Aaaaah, reality!!! But I am low key not looking forward to having no school for the rest of my life

[Jordan3650]

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my haaaiiirrr

done but you retire next year as your hair falls out

i wish i could get 100% in my exams without trying