Corrupt a wish

[billy.ohlmeyer]

sadly it's only your hearing exams

i wish i could be a hermit

[Jordan3650]

sadly it's only your hearing exams

i wish i could be a hermit

granted but you are found and put in a museum
i wish i could wish for anything i wanted

[fun_jirachi]

granted, but they remain wishes forever
i wish i could control time

[You dont know me]

Granted, but you become stuck in a time loop after changing/freezing time for the first time.

I wish I could get a law degree without spending another second studying

[Jordan3650]

Granted, but you become stuck in a time loop after changing/freezing time for the first time.

I wish I could get a law degree without spending another second studying

granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
i wish i could eat anything without putting on weight

[technodisney]

granted but you have a short memory and forget everything so no one has any use for your degree
i wish i could eat anything without putting on weight

Granted, but all food now tastes disgusting so you don't want to eat any anyway.

I wish that everyone just respected each other.

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but all food now tastes disgusting so you don't want to eat any anyway.

I wish that everyone just respected each other.

Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)

I wish I wasn't such a sloth :')

[Poet]

Done, but you can never contact your family again. (Idk, this was a hard one haha)

I wish I wasn't such a sloth :')

Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:


I wish my friend would STOP EATING UNDER THE TABLE IN THE LIBRARY

[sweetiepi]

Granted, but now you're an Aye Aye:
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I wish my friend would STOP EATING UNDER THE TABLE IN THE LIBRARY

Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library

I wish I could find my group members for a group project rn.

[3D waffle]

Granted, but now they're eating OVER the table in the library

I wish I could find my group members for a group project rn.

Granted but they have turned into into statues and can't help you anyway.

I wish I could perform acts of teleportation.

[pha0015]

Granted but they have turned into into statues and can't help you anyway.

I wish I could perform acts of teleportation.

granted but it's going to be charlie and the chocolate factory all over again. you shrink, get stuck in a tv, and then have to be manually stretched into a normal sized 2D person

I wish that it took the same amount of effort to frown as it does to smile.

[S200]

I wish that it took the same amount of effort to frown as it does to smile.

Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.

I wish I was out of school already.

[3D waffle]

Done. But you are constantly switching from frown to smile mid-sentence.

I wish I was out of school already.

Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.

I wish I could magically clean my bedroom and make my bed every morning.

[You dont know me]

Granted. But you lose all the knowledge you gained at school and become an ignorant person with no go in life.

I wish I could magically clean my bedroom and make my bed every morning.

Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of trackies

[Owlbird83]

Granted, although your room smells of off milk all the time.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of trackies

You do but they all have holes in them

I wish my lettuce and coriander that I am growing would grow to full size overnight