Corrupt a wish

[jazcstuart]

It does but it is replaced by a really itchy nose that won't go away

I wish I could read multiple forum pages at once to keep up with the mountain of posts

You can read as many as you want at once, but can't respond to any of them. No one on here even knows you exist 

I wish healthy food tasted better than unheatlhy food

[Owlbird83]

You can read as many as you want at once, but can't respond to any of them. No one on here even knows you exist 

I wish healthy food tasted better than unheatlhy food

It tastes amazingly good but it is extremely rare and super expensive so only millionaires can afford it.


I wish the term 3 holidays were double the length.

[tomatosauce]

they are, but they're the only holidays you ever get!

i wish art wasn't compulsory for us!

[Ish11]

it isnt, but history revolutions is  (my school almost did that, but we protested so much they cancelled it  )
i wish i could drive my mums car without the risk of having a serious accident (i am the worlds worst driver, especially terrifying at night)

[tomatosauce]

you can... but that's the only car you can drive. ever. 

i wish i could start life again at 2! (with the knowledge/hindsight i have now!)

[RuiAce]

Restarting life at age 2 with 15-25 years of knowledge will result in every parent feeling a bit obsessed and every other 2 year old feeling freaked out by your presence and thus there are no friends.

I wish this sore throat that has killed me for 3 days in a row can fuck off already

[fun_jirachi]

It 'fucks off' for one day, but comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted, and get free funding for it out of thin air.

[RuiAce]

Your funding from thin air is actually being stolen from the poor kids in Africa.

I wish Facebook would stop being the glitchy idiot it's been for the past 2 months or so

[sweetiepi]

Your funding from thin air is actually being stolen from the poor kids in Africa.

I wish Facebook would stop being the glitchy idiot it's been for the past 2 months or so

Done. But now it's your phone being glitchy instead

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere

[RuiAce]

You're constantly teleporting every second and have no control over its location.

I wish Pinball would be easier

[Owlbird83]

Its so easy that everyone wins almost immediately and its not very interesting.

I wish I could have stayed in Japan longer.

[sweetiepi]

Its so easy that everyone wins almost immediately and its not very interesting.

I wish I could have stayed in Japan longer.

You're there forever

I wish I could read rn

[jazcstuart]

You're there forever

I wish I could read rn

You can, unfortunately the only book available is a dictionary.

I wish my work actually gave me a reasonable amount of shifts (instead of none for 3 weeks, then 2 days in a row)

[RuiAce]

Work becomes better but your assignment frequencies become irregular to the point they may as well be a uni student's assignment schedule.

Whilst I am here I wish UNSW would figure out their trimesters bullshit.

[sweetiepi]

Work becomes better but your assignment frequencies become irregular to the point they may as well be a uni student's assignment schedule.

Whilst I am here I wish UNSW would figure out their trimesters bullshit.

They figured it out, however they also give you twice the number of assignments.
(That was weak, I'm sorry )

I wish I wasn't so lazy rn. :')