What are some of your 'weird' habits?

[nacho]

Singing in the shower and stuff doesn't count.

Whenever i'm making food, i pretend im doing a cooking show and narrate stuff
eg. 'And now, we spread the nutella, with fine even strokes on both slices..Make sure to get that spread around all the corners, nothing worse than a dry bite'. I cant make high class food, just like omelettes and coffee and  sandwiches and 2min noodles. so i have little material to work with

also when i make trips to the kitchen in the night (usually 2-3 times cause im up until 2-3am normally or like 12-6am on exam weeks)
i pretend im the cops searching a building and every time i come round a corner i do that whole *stick against wall in stealth mode, then quickly point gun (made of my two hands) at door/opening

i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.

now your turn

[nisha]

Singing in the shower and stuff doesn't count.

Whenever i'm making food, i pretend im doing a cooking show and narrate stuff
eg. 'And now, we spread the nutella, with fine even strokes on both slices..Make sure to get that spread around all the corners, nothing worse than a dry bite'. I cant make high class food, just like omelettes and coffee and  sandwiches and 2min noodles. so i have little material to work with

i do that too!

I eat butter and tomato sauce on toast for breakfast. Enough said.

When parents arent home I sometimes put on bollywood movies and dance to the songs. I have races with my brother about doing every little thing.

Over the past few weeks I have developed an intense rage over the people that disagree with me (not normally am I angry) and resort to retorts like, "You know what? Ki*s my ass"...or much worse.

I dance in the rain, it makes me extremely happy, i feel free.

When I go shopping, i always make the sales assistant think I am a hotshot rich person, in which they should try to sell the whole shop to me. I normally end up walking out bare-handed, because they would not give me a discount

After reading crime novels, I get really scared and hide under my covers, protected from Voldemort.

I look up chemistry pick up lines, and laugh at them with my friends. People always think I will use them, but really....
eg: youre so hot you denature my proteins.

I still sleep with a teddy bear at night.

[aes_999]

^I sleep with a bolster. I mean, not the small, little ones u see in Australia, but like, a big one. Can't sleep without it.

[nacho]

Over the past few weeks I have developed an intense rage over the people that disagree with me (not normally am I angry) and resort to retorts like, "You know what? Ki*s my ass"...or much worse.

When I go shopping, i always make the sales assistant think I am a hotshot rich person, in which they should try to sell the whole shop to me. I normally end up walking out bare-handed, because they would not give me a discount
I still sleep with a teddy bear at night.

LOL that's funny with the 'ki*s my ass'. I also like how you censored 'kiss' instead of 'ass'. true bollywood right over here

Curious, how exactly do you make the sales assistant thing your a hotshot rich person? If i ever go to buy a car i wanna do that. (just wear fancy clothes?)

I never understood the purpose of a bolster, and why people sleep with teddy bears. they take up bed space and surely you must wake up from time to time with them in irregular/uncomfortable places.
like what happens when u sleep with ur phone.

[ShortBlackChick]

i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.

Mate you forgot to mention that you do that instead of saying hi!

I like to walk around the house when I need to think/d&m with myself.

[nacho]

i like to pat/poke people's head, generally only people with straight hair cause thats soft.

Mate you forgot to mention that you do that instead of saying hi!

I like to walk around the house when I need to think/d&m with myself.

lest we forget

[paulsterio]

I take a shower when I need to think or reflect about something :\

I end up wasting a lot of water

[Stick]

I have quite a few unusual habits:
- Biting things that shouldn't be bitten
- Playing with hair/eyebrows
- Moving my eyes in weird motions
- Jumping randomly and flapping my arms
- Talking to myself
- I sometimes sleep with my Snoopy toy

I've got more - I'll edit this list as I think of them.

[Surgeon]

My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise

And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals

[nisha]

I take a shower when I need to think or reflect about something :\

I end up wasting a lot of water

I put my chemistry notes on the back of the shower, and sing out loud how enzymes work, and the functions of DNA, AND PCR.
My mother thinks I'm talking about how to but a dvd in a VCR, and sometimes tells me to stop singing unnecessary crap.

I love to bag girls who are white and think its cool to wear tanned foundation. They end up looking like Doritos.

i think one of the worst ways to die, would be in space.

[Hutchoo]

My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise

And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals

You sir, would be a bad criminal.

[monkeywantsabanana]

Reading magazines backwards.

[Surgeon]

My parents trust me to know where the keys to all of our cars are. Although I'm not 18 and don't have my license, they let me drive to the local supermarket sometimes if they needs something quickly - they make me promise that I won't speed... I just can't keep that promise

And when they're out and I'm home alone I'll take out a car and drive around the neighbourhood scaring small children and furry animals

You sir, would be a bad criminal.

I'll take that as a compliment!

[nacho]

Surgeon.. Get off the road . Who does that -_-

[Surgeon]

Surgeon.. Get off the road . Who does that -_-

Who does that? I do?