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General Discussion => General Discussion Boards => Other General Discussion => Topic started by: nacho on June 08, 2012, 01:48:48 am
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Singing in the shower and stuff doesn't count.
Whenever i'm making food, i pretend im doing a cooking show and narrate stuff
eg. 'And now, we spread the nutella, with fine even strokes on both slices..Make sure to get that spread around all the corners, nothing worse than a dry bite'. I cant make high class food, just like omelettes and coffee and sandwiches and 2min noodles. so i have little material to work with
also when i make trips to the kitchen in the night (usually 2-3 times cause im up until 2-3am normally or like 12-6am on exam weeks)
i pretend im the cops searching a building and every time i come round a corner i do that whole *stick against wall in stealth mode, then quickly point gun (made of my two hands) at door/opening
i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.
now your turn
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Singing in the shower and stuff doesn't count.
Whenever i'm making food, i pretend im doing a cooking show and narrate stuff
eg. 'And now, we spread the nutella, with fine even strokes on both slices..Make sure to get that spread around all the corners, nothing worse than a dry bite'. I cant make high class food, just like omelettes and coffee and sandwiches and 2min noodles. so i have little material to work with
i do that too!
I eat butter and tomato sauce on toast for breakfast. Enough said.
When parents arent home I sometimes put on bollywood movies and dance to the songs. I have races with my brother about doing every little thing.
Over the past few weeks I have developed an intense rage over the people that disagree with me (not normally am I angry) and resort to retorts like, "You know what? Ki*s my ass"...or much worse.
I dance in the rain, it makes me extremely happy, i feel free.
When I go shopping, i always make the sales assistant think I am a hotshot rich person, in which they should try to sell the whole shop to me. I normally end up walking out bare-handed, because they would not give me a discount
After reading crime novels, I get really scared and hide under my covers, protected from Voldemort.
I look up chemistry pick up lines, and laugh at them with my friends. People always think I will use them, but really....
eg: youre so hot you denature my proteins.
I still sleep with a teddy bear at night.
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^I sleep with a bolster. I mean, not the small, little ones u see in Australia, but like, a big one. Can't sleep without it.
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Over the past few weeks I have developed an intense rage over the people that disagree with me (not normally am I angry) and resort to retorts like, "You know what? Ki*s my ass"...or much worse.
When I go shopping, i always make the sales assistant think I am a hotshot rich person, in which they should try to sell the whole shop to me. I normally end up walking out bare-handed, because they would not give me a discount
I still sleep with a teddy bear at night.
LOL that's funny with the 'ki*s my ass'. I also like how you censored 'kiss' instead of 'ass'. true bollywood right over here
Curious, how exactly do you make the sales assistant thing your a hotshot rich person? If i ever go to buy a car i wanna do that. (just wear fancy clothes?)
I never understood the purpose of a bolster, and why people sleep with teddy bears. they take up bed space and surely you must wake up from time to time with them in irregular/uncomfortable places.
like what happens when u sleep with ur phone.
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i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.
Mate you forgot to mention that you do that instead of saying hi!
I like to walk around the house when I need to think/d&m with myself.
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i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.
Mate you forgot to mention that you do that instead of saying hi!
I like to walk around the house when I need to think/d&m with myself.
lest we forget
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I take a shower when I need to think or reflect about something :\
I end up wasting a lot of water :(
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I have quite a few unusual habits:
- Biting things that shouldn't be bitten
- Playing with hair/eyebrows
- Moving my eyes in weird motions
- Jumping randomly and flapping my arms
- Talking to myself
- I sometimes sleep with my Snoopy toy
I've got more - I'll edit this list as I think of them. :)
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My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise :(
And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals
:(
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I take a shower when I need to think or reflect about something :\
I end up wasting a lot of water :(
I put my chemistry notes on the back of the shower, and sing out loud how enzymes work, and the functions of DNA, AND PCR.
My mother thinks I'm talking about how to but a dvd in a VCR, and sometimes tells me to stop singing unnecessary crap.
I love to bag girls who are white and think its cool to wear tanned foundation. They end up looking like Doritos.
i think one of the worst ways to die, would be in space.
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My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise :(
And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals
:(
You sir, would be a bad criminal.
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Reading magazines backwards.
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My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise :(
And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals
:(
You sir, would be a bad criminal.
I'll take that as a compliment!
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Surgeon.. Get off the road . Who does that -_-
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Surgeon.. Get off the road . Who does that -_-
Who does that? I do?
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And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals
:(
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spreading yoghurt on toast and pouring milo cereal into my coffee (just like a chocolate milkshake, only crun--wait, no, not really....)
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spreading yoghurt on toast and pouring milo cereal into my coffee (just like a chocolate milkshake, only crun--wait, no, not really....)
what about how when you spin on a chair and say furbob for every completed revolution
i think that's pretty weird, but its funny too
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Typing in golden instead of my login account name at unimelb. Does this classify?
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Randomly Singing Pokemon Theme Song and Mulan "We Are Men" . I...Just...Can't...help it.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
wow.. you're hilarious LOL
personally i have a question
have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?
im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?
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My TV's volume MUST be on even numbers.
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Why? Do you feel odd to be on odd numbers?
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Why? Do you feel odd to be on odd numbers?
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My TV's volume MUST be on even numbers.
For some reason, I'm the same too :O Haven't really noticed it until now though!
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although i rarely watch tv anymore
back a few years ago after i watched the movie 23,
the t.v volume had to be 22 or 21, (23 was literally the perfect volume) but i refused to choose it
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Sometimes I masturbate to nacho's avatar.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
wow.. you're hilarious LOL
personally i have a question
have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?
im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?
Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.
SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop. Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.
So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.
I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.
On a side note, I gave a pat to my buttcheeks congratulating it on holding such an onslaught and if leonardo da vinci was still alive today and looked at the toilet bowl , he would have surely considered it a masterpiece.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
wow.. you're hilarious LOL
personally i have a question
have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?
im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?
Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.
SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop. Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.
So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.
I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.
You sir, are a real life Pudge.
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/963/imagespudgeandmini.jpg)
I bet your fart deals more damage than level 4 Rot.
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
wow.. you're hilarious LOL
personally i have a question
have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?
im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?
Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.
SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop. Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.
So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.
I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.
You sir, are a real life Pudge.
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/963/imagespudgeandmini.jpg)
I bet your fart deals more damage than level 4 Rot.
Hoping I won't get nerfed then =]
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On a side note, I gave a pat to my buttcheeks congratulating it on holding such an onslaught and if leonardo da vinci was still alive today and looked at the toilet bowl , he would have surely considered it a masterpiece.
you need to stop saying awesome things
i cant fit these all into my signature.. :(
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When I feel a fart coming, I instantly put my hands under my buttcheeks and let it rip , then I smell the hands after and usually rate it on a scale of 1-10 for stench. Sometimes I do this in the showers too and it creates such a vivid effect as the fart gas rise up due to the fan . You guys may find it disgusting but personally once you try it , you will take those words back.
wow.. you're hilarious LOL
personally i have a question
have you noticed what sort of foods and habits allow you to achieve a 7 or higher?
im assuming this scale is based on benchmarks, the ten must have been your vilest ever.
have you constantly surpassed your ten and mad new benchmarks?
Hmmm, I think I only achieved a 7 or higher once in my life, I ate a lot of sodium-based stuff that time and I usually go poop when its midnight just before or around when I hit the bed. But once I'm all cozy in bed, I really cannot be bothered to get up and spend around 5 or so minutes in the toilet to do such a task (need beauty sleep)
. So therefore, I usually try to poop in the mornings but unfortunately I woke up late on the following morning and had to rush my breakfast which was porridge before I had to go school. And let me tell you... eating porridge does not help at all -.- So anyway, i'm in school learning what an ionic bond is and that bobs my uncle in maths , getting the urge to poo desperately (you know that stomach ache feeling that you get when you have semi-diarrhoea) and heaven forbids me to sit in my school toilet seat, thats just like asking for tinea to grow on my ass like its some agar plate.
SO anyway, after all this bs, i go home , my urges to poo die down but comes up every now and then, so just as I go take a shower, I can feel a massive burn in my ass and I know that was going to be a 7 or higher rating fart followed by an immediate need to go poop. Thank god toilets are right next to the showers because that poop was like world war 3. Did the most strenous exercise with my butt in my entire life on that fateful night.
So basically, dont eat a lot of junk food and poop whenever your body tells you to.
I cant remember the specifics but I think I ate a lot of crackers or something.
On a side note, I gave a pat to my buttcheeks congratulating it on holding such an onslaught and if leonardo da vinci was still alive today and looked at the toilet bowl , he would have surely considered it a masterpiece.
LOLOLOL. I wonder what your creative pieces are like for English ;D
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My TV's volume MUST be on even numbers.
mine has to be on intervals of 5, 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-45-50