Corrupt a wish

[Gogo14]

you end up understanding economics way too much, and suddenly go crazy when you realise  how bad the econmy really is.

i wish i could eat whatever i want, without gaining weight. lol

you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.

I wish that there are no wishes

[n.a]

you don't gain weight because you don't digest the food. You become very hungry and malnutritioned.

I wish that there are no wishes

Wish granted but your wish creates a paradox which creates a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum which places all of the universe in a perpetual time loop and we are all stuck between one minute and the next and the time is forever and always 11.32 pm.

What a disaster that wish turned out to be.

I wish that I could be happy always.

[FallingStar]

Wish granted but your wish creates a paradox which creates a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum which places all of the universe in a perpetual time loop and we are all stuck between one minute and the next and the time is forever and always 11.32 pm.

What a disaster that wish turned out to be.

I wish that I could be happy always.

You are always happy because you have a drug which you injected that makes you happy. Then, that particular drug becomes illegal, you get found out, and sent to jail. And you are still happy despite that, as long as you have the drug.

(dare I wish this...)
I wish I had Laruen as my English tutor/teacher.

[sweetiepi]

You are always happy because you have a drug which you injected that makes you happy. Then, that particular drug becomes illegal, you get found out, and sent to jail. And you are still happy despite that, as long as you have the drug.

(dare I wish this...)
I wish I had Laruen as my English tutor/teacher.

You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:15 this morning...

[HughMungus]

You have the amazing Lauren as a tutor and teacher, however you don't do so well in your other subjects! (sorry- that is cruel!)

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:15 this morning...

You didn't wake up at all on the day of your exams

I wish I was a punk Rocker with flowers in my hair...

[sweetiepi]

You didn't wake up at all on the day of your exams

I wish I was a punk Rocker with flowers in my hair...

But you have hayfever and are allergic to the flowers permanently stuck in your hair.

I wish nail polish didn't smell horrible.

[Calebark]

I wish nail polish didn't smell horrible.

You now have anosmia

I wish I had a giant German Shepherd

[Seige]

You now have anosmia

I wish I had a giant German Shepherd

A shepherd appears whose nationality is German. He lives to tend to his herd of sheep, however his giant stature attracts the public eye, and he is soon taken away. In the end, you are left with 100 sheep, and no German Shepherd.

I wish I could get a Michelin star.

[lozil]

A shepherd appears whose nationality is German. He lives to tend to his herd of sheep, however his giant stature attracts the public eye, and he is soon taken away. In the end, you are left with 100 sheep, and no German Shepherd.

I wish I could get a Michelin star.

When they award the Michelin star you're so happy you don't take cooking precautions and burn down the restaurant...

I wish it was November 5

[HughMungus]

When they award the Michelin star you're so happy you don't take cooking precautions and burn down the restaurant...

I wish it was November 5

November the 5th comes but all the exams are postponed until november the 7th xD

I wish that Harambe was alive

[sweetiepi]

November the 5th comes but all the exams are postponed until november the 7th xD

I wish that Harambe was alive

Harambe is resurrected, however it then goes all King Kong on you.

I wish I could find some sticky tape right now.

[Syndicate]

Harambe is resurrected, however it then goes all King Kong on you.

I wish I could find some sticky tape right now.

You do find some tape but it's not sticky.

I wish I always wake up early without a head-ache.

[melprocrastinator]

You do find some tape but it's not sticky.

I wish I always wake up early without a head-ache.

you never wake up with a headache, but you do get one when you saty up too late

i wish i could write faster

[sweetiepi]

you never wake up with a headache, but you do get one when you saty up too late

i wish i could write faster

You write faster, but you write in ancient language that nobody else knows.

I wish I could sleep for a whole day, interrupted.

[FallingStar]

You write faster, but you write in ancient language that nobody else knows.

I wish I could sleep for a whole day, interrupted.

You fall into a deep sleep for 100 years like the fairy tale sleeping beauty. In fact, you are sleeping beauty in the modern world.

I wish I can start my life again with all the same memories that I have now.