Corrupt a wish

[RuiAce]

The rings under your eyes start spiraling out of control to the point you literally have black circles around your eyes

I wish time would slow down.

[sweetiepi]

The rings under your eyes start spiraling out of control to the point you literally have black circles around your eyes

I wish time would slow down.

Time slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day

I wish the weather wasn't warm...

[FallingStar]

Time slows down, however the ageing process quickens, thus you end up looking like an old man after one day

I wish the weather wasn't warm...

You create the next ice age (which is actually disastrous).

I wish I will find a fulfilling and enjoyable job in the future.

[RuiAce]

You create the next ice age (which is actually disastrous).

I wish I will find a fulfilling and enjoyable job in the future.

Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your family

I wish I was perfect.

[sweetiepi]

Which swallows you to such a point you forget about your family

I wish I was perfect.

You're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.

I wish I was a punk rocker

Spoiler

yet another music reference

[vox nihili]

You're perfect, but you notice every little imperfection on other people.

I wish I was a punk rocker

Spoiler

yet another music reference

You are a punk rocker, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.

I wish Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die today (not really a fan but I just saw it on the news and figured half of you will have no bloody clue who that is)

[sweetiepi]

You are a punk rocker, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.

I wish Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die today (not really a fan but I just saw it on the news and figured half of you will have no bloody clue who that is)

Spoiler

You're right, I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is.

Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die, but someone you cared about does instead. :/

I wish the weather wasn't so warm.

[strawberries]

Spoiler

You're right, I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is.

Zsa Zsa Gabor didn't die, but someone you cared about does instead. :/

I wish the weather wasn't so warm.

the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be cold

I wish I was attractive, rich and smart

[RuiAce]

the weather will never be this warm again , but it will always be cold

I wish I was attractive, rich and smart

But you keep trying to be more attractive, rich and smart because you know it could be better, thus you're never satisfied.

I wish countries would stop emitting excessive amounts of pollutants

[PhoenixxFire]

Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now

[sweetiepi]

Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now

You have all the ice cream that you could want; however you are deathly allergic to it.

I wish that I could dance well

[PhoenixxFire]

You can. You can no longer walk you have to dance everywhere.

I wish I had a million dollars

[RuiAce]

Counties stop emitting excessive pollutants. However it's because everyone is dead.

I wish I had ice-cream right now

Corrupted into something better...
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One million dollars becomes the basis instead of one dollar so you aren't rich with it

I wish insanipi would record herself singing and upload it

[sweetiepi]

Corrupted into something better...
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One million dollars becomes the basis instead of one dollar so you aren't rich with it

I wish insanipi would record herself singing and upload it

Spoiler

You wish, jellyfish. I won't sing lmao

I record some singing, however you don't have a net connection to view it with

I wish I could live on a mountain.

[EEEEEEP]

Spoiler

You wish, jellyfish. I won't sing lmao

I record some singing, however you don't have a net connection to view it with

I wish I could live on a mountain.

Granted. However you might just go a little bit insane from no loved ones ;,)

I wish insanipi would stop losing at chess.