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General Discussion => General Discussion Boards => Other General Discussion => Topic started by: paulsterio on January 11, 2012, 06:42:23 pm
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Well pi has suggested: "btw, you should write a dating/picking-up guide on AN. You've just got so many tips! " So here it is everyone!
Firstly, this is meant to be funny, I will not be responsible for any girls hating you after you have followed my advice
Step 1 - Avoiding Conflict
The first thing you want to do is find a girl who has as few conflicting interests with you as possible. As of late, a lot of ladies seem to be annoyed when the guy gets an ATAR that is either too high or too low. The only way to counter this effect is to find a girl who is older or younger than you and is not in Year 12 at the moment. If you intend on having multiple girls, it is also advisable to have a backup plan so that you can explain to them what's going on if you happen to get caught out. The general rule is never to buy them the same presents! A guy was busted recently on A Current Affair for two-timing!
Step 2 - If you can't Avoid Conflict, how to Circumvent it
Find out whether the girl you like wants a guy with a higher or a lower ATAR. You now have to find out about how she's going academically and use Mao's SS Calculator and atarcalc.com in order to calculate her ATAR. If the girl wants an ATAR lower than hers, that's easy, just make a lot of mistakes on your exams, and you'll be pleasing her, remember, LOVE>ACADEMICS! If she wants a smart guy, you're really lucky, but there's just more pressure to do well, as if there's not enough from your parents.
Step 3 - Research your girl's Study Design
When you're studying a VCE subject, you have to seek out a document known as the Study Design, this tells you what is assessable for that particular course. You have to do the same with your girl. You have to know what she likes and what she's looking for. In order to find out her Area of Studies, you need to become good friends with her best friends. They should know that you like her and hence, they will be able to advise you and help to set you up. It's also great to have them on your side, they are your greatest resources, never forget the study design.
Step 4 - Do your homework
Nothing beats pre-reading on your subject to find out what the challenges and nuances are. The same thing applies here. What's her favourite song? What cake does she like? What does she find special? Is she a romantic?
Step 5 - Approach each Area of Study individually
Just like with every subject, if you approach all AOS's at the same time, you will end up utterly confused and you will ultimately...fail. So approach them separately. AOS 1 might be "become smarter" - so do that before moving onto AOS 2. AOS 2 might be "become a poet" because she likes poems - so address that before going onto the next one.
Step 6 - Complete the SACs with care
Apart from SACs being assessed coursework where the girl will assess you as a person and as to whether you have met her set criteria. Every time you go on a date with her or every time you spend a good amount of time with her, this is a SAC, take it as if you'd take an exam. Take it seriously. Come nicely dressed, be a nice person and be sweet. Don't overdo it, it's overkill, don't use integration to find the area of a circle. You just want her to have a good impression of you, but be cute at the same time.
Step 7 - Brush up your knowledge
When you've decided you've had enough of SACs and want to go out with her already, you're going to need to brush up on your knowledge. Is there anything else you want to know about her that could make it or break it. Is there anything which you felt you have not addressed in SACs and want her to know before you sit your exam. This is the time to brush up on that knowledge. You should also keep talking to her often and make sure she has a positive impression of you still. This step is optional, if you're a risk taker, proceed.
Step 8 - Practice Exam time
Before sitting your final exam, you need to do some practice exams. This is where your best friends come into play. Talk to them about how you're going to ask your girl out and see if they think that it's a good idea. Never do it over the internet or over the phone, do it in person! Once you have completed your practice exams and are happy with the quality of your answers, i.e. what you're doing, you're ready for the big day. It's good to practice as much as possible and remember that practice is perfect.
Step 9 - The Big Day! THE EXAMM!!!
So now you're ready to ask her out, right? Good. Think about it one last time and make sure everything is organised. Where are you going to do it? Are you sure you have everything you need. Nothing is worse than walking into a calculator exam without a calculator...right? Ok, so you're all prepared, now just execute your plan, try as hard as you can, you never know what happens, but if you give it your best shot, I'm sure you'll find success.
If she said yes, CONGRATS you now have a girlfriend. If she said no, well don't be disheartened, it's happenned to me before, I know how you feel, just try not to worry about it, but learn from your mistakes and maybe things just weren't meant to be. It's just like I was never meant to be good at English. Never let it get to you, and sure, be sad, because that's the best emotion to have at this stage, but move on and at least be friends with her.
Ok guys, so that's my guide on how to get a girl in 9 easy steps. I hope you have enjoyed reading it, please post comments below and just a reminder that this is for informational purposes only. Everyone is different and may not react in the same way as another person.
Good luck guys! <3
p.s. This is a joke :)
EDIT: Fixed Formatting
Moderator action: removed real name, sorry for the inconvenience
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Can you cram for this?
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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whut
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WhatthefuckamIreading. :o
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Don't overdo it, it's overkill, don't use integration to find the area of a circle.
LOL
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"Slams head onto table:" against: : oTL
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WHATTHESHIZZZLE!! :| for reaal?
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hahaha no not for real :P it's a joke :P
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If you intend on having multiple girls, it is also advisable to have a backup plan so that you can explain to them what's going on if you happen to get caught out. The general rule is never to buy them the same presents!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zLvXsUUmI&feature=relmfu
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You took my quote out of context...
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You took my quote out of context...
Whoops!
Moderator action: removed real name, sorry for the inconvenience
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Man, I failed this :( I got 25 D: it was a 7th subject so it didn't get counted :P
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Ah lawl. :) Made my day.
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wait, usually you have to wait for a while after the exam until offers come out...
is this where you find out whether you get your first preference (da wun.) or your unfortunate second preference (the rebound) ?
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...when do you get your offers?
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Bahaha, it depends, usually right after your exam if you're lucky :P
Furbob, I LOL'd, I swear this is the first time I've actually LOL'd in a while :D
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If this wasnt a joke dude, this would have turned into a hate thread from the girls.
But I like the comparisons, its witty:)
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Universities offer their best courses to those with the highest ATAR score.
If you're lucky, you might even get a double degree (2 at once) or a scholarship (not having to spend $10,000 per year).
But there's a limited number of places per course, so the competition is high.
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If this wasnt a joke dude, this would have turned into a hate thread from the girls.
But I like the comparisons, its witty:)
Oh noooooo, please don't hate me :P
Nah, it's a joke, and thanks! I was trying to be a little cunning ;P
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Can you tutor me Paul? Yes? Good. How much do you charge? Be my wingman. The only girl I have ever met was on Runescape and she left me for some level 120 fag. Is having a cool email address part of it too? Because [email protected] is pretty appealing in itself.
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Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?
Please Respond.
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YES YES YES YES YES!
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The aspirin, Paul, DONT FORGET THE ASPIRIN!
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Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?
Please Respond.
No! Macrob chicks are really nice!
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I've also heard that there is such thing as the Top All-Round High
Pimpin Achiever Award for those who are very competent in various "subjects"
- achieving "study scores" of 46 or higher in at least 5 subjects.
....*wonders what Thushan has to say about this*
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I've also heard that there is such thing as the Top All-Round High Pimpin Acheiver Award for those who are very competent in various "subjects"
- acheiving "study scores" of 46 or higher in at least 5 subjects.
....*wonders what Thushan has to say about this*
*glances over at mchli and his six 50s*
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Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?
Please Respond.
No! Macrob chicks are really nice!
Thats because you got a 99.95, and five 50+ SS subjects.
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Can you tutor me Paul? Yes? Good. How much do you charge? Be my wingman. The only girl I have ever met was on Runescape and she left me for some level 120 fag. Is having a cool email address part of it too? Because [email protected] is pretty appealing in itself.
LOL.
Whats the prize if you get, the Premiers Award?
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Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?
Yeah, probably, well it's Yes according to Thushan
LOL Furbob and Thushan
Oh, there's premier awards too.............. :D
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Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?
Please Respond.
No! Macrob chicks are really nice!
Thats because you got a 99.95, and five 50+ SS subjects.
Oh come on now! They were really nice before ATARs came out too!
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That's cause you already had two 50's :P
But nah, MacRob chicks are really nice, I know a few, just remember, they weren't always MacRob girls, they were once just like us I guess :)
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This thread makes me feel bad I am single.
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That's cause you already had two 50's :P
But nah, MacRob chicks are really nice, I know a few, just remember, they weren't always MacRob girls, they were once just like us I guess :)
LOL and you're implying that once they're in macrob, they're in their own league...and therefore are out of ours.
Yes Paul, another syllogism :D
LOL dw Mech I'm single too!
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So what happens after they leave? Are they still snobish? I feel sorry for their boyfriends
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So what happens after they leave? Are they still snobish? I feel sorry for their boyfriends
What's it like being a boyfriend of a macrob girl? Some of us on AN should know that ;P
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Hmmm does it matter how easy her SACS are? Some SACS require months to work for while other SACS can be done just after a few days of work =/.
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Guys, I'm single you know :(
Just sayin :D
So what happens after they leave? Are they still snobish? I feel sorry for their boyfriends
No, they're pretty nice people, like my friends at MacRob are really nice, they're just like everyone else, all schools have nice girls and snobbish girls I reckon :S
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What's it like being a boyfriend of a macrob girl? Some of us on AN should know that ;P
My friend went out with a MacRob girl, I'll ask him! :P
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ITT: An attention whore and the forum giving him what he wants.
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MacRob girls aren't that bad haha, some are complete bi***** but that's bound to occur in any female demographic :P
This guide should be made an announcement.
Shut up Tallulah Sparkletits you're just jealous.
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ITT: An attention whore and the forum giving him what he wants.
Hypocritical, considering your Avatar <------
Just sayin ;P
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Guys, I'm single you know :(
Just sayin :D
You must be pretty bored
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"Slams head onto table:" against: : oTL
fucking LOL
ITT: An attention whore and the forum giving him what he wants.
fucking double LOL
plz tell me ninwa has something to say
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You must be pretty bored
Not really, I don't mind :P hahah! :P
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LOL dw Mech I'm single too!
8) We are so cool.
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You must be pretty bored
**boned.
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What better way to implement the above guide then?
I JOKE.
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Just letting everyone know that the biggest snitch ever Evangelion_Zeta just informed Enwiabe about this and he's coming :'(
run1!!!
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Just letting everyone know that the biggest snitch ever Evangelion_Zeta just informed Enwiabe about this and he's coming :'(
run1!!!
Who's this Evangelion_Zeta guy? Sounds like a tool.
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This...thread...
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I have no words... Paulsterio has been banned for 2 weeks after repeated failure to adhere to the posting guidelines